on the bottom of the screen on News 14 Carolina!! its pretty simple, actually. just use some common sense on what you can post, and it will run for 12 hours or until you renew it. i have my business on there already. be sure to put that you have around 50 or so employees for the business you make up or else they won't show it. try it. be creative. its pretty neat.

http://rdu.news14.com/content/closings/?action=register

2/26/2004 5:39:57 PM

this could get bad...

2/26/2004 5:43:41 PM

fucking awesome

2/26/2004 5:44:59 PM

I want a pictures on anyone who will do this

2/26/2004 5:49:06 PM

I was going to do Peepers pet suplies but I am too damn lazy to type in all that shiet

2/26/2004 5:49:21 PM

that you?

2/26/2004 5:57:17 PM

http://rdu.news14.com/content/closings/closure_verbose.asp?orgid=2276

2/26/2004 6:03:15 PM

bttt

2/26/2004 7:33:46 PM

^die

2/26/2004 7:43:26 PM

http://rdu.news14.com/content/closings/closure_verbose.asp?orgid=2285

2/26/2004 7:59:09 PM

n00b

2/26/2004 7:59:55 PM

if you're going to make one up, try not to make it so obvious...

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 8:02 PM. Reason : might have been funnier if you put "3.5 In Floppy Disc Dr"]

2/26/2004 8:01:03 PM

This is gonna be a funny thread eventually...

2/26/2004 8:02:41 PM

Quote :

"Name: Sru Daddy's Pants Address: 69 Fast lane City: Raleigh Zip: 27606 State: NC Phone: 919-515-5555 Fax: Employees: 0 Contact Name: Mister Roboto Contact Phone: 919-515-5555 Contact Email: roboto@pants.com Username: roboto Password: ******** "

2/26/2004 8:10:03 PM

i don't think mine's gonna get approved

Name: Coalition for a Bra-Free Workplace
Address: 3125 Dangling Path
Contact Name: Freida Melons

2/26/2004 8:11:53 PM

Jo Momma Daycare is closed friday

2/26/2004 8:13:02 PM

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 8:16 PM. Reason : .]

2/26/2004 8:15:13 PM

does it show up on TV too bc that would be really bad, but cool.

2/26/2004 8:16:06 PM

how long before it showed up on website for you guys that got it up there?

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 8:17 PM. Reason : and did they send a confirmation email or anything?]

idea: Bring 'Em Young Daycare

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 8:19 PM. Reason : someone do it]

2/26/2004 8:16:51 PM

The Sausage Factory is closed

2/26/2004 8:17:43 PM

Quote :

" SRU DADDY'S PANTS Open for business all day and all night. No need to call. Just show up. "

2/26/2004 8:20:54 PM

the wolf web inc? that's not funny...

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 8:23 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2004 8:23:42 PM

Colonel Angus Chicken is closed today, open 6-9 tomorrow, according to the TV

2/26/2004 8:25:32 PM

Quote :

"Name: Cherry Poppers Ice Cream Co. Address: 413 Trower St. City: Raleigh Zip: 27607 State: NC Phone: (919) 515-6789 Fax: Employees: 69 Contact Name: Bobby Smart Contact Phone: (919) 515-6789"

2/26/2004 8:26:58 PM

ahahhahah.

2/26/2004 8:27:02 PM

someone should do

Jenny's Place

with phone number 867-5309

2/26/2004 8:29:58 PM

Name: h4x0r3d Computer Services Inc.
Address: 602 Shady Ave.
City: Raleigh
Zip: 27607
State: NC
Phone: (919)515-9021
Fax:
Employees: 54
Contact Name: Charles Brohagowitz
Contact Phone: (919)515-9021

2/26/2004 8:45:35 PM

sub

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 8:47 PM. Reason : h]

2/26/2004 8:47:10 PM

hahaha

2/26/2004 8:48:03 PM

I like mine the best so far.

2/26/2004 8:49:10 PM

I wonder how long it'll be before they figure this out.

I can just picture some news person saying "h-four-x-zero-r-three-d Computer Services will open at 12 PM."

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 8:56 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2004 8:54:30 PM

Colonel Angus Rice is closed tomorrow

2/26/2004 8:58:02 PM

It's official....h4x0r3d computer services inc. is closed tomorrow...saw it on the tv myself...

2/26/2004 9:02:26 PM

AHAHAHA...that shit is funny as hell...

2/26/2004 9:03:30 PM

Name: OMFG Technologies
Address: 3811 Hillsborough St
City: Raleigh
Zip: NC
State: 27606
Phone: -----------
Fax:
Employees: 100
Contact Name: Travis Oakley
Contact Phone: -----------
Contact Email: omfgtech@tehwins.com
Username: omfgtech
Password: *****

2/26/2004 9:07:22 PM

how long was the turn-around?

2/26/2004 9:07:32 PM

It cycled through the listings once before it showed up. It was there by the second time it went around...

2/26/2004 9:08:58 PM

i woulda figured that they would look to see if the company is rela

2/26/2004 9:10:30 PM

Mike Hunt Enterprises better close soon yo~

2/26/2004 9:10:51 PM

Quote :

"Colonel Angus Rice is closed tomorrow "

WHAT THE FUCK????? YOU FUCKING RIPPED OFF MY IDEA???? YOU FUCKING CUNT

2/26/2004 9:11:57 PM

The best time to do it would be after most of the other businesses are open again, and there are only a few closings, then the news people tend to announce them.

2/26/2004 9:13:47 PM

i cant get my shit approved

2/26/2004 9:14:55 PM

Quote :

"Name: Zia Naik's Urology & Gynecology Clinic Address: 4892 Patani Street City: Durham Zip: 27604 State: North Carolina Phone: 1-900-566-3800 Fax: Employees: 20 Contact Name: Zia Naik Contact Phone: 1-900-566-3800 Contact Email: zianaik@fariyad.india.com Username: slurpee"

Quote :

"Name: Whacko Jacko's Heal The World Daycare Address: 5435 Lynn Road City: Raleigh Zip: 27607 State: Raleigh Phone: 835-7493 Fax: Employees: 1 Contact Name: Gert Manson Contact Phone: 919-833-6502 Contact Email: yogert@cnn.com"

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 9:38 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2004 9:19:08 PM

Quote :

"Name: h4x0r3d Computer Services Inc. "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i just saw that shit before i even read all of this thread and immediately knew it was a wolfwebber!!! fucking awesome!!

btw--it takes about a half hour before they start showing it on tv. this is fucking awesome!!

2/26/2004 9:19:26 PM

mine showed up on TV immediately.

2/26/2004 9:24:17 PM

Quote :

"Name: Unnatural Intrusion Security Address: 3426 Western Blvd City: Raleigh "

we'll see if they post that

2/26/2004 9:24:18 PM

The Sausage Factory
Third Shift Canceled, Closed Friday
Operating under Code Red
Expires: 2/27/2004 9:23 PM

2/26/2004 9:24:24 PM

Quote :

"Organization: Watkins Family Reunion Service Address: Chavis Heights Raleigh 27604 Phone: 867-5309 Fax: Closure Information: Call P. Nis for more info. "

2/26/2004 9:24:32 PM

Quote :

"MIKE HUNT ENTERPRISES Closed for Friday 3rd Shaft Report Sat Morning "

2/26/2004 9:28:27 PM

Quote :

"1337 5p34k Linguistic Services Office Closed Friday Must Telecommute "

I hope they put that on.

2/26/2004 9:33:12 PM