Check out how much fuckin cola this thing absorbs



You'll never buy these shits again

7/16/2008 2:12:25 AM

i wonder if that's the only gig that guy could get?

7/16/2008 2:13:29 AM

you following me camera guy?

7/16/2008 2:13:59 AM

fuck his name is Vince not Spence

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 2:26 AM. Reason : lookidis]

7/16/2008 2:25:47 AM

fail

7/16/2008 2:26:50 AM

check out my headset and lazy eye

7/16/2008 2:28:07 AM

7/16/2008 2:32:02 AM

twenny dollahs

7/16/2008 2:35:06 AM

I just wanna know who spends $20 a month on paper towels

7/16/2008 2:36:10 AM

^that and how a sponge only lasts a week
but i want this SHAME WOW

7/16/2008 2:42:29 AM

Lol use it on the dog.

7/16/2008 6:38:23 AM

I love that commercial. And I don't know why.

7/16/2008 6:39:15 AM

These other brothas can't deny.

7/16/2008 6:46:47 AM

I always laughed at the headset too and his crazy ass facial expression too.

7/16/2008 6:49:53 AM

8 Shamwows for $20? Thats like 2 months of soaking superpower, how could you not want that

7/16/2008 7:34:46 AM

It's VINCE you dumbass

7/16/2008 8:49:42 AM

so does anyone have any experience with shamwow? I want them too. But i try not to spill shit in the first place

7/16/2008 9:00:23 AM

Just in case you spill an entire 2 liter on your carpet, you'll be covered

7/16/2008 9:01:31 AM

^I do that on the daily

Well last night my dog decided she wanted my cup of Kool-Aid so she waited until I got up to grab something from another room, and like a ninja she swiped it off my table and spilled it all over the floor. Crazy dog. The shamwow would have been perfect here

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 9:05 AM. Reason : \/ my Kool-Aid was purple!!! ]

7/16/2008 9:04:17 AM

i wonder if it can absorb dat 190% purple drank?

7/16/2008 9:04:17 AM

THAT IS GONNA SMELL

7/16/2008 10:04:15 AM

$20 a month on paper towels?

7/16/2008 10:11:34 AM

i will cover my bed with it so it can stay dry

7/16/2008 10:37:20 AM

do you pee the bed

7/16/2008 10:37:59 AM

A lot of my life's problems could be solved if I could just DRY SHIT FASTER!

7/16/2008 10:40:28 AM

look a dis, fah do house, da car, da boat

its made in germany, and the germans always make good stuff

7/17/2008 10:44:29 AM

Quote :

"A lot of my life's problems could be solved if I could just DRY SHIT FASTER!"

I lol'd

7/17/2008 10:47:25 AM

THIS THREAD IS 10/10

7/17/2008 10:52:05 AM

Quote :

"I love that commercial. And I don't know why."

7/17/2008 11:05:07 AM

billy mays approves

7/17/2008 11:37:27 AM

I'm surprised no one has pointed out that from when he pours the cola on the carpet square to when the camera cuts to him absorbing it, it's clearly a new carpet square with MUCH less soda spilled on it.

7/17/2008 12:04:01 PM

he's going to be the next billy mays

7/17/2008 12:07:19 PM

or this guy, the host of Amazing Discoveries



[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:28 PM. Reason : Mike Levey]

7/17/2008 12:27:23 PM

TreeTwista...I think you should get that sweater!

7/17/2008 12:29:29 PM

i dont know if i can pull off the coogi sweater like old Mike Levey can

7/17/2008 12:35:04 PM

look a dis, fah da house, fah da car, fah da boat, fah da RV

7/29/2008 12:17:05 PM

even olympic swimmas use dis

look it's dry!!1

7/29/2008 12:19:26 PM

coogi sweaters were so damn expensive. but your boy could prolly hook you up tho.

7/29/2008 12:19:50 PM

Ya know dez Shamwows is made by the germans, and you know germans know a thing or two about killing jews.

Me and the hubby make up new crap for him to say every time that commercial comes on.

7/29/2008 12:21:06 PM

I thought that infomercial was one of the dumbest things ever, close to the fishpen, and lo--we sell them at work.

7/29/2008 12:25:25 PM

Quote :

"I just wanna know who spends $20 a month on paper towels"

i probably would if i didn't buy the big packs whenever they're on sale

i use them all the time, though, i really don't like to re-use stuff for cleaning. and i probably use like 10 when i only need 2, i guess. that helps

7/29/2008 12:33:22 PM

Quote :

"I'm surprised no one has pointed out that from when he pours the cola on the carpet square to when the camera cuts to him absorbing it, it's clearly a new carpet square with MUCH less soda spilled on it."

yeah i noticed that too, no way sham wow could go under the carpet and soak up cola

7/29/2008 12:39:11 PM

you know what infomercial/ad kills me - the awesome auger.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ICvbF1uZm-I <--lol at 26 second example

it's the absolute worst. all the examples they show are just ridiculous. "It can dig holes for plants in seconds!" as it digs pre-dug holes. "It can break roots!" as it separates a root that was obviously in two pieces and then stuck back together.

I hate that commercial.

7/29/2008 12:54:09 PM

If Billy Mays ever
wants to go toe to toe
I'll wax his fat ass

7/29/2008 5:00:59 PM

this thread makes me LOL

7/30/2008 9:01:48 AM

Vince Vs. Billy mays
this is war

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l25oCWDHnQI



i just wanna know one thing, why do they clean up the table then squeez out all the water right back on the table? what a waste!!

[Edited on July 31, 2008 at 3:47 PM. Reason : .]

7/31/2008 3:45:57 PM

at least 2 rolls of paper towels a week seems more reasonable than 20 rolls a month.

7/31/2008 4:48:02 PM

we can't do this all day people

7/31/2008 4:54:25 PM

Quote :

"i wonder if it can absorb dat 190% purple drank?"

NOTHING can absorb dat 190% purple drank.


Especially not your liver.

7/31/2008 6:27:50 PM

Lol, dry your dog.

7/31/2008 6:38:23 PM