From ShamWOW.......you'll be saying WOW every time

8/21/2008 11:11:13 PM

made in Germany, and you know the Germans make good stuff

8/21/2008 11:12:01 PM

olympic divers use it as a towel

8/21/2008 11:12:23 PM

BILLY MAYS IS GOING TO RAPE YOU VINCE. BILLY MAYS KNOWS NO FEAR.

8/21/2008 11:12:41 PM

ALL I CAN SAY IS SHAM...WOW

8/21/2008 11:13:04 PM

YOU'RE FIIIIRED

8/21/2008 11:13:13 PM

damn, pretty soon this guy's gonna have more threads than ncsugirl

ya followin me camera guy?

8/21/2008 11:13:42 PM

they put the word "sham" right in the name

its awesome

8/21/2008 11:14:12 PM

you're throwing your money away

8/21/2008 11:16:19 PM

Quote :

" Check out how much fuckin cola this thing absorbs You'll never buy these shits again"

8/21/2008 11:16:56 PM

there's your mildew

that is gonna smell

8/21/2008 11:17:30 PM

theres your mold and mildew

damn, you beat me to it ^

[Edited on August 21, 2008 at 11:18 PM. Reason : .]

8/21/2008 11:17:55 PM

Good call, I was just thinking we needed more Shamwow threads

8/21/2008 11:24:10 PM

In before treetwista says its SPENCE

8/21/2008 11:26:38 PM

8/21/2008 11:27:16 PM

lookadis!

8/21/2008 11:31:37 PM

you can dry a wet sweater

8/22/2008 12:06:23 AM

put it in the dryer?

8/22/2008 12:06:57 AM

Lookadis! you can use it as a jizzrag

8/22/2008 12:11:13 AM

You're gonna spend $20 every month on paper towels, anyway....you're throwing your money away.

8/22/2008 6:11:12 AM

They are selling a metric fuckton of these at the fair.

10/17/2008 12:11:05 PM

METRO SON

10/17/2008 12:29:57 PM

I'll buy some if I get to hear Vince says LOOKADIS in person.

That said, I hope Billy Mays shows up and throws down.

10/17/2008 12:30:26 PM

LOOKAIDS

10/17/2008 12:31:10 PM

Whodafuck spends $20 a month on paper towels?

10/17/2008 1:04:31 PM

you're throwin your money away

10/19/2008 2:53:37 AM

I've been out of paper towels for a month.

10/19/2008 2:57:21 AM

you need sham-wow

10/19/2008 2:58:07 AM

ya following me camera-guy?

10/19/2008 3:00:30 AM

...

[Edited on October 19, 2008 at 3:00 AM. Reason : doublepost like wtf?]

10/19/2008 3:00:33 AM

LISTEN, MOTHERFUCKER... THIS IS BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ZORBEES. YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHAMWOW DOESN'T EVEN WORK, JUST LOOK AT THE CUSTOMER REVIEWS! IT'S MORE LIKE SCAMWOW IF YOU ASK ME. VINCE, JUST GO BACK TO MAKING SHITTY INDIE MOVIES YOU STUPID DICKEATER. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH MY PRODUCTS.

[Edited on October 19, 2008 at 3:01 AM. Reason : tags]

10/19/2008 3:00:33 AM

what's wrong with that dudes eye?

An epic cum accident made him invent the sham-wow

10/19/2008 3:01:59 AM

You'll be saying WOW every time!

10/19/2008 3:53:47 AM

I already said it one time, so did Vince

Quote :

" Check out how much fuckin cola this thing absorbs You'll never buy these shits again"

10/19/2008 4:11:45 AM

What have you been up to tonight?

10/19/2008 4:15:45 AM

damn, didn't expect to see you here. We've just been wasting time. Played rockband 2 for a while and then watched random youtube videos. All while drinking of course. you?

10/19/2008 4:17:55 AM

Well, there was a big party in our apt. that got broken up by a bunch of cops after like an hour, so we've just been hanging out inside playing beer pong and shit. Some dude got hit by a car while crossing trailwood by our apt. tonight, which was pretty wild, apparently he broke both legs and some other stuff. We're hoping he makes it through alright, but it was a crazy night.

10/19/2008 4:23:28 AM

wow, that's pretty bad. I just saw your thread about that a second ago. Hope he's alright. lata.

Quote :

"there's your mildew that is gonna smell"

10/19/2008 4:31:10 AM

Quote :

"made in Germany, and you know the Germans make good stuff"

LOL! Like the Holocaust?!

10/19/2008 5:18:41 AM

ya followin me camera guy?

lolz

10/19/2008 5:32:39 AM

we can't do this all day

10/19/2008 6:35:00 AM

Gotta love fair vendors, there are "ChamWOW" booths all over the place.

10/19/2008 9:42:53 AM

yeah i was listening to the fair vendor and he said he has dogs that always wet the carpet.
"golden reliever"
"irish wetter"
"Great drain"

i stuck around and watched... i counted no less than 12 people buying those things after 1 of the demos....they were going like hotcakes

10/19/2008 9:55:05 AM

I saw several Highway Patrol officers leaving one of those booths with sets of those towels. I wonder what they need them for...

10/19/2008 10:01:24 AM

Olympic divers use it!

10/19/2008 3:51:05 PM

germans invented it, you know they always make good stuff

[Edited on October 19, 2008 at 3:53 PM. Reason : something like that]

10/19/2008 3:52:48 PM

1/12/2009 12:51:03 PM

^ ahhahahahahaha

1/12/2009 12:57:10 PM

I like the fat kid at the end haha

1/12/2009 12:58:34 PM

set em up

1/12/2009 2:19:21 PM