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ncstatetke
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1) Why do you people feel it's necessary to have bread with every dinner?

2) Why do you say Car instead of Kerr?

3) Why do you add apostrophe-s to every grocery store's name?

8/31/2009 7:14:52 PM

pilgrimshoes
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3) like harris teeter or food lion or piggly wiggly

[Edited on August 31, 2009 at 7:15 PM. Reason : e]

8/31/2009 7:15:43 PM

saps852
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or piggly wiggly or kroger

or even lowes

which doesnt have an apostrophe

[Edited on August 31, 2009 at 7:16 PM. Reason : .]

8/31/2009 7:16:15 PM

spaceurface
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or publix or bloom

[Edited on August 31, 2009 at 7:17 PM. Reason : a]

8/31/2009 7:16:25 PM

saps852
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or audi

8/31/2009 7:16:59 PM

FykalJpn
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i don't understand biscuits :-/

8/31/2009 7:17:29 PM

ncstatetke
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Kroger's

8/31/2009 7:17:55 PM

ThatGoodLock
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you mean Aldi?

8/31/2009 7:17:59 PM

Optimum
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maybe it's because you're an idiot

8/31/2009 7:17:59 PM

ncstatetke
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"you mean Aldi?"


i think he means Aldi's

8/31/2009 7:19:06 PM

markgoal
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Why don't Northerners like biscuits? They are superior to bagels in every way.

Would you prefer Cahhh?

Harris Teeter, Food Lion, Bloom, Piggly Wiggly, IGA, Kroger...

8/31/2009 7:20:34 PM

saps852
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ive never heard anyone who makes grocery stores plural

i say kerr, guilty, but i dont care, i also say SALmon

why wouldnt you have bread with every meal? biscuits and rolls and toast are all delicious, i mean if it was brussel sprouts with every meal then complain away. bread=DELISHUS

8/31/2009 7:21:13 PM

ncstatetke
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you've never heard Kroger's???

come on, man.

8/31/2009 7:22:02 PM

Ronny
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This thread is fucking retarded.

8/31/2009 7:22:05 PM

ncstatetke
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^ loves bread

8/31/2009 7:22:50 PM

ThatGoodLock
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sick burn

8/31/2009 7:23:27 PM

khcadwal
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i don't eat bread with every meal

but whats wrong with a dinner roll or a croissant or a loaf of italian bread?!? i mean bread goes well with italian dinners. it goes well with a steak/salad/dinner roll dinner.

i'm confused.

8/31/2009 7:24:01 PM

ncstatetke
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i'm a midwesterner

we don't have good Italian food

8/31/2009 7:25:09 PM

parentcanpay
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"2) Why do you say Car instead of Kerr?"


Listen here you stupid fuckstick, don't come down to our state and tell US how to pronounce shit that is on OUR fucking land. If you don't like it, go back to where you fucking came from.

It always pisses me off when people from up north give me shit about pronouncing the Appalachian mountains as "Ap-pa-latch-un" instead of "App-pa-lay-shun". It's our fucking state, it's our fucking land, and we can pronounce it however we damn well please. If you aren't down with that, then shut your fucking mouth.

8/31/2009 7:27:52 PM

djeternal
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grits? seriously?

8/31/2009 7:28:58 PM

Ronny
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8/31/2009 7:29:41 PM

ncstatetke
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man, Steve Car really lit it up from beyond the arc. he had a 45.4% career average!

8/31/2009 7:32:27 PM

evan
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^^^^holy fuck dude, lay off the speed.

8/31/2009 7:33:31 PM

parentcanpay
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^ go back to euphalo

8/31/2009 7:35:57 PM

evan
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^i'd rather not.

8/31/2009 7:36:39 PM

JTMONEYNCSU
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lots of tuff in this thread

8/31/2009 7:37:58 PM

khcadwal
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i am not really a fan of grits. i might eat them with a pound of salt, pound of butter, pound of cheese when i'm drunk. but meh not something i eat on the regular

fried okra, however, is my jam. actually, i also like collards.

i think southern black people food might just be my jam.

8/31/2009 7:38:20 PM

evan
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i hate grits/okra/collard greens :\

8/31/2009 7:40:56 PM

khcadwal
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god i love okra. pickled okra is good too

see i'm telling you. old southern black people food - i could live on it. well most of it. some stuff gets a little weird.

8/31/2009 7:42:19 PM

d7freestyler
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i was going to post in here, but it's too tuff for me.

8/31/2009 7:42:20 PM

Optimum
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okra and grits are awesome. in the same bowl.

8/31/2009 7:43:51 PM

djeternal
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I just wish you motherfuckers would learn how to drive when the weather is bad

and I'm not even talking about snow/ice. Even when it rains you faggots act like you forgot which pedal is which.

8/31/2009 7:47:30 PM

ncstatetke
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uh huh

8/31/2009 7:49:04 PM

lucyinthesky
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Kerr Lake is named after John Kerr, who pronounced his last name "car". If you have a problem, blame his family.

8/31/2009 7:49:51 PM

bottombaby
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Grits is the universal breakfast condiment.
It's kinda like ketchup. You just put it on stuff to make it all better.

8/31/2009 7:49:59 PM

djeternal
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OMG, IT'S STARTING TO SPRINKLE!!! I BETTER PULL UNDER THE NEAREST BRIDGE AND PUT ON MY HAZARD LIGHTS!

As for grits. If I want something the consistency of snot with no flavor, I'll just pick my nose.

[Edited on August 31, 2009 at 7:51 PM. Reason : a]

8/31/2009 7:50:15 PM

TreeTwista10
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Quote :
"1) Why do you people feel it's necessary to have bread with every dinner?"


Yeah cause no Italians in New York and New Jersey have bread with every dinner

8/31/2009 7:51:38 PM

LivinProof78
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tim is just mad because bread is the enemy now that he has lost a shit load of weight

8/31/2009 7:52:35 PM

hooksaw
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8/31/2009 7:57:53 PM

NyM410
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The only straight Northeast baseball fans are Mets fans... common knowledge.

Just saying...

** Tim is a redneck btw... makes fun of my pronunciation of CAW-fee and hot-DAWG...

[Edited on August 31, 2009 at 8:00 PM. Reason : x]

8/31/2009 7:59:04 PM

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Quote :
"2) Why do you say Car instead of Kerr?"


Because that's the way it's correctly pronounced you worthless fuckstick
It's of Celtic origin. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/carr

I knew someone who legally changed his name from Kerr to Carr because fucksticks like you refuse to pronounce it correctly.

8/31/2009 7:59:41 PM

khcadwal
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i don't like when people say "sal"

"yea i sal you the other day at the mall"

"yea i sal 'im up at the crick round thare the other day"

8/31/2009 8:00:10 PM

lucyinthesky
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gg Limpy

8/31/2009 8:01:43 PM

NyM410
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FYI, anyone born and raised downtown or N. Raleigh is NOT a southerner for all intents and purposes.

My g/f tries to call herself southern and I laugh... she's never lived outside the beltline even...

8/31/2009 8:02:24 PM

pilgrimshoes
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Quote :
"1) Why do you people feel it's necessary to have bread with every dinner?"


a well composed meal contains at least a protein, a veggie, and a starch.

8/31/2009 8:03:46 PM

Jaybee1200
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We did call it Kroger's growing up in TN, but they dont do that in Georgia

8/31/2009 8:05:28 PM

hooksaw
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If it's so fucked up, why do so many Yankees want to live here?

8/31/2009 8:06:17 PM

LimpyNuts
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Quote :
"3) Why do you add apostrophe-s to every grocery store's name?"

This one's legitimate though. It's not every grocery store though. Never heard anyone say "Food Lion's" or " Publix' ".

8/31/2009 8:06:39 PM

Restricted
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A shopping cart is not a buggy

8/31/2009 8:08:13 PM

mkcarter
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I'm from Johnston County, does that count as southern? Oh, I also grew up on a farm.

8/31/2009 8:08:14 PM

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