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9/15/2009 12:37:21 AM

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9/15/2009 12:38:00 AM

|---------------this big--------------|


and i scaled it for your monitor.

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[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 12:38 AM. Reason : ^see? almost exact.]

9/15/2009 12:38:14 AM

i love this kid's threads

9/15/2009 12:38:21 AM

yo bro alpha sigma sigma is throwing down man!

9/15/2009 12:38:39 AM

some of my penis pics are floating around here

9/15/2009 12:38:44 AM

More than 5.5" from what I've heard.

9/15/2009 12:38:47 AM

statecole its not funny any more

9/15/2009 12:39:20 AM

what bro?

9/15/2009 12:39:43 AM

in before dropdeadkate

9/15/2009 12:40:02 AM

Im Huge

























































In China

9/15/2009 12:40:53 AM

If you have to ask, I'm gonna go ahead and let you know that she was lying to make you feel good about how bad you were

9/15/2009 12:42:14 AM

.... just to add to this thread



when a girl says you're the perfect fit for her.. or the perfect size....

... this is not a compliment

9/15/2009 12:43:04 AM

brooooo

9/15/2009 12:43:24 AM

^^ nothing a girl says about your dick is a compliment

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[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 12:46 AM. Reason : either she's lying or she's a skank]

9/15/2009 12:45:59 AM

This is a little big for me:



http://www11.kinghost.com/fetish/swedslut/Ty/15/13.jpg

9/15/2009 12:47:23 AM

once, these two girls where jerking me off.... and the shorter one, with her other hand points at my dick and gives me a thumbs up

9/15/2009 12:47:35 AM

9/15/2009 12:48:59 AM

now you know

9/15/2009 12:50:30 AM

I'm satisfied with a C

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[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 1:00 AM. Reason : haha i like how it says freaky combination]

9/15/2009 12:52:25 AM

i know there will be some guys measuring some diameters and remembering the circumference formula after reading this thread.

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 1:03 AM. Reason : i already know the circumference formula.. ]

9/15/2009 1:02:28 AM

don't ever stop making threads, ncsuscn. don't you ever stop making threads.

9/15/2009 1:04:46 AM

^^ fuck that, wrap a string around it. your junk ain't perfectly circular.



i mean.... hey guyz, what's going on in this string thread?

9/15/2009 1:06:46 AM

yeah how the fuck would you measure diameter anyways?

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9/15/2009 1:09:30 AM

stick a nail into your junk, pull it out and see how far up the blood is.

it's like checking your oil with a dipstick.

9/15/2009 1:10:34 AM

good point... never tried circumference measurements..

9/15/2009 1:11:14 AM

^^ oh that makes sense. i was going to suggest something with a mirror, but that seems retarded now. the angles and refraction would provide too many sources of error

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9/15/2009 1:14:20 AM

9/15/2009 1:21:33 AM

it's a pain in the ass to get pants that fit because my dick is so big. when i buy pants i have to get them tailored to make the left leg bigger so it can act as a sort of sheath for my unbelievably massive pork sword. but it doesn't solve all my problems because the tip always hangs out at the bottom of the pant leg. i usually have to wrap my dick around my leg once so the tip won't drag on the ground when i walk. with one blow from my dick i could render a whale unconscious.

9/15/2009 2:26:07 AM

How do you get a whale to suck your dick? or are we talking about fatties?

9/15/2009 8:52:07 AM

I'm a B by a quarter inch. Sweet!

9/15/2009 8:56:27 AM

ibtemce

9/15/2009 9:09:00 AM

^

9/15/2009 9:09:36 AM

Quote :

"it's a pain in the ass to get pants that fit because my dick is so big. when i buy pants i have to get them tailored to make the left leg bigger so it can act as a sort of sheath for my unbelievably massive pork sword. but it doesn't solve all my problems because the tip always hangs out at the bottom of the pant leg. i usually have to wrap my dick around my leg once so the tip won't drag on the ground when i walk. with one blow from my dick i could render a whale unconscious. "

Hilarious. Seriously, I bet you can go to a middle school and make anyone laugh with that gem.

9/15/2009 9:16:28 AM

is this circumference of the head or of the shaft.

That can be a difference of a quarter inch.

9/15/2009 9:20:42 AM

also don't be too excited about being super large on that scale.

according to

http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-he-sex16-2008jun16,0,5424540.story

Quote :

"* Penis size. If exposure to testosterone in the womb influences sexual orientation, scientists reckon that straight and gay people would differ in body parts strongly affected by testosterone, such as the penis. The numbers: Anthony Bogaert of Brock University in Ontario and his colleagues re-analyzed data on 5,000 gay and straight men from sexologist Alfred Kinsey's famous files, collected from the 1930s to the 1960s. The results, published in 1999, showed that gay men had longer, thicker penises than did straight men: on average, about 6.5 inches long and 4.95 inches around when erect, versus 6.1 inches long and 4.8 inches around for straight men. "

9/15/2009 9:52:20 AM

i'd say anything over 5'10"


that's when it can get scary...

anything under that and they just have little man syndrome

9/15/2009 9:56:23 AM

i need to know what white women want. im sorry but only a few white girls and mostly black girls want a 10+ honker with girth.

im right in the ideal section...nice

9/15/2009 10:02:01 AM

LP talking bout height or little man size

9/15/2009 10:08:56 AM

It sucks getting the tip wet everytime I sit down on the toilet to drop a deuce.

9/15/2009 10:10:17 AM

i'd say complaints are where i'd draw the line

on the high end and low end.

But every chick is different.

9/15/2009 10:11:27 AM

i'm going to guarantee that no guy in this thread is 6" in girth.

I hardly think a single guy on tww is.

use a tailor tape when you measure. those gaps in a metal tape measure give you extra length and you know it.


7.25 and 5.25 right here. By this graph i'm a C.

Honesty, try it people.

9/15/2009 11:59:27 AM

Quote :

"i'd say anything over 5'10" that's when it can get scary..."

stop fucking elephants... but if you are gonna do it, stick with asian elephants... them black african elephants' dicks are too big.

9/15/2009 12:02:37 PM

Quote :

"i'm going to guarantee that no guy in this thread is 6" in girth. I hardly think a single guy on tww is. use a tailor tape when you measure. those gaps in a metal tape measure give you extra length and you know it. 7.25 and 5.25 right here. By this graph i'm a C. Honesty, try it people. "

You are wrong hahahaha

9/15/2009 12:41:21 PM

I love how that graph is in the shape of a cock and balls

9/15/2009 12:48:08 PM

Quote :

"those gaps in a metal tape measure give you extra length and you know it"

are u talkin about the gap at the end or what? because that's intentional.

9/15/2009 12:48:20 PM

Quote :

"i'm going to guarantee that no guy in this thread is 6" in girth."

hahaha fail

9/15/2009 12:48:49 PM

I've never measured my girth. What is the circumference of a beer can?

9/15/2009 12:50:05 PM

this 24 oz dr pepper bottle i'm looking at is about 9" circumference

9/15/2009 12:51:03 PM

Quote :

"are u talkin about the gap at the end or what? because that's intentional."

he's talkin' about gaps that form in the tape as it bends because it does not bend at ideal places because of the material it is made of

in before someone says they are hung like a peanut butter jar

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 1:03 PM. Reason : i'm a quarter-inch from a D ]

9/15/2009 1:00:37 PM