it wasn't great and i wish you guys would stop fucking talking about it like it was.

4/11/2010 2:13:50 PM

I second that emotion.

4/11/2010 2:14:23 PM

im pretty sure they charged me 3.75 for a miller lite
so im happy they're gone

4/11/2010 2:14:40 PM

you are one of the biggest douches on this board

I'm sure you were beating off to pictures of Wayne Rooney as you typed this

4/11/2010 2:19:44 PM

peter crouch doing the robot

get it right.

4/11/2010 2:20:42 PM

^^haha. nobody beats it to wayne rooney. probably to steven gerrard, though. this one specifically:



[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 2:23 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2010 2:21:51 PM

Hold on, I'm trying to put some girl's jeans on



gimmie a second and I'll respond to your post with as much unwashed fixed gear bike riding pretension as I can muster

4/11/2010 2:22:02 PM

^^i have beat it to that picture before
despite the fact it's gerrard

4/11/2010 2:24:01 PM

^^what the fuck is an unwashed fixed gear bike riding pretension?

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 2:24 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2010 2:24:02 PM

unwashed, fixed-gear bike

4/11/2010 2:26:59 PM

this thread was just above the "foo fights broke up" thread so at first glance i thought it said "jackpot fucking blew up" and i was all

4/11/2010 2:27:02 PM

oh shit, my bad

I don't have time for you guys right now, I'm going to go listen to minus the bear while I ride my fixie backwards while smoking a parliament, wearing pants that are too tight, colorful nikes, and with a 5 day old scruffbeard on my face

4/11/2010 2:27:11 PM

don't you talk shit about minus the bear

4/11/2010 2:27:45 PM

^^^^I've never seed anyone ride one of those that either A)was going to Jackpot or B)was a hipster.


[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 2:29 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2010 2:28:29 PM

shitshifter?

4/11/2010 2:28:43 PM

kiljadn, you are a tool.

4/11/2010 2:30:03 PM

sure I am


and you're a dirty fucking worthless dreg of society

4/11/2010 2:30:55 PM

How do you know that?

4/11/2010 2:32:24 PM

Because of how fucking butthurt you're getting over a fucking shithole bar closing.

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 2:36 PM. Reason : and make no mistake - it fucking sucked.]

4/11/2010 2:35:39 PM

That makes me worthless? Accumulating 38712 douchelord posts on TWW doesn't hint at some worthlessness?

4/11/2010 2:39:11 PM

I gotta agree that the world is a better place with less Jackpot.

I am constantly surprised that the thrift store doesn't sell any adult sized jeans. It's a shame all those kids have to go around looking like Pony Boy.

4/11/2010 2:39:43 PM

oh shit this motherfucker's talkin about my post count like I give a shit, and what happens on the fucking wolfweb defines me as a person


hahahahahahahahahahaha

4/11/2010 2:40:47 PM

oh snap, the old post count argument

4/11/2010 2:40:50 PM

kiljadn, you are a douchebag. You know nothing about hipsters. And you don't like Jackpot because people made fun of you when you went there once. So you're exacting your revenge on TWW. End of story.

4/11/2010 2:42:15 PM

hahaha

oh this makes me laugh. and you people think the kids at jackpot are super judgmental. yet you can't stop making threads and whining about the damn place.

4/11/2010 2:42:27 PM

^ exactly x 1000000

4/11/2010 2:43:17 PM

I can certainly point out to you that:


1. no one has ever publicly made fun of me since middle school and done anything to hurt my feelings, so you're not even close, bro.


2. Jackpot fucking blew.


3. I know plenty about hipsters, and I know that for the most part, the vast majority of them are all-talk pretentious shitbags.










and best of all, 4.



there will be even more of you hipster buttfucks will coming in here to cry about jackpot closing even though it was a sore on the face of raleigh

4/11/2010 2:49:11 PM

for a minute I thought kiljadn was trolling but then I remembered that his buttsecks partner didn't own jackpot so it makes sense he'd try to trash it..

4/11/2010 2:51:16 PM

oh I totally love buttsecks

4/11/2010 2:52:11 PM

lolz

4/11/2010 2:52:14 PM

If hipsters=all-talk pretentious shitbags, then judging by this thread, you are most definitely a hipster.

4/11/2010 2:52:34 PM

yall postin in a troll thread





except i can't find that goddamn picture.

4/11/2010 2:53:14 PM

almost every time you post it's something condescending and somehow hipsters get under your skin?

btw, i am not a hipster and will not defend them. but i don't understand why they seem to bother you so much, especially considering the majority of your posts come with the mightier-than-thou attitude you seem to despise in hipsters

4/11/2010 2:53:57 PM

OH NOES MY CHARACTER HAS BEEN JUDGED BY SOME NEO-HIPPY ON A FUCKING MESSAGEBOARD




you suck, dude. go complain about governmental oppression while listening to the decemberists on your goddamned ipod. Jackpot closed. get your asshole sewn up and get the fuck over it.

4/11/2010 2:54:42 PM

tschudi is not a hipster ?

dude, all you talk about is jackpot


^ Dude, the decemberists is a good band.

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 2:55 PM. Reason : x]

4/11/2010 2:54:53 PM

I liked Jackpot because it wasn't frat-tastic, I liked the music, and I met cool people there. I never gave a shit what other people thought of what I was wearing, and I never attempted to conform to some imaginary "hipster" standard that you've created in your mind.

4/11/2010 2:55:20 PM

tschudi wins

4/11/2010 2:55:55 PM

Quote :

"no one has ever publicly made fun of me since middle school"

Except for everyone in this thread

4/11/2010 2:56:21 PM

^^^^^^word. i don't think anyone is really defending hipsters. just arguing against this douchelord's hypocritcal judgmental bullshit.

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 2:57 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2010 2:56:54 PM

dude srsly, kiljadn and I are like the original trolls.... you have no chance against us.


We're like Shadows of the Colossus. Look, that's me in the background - kiljadn is to the right, out of frame:

4/11/2010 2:57:03 PM

BUTT HURT HIPSTERS ITT

4/11/2010 2:59:29 PM

Quote :

"some imaginary "hipster" standard that you've created in your mind"

going to jackpot does not = hipster
listening to cool (or even obscure) music does not = hipster
bikes do not = hipsters
the decemberists and minus the bear DEFINITELY do not = hipster (quite the opposite)

"hipster"=bullshit term

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 3:02 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2010 2:59:59 PM

i post about jackpot a lot probably because i worked there 2 nights a week

4/11/2010 3:00:37 PM

Quote :

"some real "hipster" butt-hurtness that's going on in this thread"

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 3:02 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2010 3:02:48 PM

I loved jackpot. It was second only to Five-O

4/11/2010 3:02:55 PM

or my personal fave




[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 3:08 PM. Reason : don't fucking try to tell me you arent both a hipster and butthurt beyond belief]

4/11/2010 3:04:42 PM

I work for big business and hate hippies, think hipsters need a haircut and and shave, yet I like the Decemberists

4/11/2010 3:17:06 PM

pdrankin ITT

4/11/2010 3:21:20 PM

HE NEEDED THE MONEY

4/11/2010 3:22:56 PM

Quote :

"I work for big business and hate hippies, think hipsters need a haircut and and shave, yet I like the Decemberists "

i went to the jackpot and i just like who i like i don't care how they look. if they're cool they're cool if they're not they're not.

and i think the decemberists are boring as shit.

4/11/2010 3:27:05 PM