merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
My shy personality, especially around people I don't know, and even more in large groups of people. I wish I was more outgoing when it came to the ladies. 7/11/2010 7:23:27 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
weight 7/11/2010 7:24:12 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
weight 7/11/2010 7:24:30 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Oh yeah, forgot about that. Weight. 7/11/2010 7:27:09 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89753 Posts user info edit post |
I wish my farts didn't stink 7/11/2010 7:28:43 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ WHAT? WHY!? 7/11/2010 9:05:09 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Man, farts stink so deaf people can enjoy them too.
I'd lose a bit of weight...and I'd also be hung like a horse so i could be in porn. 7/11/2010 11:01:30 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
wish i had the ability to concentrate on stuff that i care absolutely nothing about 7/11/2010 11:03:22 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
Obama's taking care of the changes for me. 7/11/2010 11:03:31 PM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
I'd give myself the ability to self-motivate enough to do things I don't care about doing.
The downside is that I might not be quite as happy, comfortable, or stress-free. So maybe not.
[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 11:10 PM. Reason : .] 7/11/2010 11:04:17 PM |
Big4Country All American 11912 Posts user info edit post |
My employment status. 7/11/2010 11:04:51 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I had a job I liked. That's about it.
which I know I can change...so I wish I had the MOTIVATION and MEANS to have a job that I like.
[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 11:05 PM. Reason : ]
[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 11:06 PM. Reason : let's add means...bc a job I like may mean going back to school...and the means aren't there atm]
[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 11:06 PM. Reason : bc not but...geez! too much vino ] 7/11/2010 11:05:16 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
I'd like to be a billionaire. 7/11/2010 11:06:29 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
^ me too.
I wish I made more money. But other than that it took me 23 years to be who I am. Not trying to change too much about myself. 7/11/2010 11:06:40 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Money isn't everything.
I wish I wasn't afraid. 7/11/2010 11:06:55 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
^^yeah, well, it took me 39 years to get where I am. And at times, I think I'd like to fucking make a u-turn, go back, and take another road...LOL 7/11/2010 11:08:39 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Money isn't everything. " |
Agreed. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy me things that will bring me happiness. 7/11/2010 11:12:51 PM |
Chop All American 6271 Posts user info edit post |
be more outgoing
procrastinate less 7/11/2010 11:16:51 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
i wish i could curb my temper a bit more often. but i feel like getting older has mellowed me a bit, so maybe that's ok. 7/11/2010 11:17:31 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
id like to grow a beard 7/11/2010 11:17:46 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
I'd like legs made of machine guns and eyes that shoot laser beams 7/11/2010 11:19:21 PM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
^Eh, then it would be hard to stand up. And if you ever actually tried to shoot someone, you'd either have to sit down or fall over from the recoil/standing on one leg. 7/11/2010 11:20:46 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
i wish i had a 950 boner 7/11/2010 11:22:40 PM |
Kickstand All American 11564 Posts user info edit post |
larger phallus 7/11/2010 11:23:16 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
who needs to stand when you have machine guns for legs? Maybe I can get a wicked cool moped to ride around while shooting things. 7/11/2010 11:24:09 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
better question....you have eyes that shoot lazer beams...who needs machine guns period? 7/11/2010 11:26:11 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
the machine guns sound scarier
lasers are so quiet 7/11/2010 11:29:43 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
you need machine guns in case you ever make enemies with Mirrorwoman.
Quote : | "I wish I wasn't afraid." |
I get visions of the Patrick Swayze motivational speeches from Donnie Darko when I read this.7/11/2010 11:30:42 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
ha 7/11/2010 11:30:57 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller 7/11/2010 11:44:58 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Honestly, less social anxiety and a bit more confidence in myself. It would go a long way towards making me a happier person. 7/11/2010 11:54:06 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114281 Posts user info edit post |
a lot 7/11/2010 11:55:37 PM |
Big4Country All American 11912 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy me things that will bring me happiness." |
You make a good point there. Poor people who are struggling to survive in this bad economy are under more stress. I actually read an article about 2 or 3 years ago where it was discovered that women are more likely to have an orgasim during sex if their boyfriend/husband has a job that pays well.7/11/2010 11:58:18 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
i'd make myself not be a fatty 7/12/2010 12:05:23 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Like what? 7/12/2010 12:06:42 AM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller" |
What about a girl in the hood? Would you call her?7/12/2010 9:09:05 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
less addictive personality.
be it a hobby, flavor profile, person, album, substance....
i dive head first into things with wreckless abandon and often it'll consume me for days to months while nothing can distract me.
cost me lots of things!!!1 7/12/2010 9:11:01 AM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
i wish i enjoyed reading. i sit down with a book, get through 20 pages then never pick it back up
i have a bookcase full of books that I would love to get into, but I can't focus long enough to finish them
also, I wish I weren't so damn sexy. it's a burden 7/12/2010 9:16:25 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
wish i was more outgoing... 7/12/2010 9:18:00 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
^^I have the same problem with books... I just finished my first recreational book in like 7 years
and my thing I would change would be motivation... I have lots of drive once I get going, but getting that ball rolling is a hard thing to do for me 7/12/2010 9:23:18 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "less addictive personality.
be it a hobby, flavor profile, person, album, substance....
i dive head first into things with wreckless abandon and often it'll consume me for days to months while nothing can distract me.
cost me lots of things!!!1" |
i'm this way, but i tend to give up on said thing before i master it. Therefore i'm average to good at a lot of things, but amazing at nothing 7/12/2010 9:23:23 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
^again, that sounds like me
I don't really give up on things though, I just find something else I'm interested in, and everything else sits on the back burner
[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 9:24 AM. Reason : cyclic] 7/12/2010 9:24:03 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
if anyone has seen The Brother's Bloom, i'm like Penelope except i don't master the hobby. I just collect them
^yeah, i mean i don't give up on them completely....they just take a backseat to whatever becomes the flavor of the month next.
[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 9:27 AM. Reason : kj] 7/12/2010 9:25:25 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Exact same as Jeepin
Its the reason I have $600 of hockey gear, two $400 guitars and a $800 vespa in my closet
[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 9:25 AM. Reason : collecting fucking dust!!!] 7/12/2010 9:25:26 AM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "wish i was more outgoing...
" |
and getting rid of or at least lessening my accent would be nice7/12/2010 9:26:02 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Jeepin4x4 said it best.
Quote : | "I'm average to good at a lot of things, but amazing at nothing" |
7/12/2010 9:27:37 AM |
bassjunkie All American 3093 Posts user info edit post |
better voice 7/12/2010 9:27:56 AM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Nothing... too much more awesome and I may simply implode 7/12/2010 9:29:12 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89753 Posts user info edit post |
Get rid of my overwhelming desire to murder hookers. 7/12/2010 9:30:57 AM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
i wish i wouldn't say stupid shit when i'm drunk
note: i'm getting drunk tomorrow night and Friday night and I'm sure I'll say something stupid
7/12/2010 9:31:29 AM |