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EMCE
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Restricted will answer, if he can....or if he feels like it.
Others might contribute.

6/11/2012 6:04:20 PM

Restricted
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I approve of this thread

6/11/2012 6:06:13 PM

Kris
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I don't say shit to the police

snitches

6/11/2012 6:07:08 PM

rtc407
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what % of people who are pulled over have their name on the car's registration?

6/11/2012 6:07:38 PM

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There isn't an official number, but its pretty high depending on where you work. But for example, where I work most people don't have a car so its a G/F, Cousin or Mama. The ones who have been around the block drive cars that aren't registered to them in an attempt to conceal their identity and/or activity.

6/11/2012 6:11:52 PM

EMCE
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Honestly, how mad would you be / what would your end response be in the following situation**:

You start to pull some guy over for speeding on the interstate... but when you're behind him, he speeds up. He goes to the very next exit, gets off, and immediately goes to the rest stop. You're still following him, and pretty pissed at this point that he didn't stop. You see him get out of his car at the rest stop, and make a mad dash for the restroom. Turns out that he just had to take a massive shit. He apologizes profusely from the bathroom stall...well, what you can make out of an apology in between BRAAAAAPS.

?





** I have no idea if you actually drive a patrol car

[Edited on June 11, 2012 at 6:19 PM. Reason : d]

6/11/2012 6:18:28 PM

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Too many factors to consider. Did he try to evade me or just trying to make it the bathroom? What time of the day is it? How fast was speeding? My first act would be to intercept him between the car and bathroom. If he makes it...the door is coming open. Your taking a legit shit? Well I'm gonna stand next to you and then we are going to have a discussion and you would probably hold paper.

6/11/2012 6:24:41 PM

EMCE
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Aww, shit

6/11/2012 6:27:32 PM

saps852
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does the " mywife is having her baby" thing work?

6/11/2012 6:30:19 PM

ncstatetke
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What's your favorite cop movie?

6/11/2012 6:33:03 PM

Byrn Stuff
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Do LEOs actually pull more drivers toward the end of the month? Is there a "quota" for number of tickets/people pulled over per month?

6/11/2012 6:35:51 PM

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"does the " mywife is having her baby" thing work?"


Nope and I have it happen. Well she said she was going into labor but the paramedics I called for her said otherwise. She went to jail on an outstanding warrant.

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"What's your favorite cop movie?"


Cop Land

6/11/2012 6:36:04 PM

kiljadn
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what's the funniest thing that's happened to you on the job?

6/11/2012 6:37:46 PM

AndyMac
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You ever think about murdering someone so you can get suspended with pay

6/11/2012 6:38:34 PM

ncstatetke
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Can you use your cop powers to overturn the PigPen suspension?

6/11/2012 6:39:36 PM

saps852
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"Well she said she was going into labor but the paramedics I called for her said otherwise. She went to jail on an outstanding warrant. "



ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

6/11/2012 6:45:39 PM

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"Do LEOs actually pull more drivers toward the end of the month? Is there a "quota" for number of tickets/people pulled over per month?"


Nope. Quotas are illegal by state statute

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"what's the funniest thing that's happened to you on the job?"


Ehh, probably nothing the interweb would find funny. A lot of practical jokes and gallows humor.

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"You ever think about murdering someone so you can get suspended with pay "


Shit, you can get suspended with pay for a lot less.

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"Can you use your cop powers to overturn the PigPen suspension?"


No, I've tried.

6/11/2012 6:47:51 PM

God
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What's it like working for the largest street gang in America?

6/11/2012 6:48:22 PM

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Its a lot like TWW - you have be a part of it to get it.

6/11/2012 6:49:15 PM

EMCE
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Not that I don't think Restricted can handle it.... but I don't see the need for this to turn into a cop bashing thread.

6/11/2012 6:50:33 PM

ncstatetke
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Are there standard issue sunglasses? If so, what brand?

I want cop glasses.

6/11/2012 6:51:19 PM

bottombaby
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What happens to the alcohol that you confiscate from underage drinkers?

[Edited on June 11, 2012 at 6:52 PM. Reason : Especially if you don't formally charge anyone.]

6/11/2012 6:52:34 PM

God
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^^^ Sorry, cops are terrible people.

There are bad cops.

And then there are good cops who cover for the bad cops because of blue wall/rat squad/brotherhood bullshit.

So, in the end they're all bad cops.

And if you'd like I can post about ten thousand articles on this, but most notably:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Serpico

[Edited on June 11, 2012 at 6:57 PM. Reason : ]

6/11/2012 6:56:14 PM

Beethoven
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What kind of training do you have to have before you can arrest someone?

Do cops hate lawyers as a general rule?

If I have a CCP when you pull me over, does it earn any respect? Was riding with my previous boss, and he got pulled for speeding, and whipped out his license, bar card, and his CCP, and the cop told him "with this combination, I think I can let you off for speeding" Would you have done the same thing?

Do you ever turn the sirens on, just for fun, or just to scare someone?

6/11/2012 6:58:06 PM

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"Are there standard issue sunglasses? If so, what brand?
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I enjoy Oakley (from their government only sales site) because are all black w/ no markings but people wear what they want.

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"What happens to the alcohol that you confiscate from underage drinkers?"


It gets poured out.

6/11/2012 6:58:21 PM

God
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Does it make you feel better knowing that people are more likely to feel uneasy and afraid around you than safe and secure?

[Edited on June 11, 2012 at 6:59 PM. Reason : ]

6/11/2012 6:59:29 PM

CharlesHF
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God, you really are an insufferable asshole.

6/11/2012 7:03:23 PM

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"What kind of training do you have to have before you can arrest someone?"


Depends on the state but its about a 4 month basic school (some agencies add on).

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"Do cops hate lawyers as a general rule?"


No but most cops hate lawyers. Some lawyers are good at what they do and the cop sucks at what he does so he thinks that lawyers are out to get them. A good lawyer will really challenge you and in the end it doesn't matter because you are just suppose to tell the facts as you observed them. You do enough good work and the lawyer will avoid a trial at all costs.

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"If I have a CCP when you pull me over, does it earn any respect? Was riding with my previous boss, and he got pulled for speeding, and whipped out his license, bar card, and his CCP, and the cop told him "with this combination, I think I can let you off for speeding" Would you have done the same thing?"


Most CCP'ers are squared away so that goes in their favor. But I've written a few people for violations of their permit (i.e. DWI).

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"Do you ever turn the sirens on, just for fun, or just to scare someone?"


No, but I always feel like a jackass when I run lights and siren and the call gets canceled or another officer cancels you but you have already gone through like 3 intersections and everyone has gotten out of your way and now you just back in line like everyone else.

6/11/2012 7:04:24 PM

God
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Yes, clearly by acknowledging that police departments in this country are terrible I am "insufferable." Go on....

6/11/2012 7:05:00 PM

God
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"you are just suppose to tell the facts as you observed them."


Stop man you're putting me in tears over here....

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cop+lying+under+oath

6/11/2012 7:06:52 PM

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do you get disappointed when you're dispatched for a call that sounds interesting but then a closer unit takes it?

6/11/2012 7:10:37 PM

y0willy0
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i find it hilarious for someone like God to call police "terrible people" when him and Big4Country are the two biggest creeper/stalker/assholes on this entire website.

not to mention you drove someone to suicide and have in the past insinuated you have kiddie porn...

^^so why not shut the fuck up?



[Edited on June 11, 2012 at 7:16 PM. Reason : -]

6/11/2012 7:13:23 PM

EMCE
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We need an officer on scene immediately. This group of swedish supermodels are terrorizing a downtown park by having a shirtless, oiled-up wrestling match. We need an officer down there immediately to help clean the oil off of them...

wait... cancel that. Officer KillJoy is already on the scene

6/11/2012 7:13:41 PM

God
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I'll leave him alone for now, but here's some information that people might be interested in:

"Dogs that cops killed" - http://dogmurders.wordpress.com/ A collection of news articles about cops murdering animals. Because they're so threatening, obviously.

"The Agitator" - http://www.theagitator.com/category/police-professionalism/ The police professionalism section of the Agitator. A great site. There's also a a police militarization section as well, because we all know that small towns need APCs and spy drones.

And if you watch anything, it should be this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qEr_mZf06Y

6/11/2012 7:15:07 PM

Ernie
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God with original theories ITT

6/11/2012 7:15:22 PM

God
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Huh, never knew I caused someone to kill themselves. Who was it?

6/11/2012 7:16:13 PM

Ernie
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Me, if I click another thread where you're frothing at the mouth over some bullshit

6/11/2012 7:17:10 PM

God
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If you don't care so much, the red X is right at the top right-hand corner, my friend.

6/11/2012 7:17:39 PM

Ernie
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When are you gonna have another little psychotic episode and pretend to quit for a months

I might take a vacation until then

6/11/2012 7:19:21 PM

God
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Right..............now!

6/11/2012 7:19:51 PM

y0willy0
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where is that plagiarism thread again so we can remind him he isnt a serious or intelligent user and nobody treats him as such?

6/11/2012 7:20:29 PM

MisterGreen
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God, at least you have trolling to make your shitty life seem better.

6/11/2012 7:21:21 PM

mildew
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Ever been propositioned? (your response does not need to be divulged)

6/11/2012 7:21:51 PM

Ernie
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That's pretty much the point

He gets on a soapbox about some shit that he read on somthingawful or whatever

Spams a bunch of links that someone else dug up

Takes the words right out of someone else's keyboard

Pretends like he didn't get busted for the same thing and totally wig out and start stalking TWW girls on facebook

[Edited on June 11, 2012 at 7:22 PM. Reason : @y0william]

6/11/2012 7:22:08 PM

saps852
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plagiarizing

/message_topic.aspx?topic=599455


breakdown

/message_topic.aspx?topic=599723

6/11/2012 7:23:09 PM

y0willy0
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see: joie's boob thread

/God

6/11/2012 7:23:22 PM

Ernie
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"d7freestyler: I really hope you're not included in the group of friends that kiljadn claims "fucking hate" me. You're a great person, humorous, and fun to be around, and I hope we can hang out in the future."


6/11/2012 7:23:51 PM

Beethoven
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Does it annoy you when the traffic slows down everywhere you go, when you're in your patrol car? Do you ever wish people would go just a little bit faster?

6/11/2012 7:25:32 PM

Restricted
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"Does it annoy you when the traffic slows down everywhere you go, when you're in your patrol car? Do you ever wish people would go just a little bit faster?"


Yes. It also makes me look like I'm going real fast because people slow down to @ or under the speed limit and I'm going to go at least 6-7 over regardless.

6/11/2012 7:28:51 PM

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God hates pigs lol
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"I don't see the need for this to turn into a cop bashing thread."
In that spirit, have you ever pulled someone over who was playing this song in the car (I realize the song had gotten old by the time you started but still): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TiMtDhiJ2o


Now on a serious note, have you ever found "bath salts" in somebody's car that were labeled correctly, as in something actually intended for use in a bath rather than in someone's nose?

6/11/2012 7:31:42 PM

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