5/9/2011 12:14:47 PM

Wow I read the ClassicMixup post then read Skwinkle's and was like SHE TRIED PUSSY?!?!?!

I NEED A STORY!

then I read the dog ice cream posting

5/9/2011 12:16:30 PM

I mean, I do like experimenting.

5/9/2011 12:18:01 PM

oh lord

this is sure to end well

5/9/2011 12:19:18 PM

hot

5/9/2011 12:22:31 PM

The problem with the whole "satisfying love life" thing is that I think for the majority of people, that kind of crazy spark fades with time no matter how attractive each partner is or how interested each partner is in sex at the beginning. The confessor may not think it is relevant, but there are plenty of guys out there who marry extremely hot women just for the love-life aspect who realize after that spark has ended (be it 1 year, 5 years, 10 years) they are stuck with a girl who has nothing to offer them intellectually, emotionally, or as a general partner (financially, share of life burdens etc.).

Obviously I am generalizing here. My wife and I dated for several years, were engaged for a full year, and have now been married for 1.5 years and I have no problem admitting the "love-life" isn't like it was previously. But at the end of the day I have a wife who is very intelligent, hard-working, has a good job, makes me laugh, is supportive, shares the same interests and who I enjoy just being with whether it is walking the dog, traveling, or just cleaning/painting/doing laundry.

I wouldn't even consider trading that for a more satisfying love live. If you can keep both at full-throttle then more power to you! But if I had to choose one over the other to remain stronger it would definitely be the non-physical aspects.

Now, I could be way off here, but I would think there is more to it than the lack of sex life and maybe that just dug it up. IOW, the emotional side was so-so before and the love life was great and now with the love-life fading, the other problems have risen to the surface. Either that or your personality just places more emphasis on the physical aspects of relationships. Not judging either way; just throwing that out there.

5/9/2011 12:30:29 PM

Guess I'm gonna sext Skwink next time I get wasted.....since my menfolk haven't come thru as of late

5/9/2011 12:38:33 PM

pics or it didnt happen

5/9/2011 12:41:25 PM

That's why the whole concept of marriage is so archaic.

Marital vows should be a five year contract, with mutual opt out clauses at six months, one year and three years. If you really like each other, you can start the whole process over again after five years are up.

Nothing is forever anymore.

5/9/2011 12:41:48 PM

^ if you're gonna do that why bother marrying someone?

5/9/2011 12:42:27 PM

Tradition, tax breaks, and so every child isn't eventually a bastard.

5/9/2011 12:46:26 PM

Like Gretchen on Real Housewives of Orange County says: Marriage should be a Lease with an option to buy....like buying a car.

5/9/2011 12:50:18 PM

That's why you write clauses into the pre-nup. I.e. ... must take care of self, must be faithful, must blah blah blah.

Best to handle that stuff and be realistic. Marriage is both an emotional decision and a business decision.

^ She's the best. <3 her.

[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 12:51 PM. Reason : j]

5/9/2011 12:51:06 PM

DivaBaby19 using advice from Real Housewives ITT

5/9/2011 12:51:44 PM

haha I was just relaying the information

5/9/2011 12:52:13 PM

Dude, those shows reveal a lot of truth about marriage and what can cause them to fail.

Additionally, Patti Stanger gives the best relationship advice.

5/9/2011 12:52:40 PM

I do love some Patti.

5/9/2011 12:58:21 PM

Truth

5/9/2011 1:06:47 PM

Quote :

""So, my life blows. I have a sweet job where I sit on my ass and make lots of money (thank you engineering degree), but it sucks. I have no intrest in what I do. I just...don't care. My wife makes shit tons of money too. We have a nice house, nice cars, and nice toys. We'll retire at 40 or earlier. We make awesome life choices together. The thing that sucks is that it is not what I'm looking for 4 years into our marriage. I've lost 40 pounds, she's gained 30. We don't have sex anymore, and when we do it is boring and repititive. Always the same positions. I can't even get off having sex with my wife. I'm not physically or sexually attracted to my wife. I want a wife I find attractive. I want a wife that wants me. I want I wife I want to fuck. I want a wife I want to make sweet, sweet love to. Do I really have to spend the next decades dreaming of getting more than one blowjob a year? Do I really have to pretend to enjoy sex when I don't? Do I really have to run across other women with nice hair and gorgeous legs and think "I'll never have any tail that looks like?" I'd give up everything I own and start all over if I could just have a satisifying love life. It would be best if it were with my wife. I'd be happy to make love to her again...and enjoy it.""

dude i'd say you need to be open and honest with your wife, get a gym membership together and maybe even a counselor. what you too need to do is reconnect. go out on dates. do fun things together. it sounds like you are caught up in the monotony of life and are just looking for excitement. so do something exciting.

also....i just want to be let everyone know that not all married couples sex life sucks. i've found quite the opposite to be true. granted, if you let it, it can get somewhat routine, especially with a kid thrown into the mix and there are quite a few quickies. BUT there are still those nights of mind blowing holy shit we just came five times fuck sessions.

5/9/2011 1:39:07 PM

that is fucking gross

5/9/2011 1:44:02 PM

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"especially with a kid thrown into the mix"

5/9/2011 1:46:05 PM

Hahahahaha

No, the kid isn't involved in that way, guys. He's holding the camera.

5/9/2011 1:46:58 PM

the daughter is a fluffer, come on now

5/9/2011 1:50:18 PM

OMG you guys are sick in the head...hahahaha.....but i love it!!

5/9/2011 2:01:06 PM

hahaha. gg TWW.

5/9/2011 2:02:41 PM

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"Additionally, Patti Stanger gives the best relationship advice."

amen.

and ^3, ^4, lol

[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 2:04 PM. Reason : damn too slow]

5/9/2011 2:03:53 PM

I think the key to keeping sex spicy with your wife is to withhold certain sex acts until a predetermined amount of time has passed in the marriage. This gives you several chances to inject life into what might have become a stale relationship. If you "do everything" right off the bat, you have nothing to look forward to.

A rough schedule might look like:

Years 1-3: Oral Sex and Vaginal Intercourse only

Years 4-6: Role Playing and props, but nothing insertable

Years 7-9: Her asshole opens its doors for business

Years 10-12: Sex toys, cock rings, nipple clamps, etc.

Years 13-15: Small numbers group sex, no more than five total partipants

Years 16+: Full on orgies, bukkake, double creampie, snowballing, felching, basically anything that you can think of should be fair game by now. If you've made it 15 years together, they're really no surprises left.

5/9/2011 3:19:12 PM

I think cecils cock ring emporium has discounts for tenth anniversary presents

5/9/2011 3:22:10 PM

slave famous 16 year relationship sex manifesto put that shit into print

you gotta wait 7 years for da butt though

5/9/2011 3:25:35 PM

5/9/2011 3:26:49 PM

if you wait 10+ years for some of those things when it happens you might burst into uncontrollable laughter when they try some of them

5/9/2011 3:26:53 PM

you wanna put WHAT in WHERE?!?!?!

5/9/2011 3:27:58 PM

I always tell guys that I'm saving my ass virginity for marriage. mostly I'm banking on the fact that no one will be crazy enough to want to put up with me forever

but seriously, why does every guy try to put it in my butt wtf

5/9/2011 3:28:27 PM

quit dating closet gays

5/9/2011 3:29:24 PM

because you look like the type who keeps it jungle

seriously.

5/9/2011 3:29:33 PM

do i even want to ask what "keeping it jungle" means. i feel like it has something to do with massive amounts of pubes and that is

5/9/2011 3:30:51 PM

I thought you were cool Kate

guess not

5/9/2011 3:31:39 PM

keep it jungle, b

5/9/2011 3:31:41 PM

The butt is more of a sexual conquest than any real orgasmic bliss.

Same reason guys climb mountains and run marathons.

To say they did.

5/9/2011 3:31:43 PM

they want to know no holes are barred

5/9/2011 3:32:44 PM

^^^

5/9/2011 3:33:12 PM

Its one of the last bastions of male dominance.

If you say "I fucked that girl" ... well good for you. So have three dozen other guys.

But if you say "I fucked that girl...in the ass" ... then you enter a whole new pantheon of male royalty.

5/9/2011 3:34:45 PM

5/9/2011 3:36:13 PM

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"keeps it jungle"

Enough reason to put it in the butt.

5/9/2011 3:36:42 PM

5/9/2011 3:37:11 PM

^^I don't think that phrase means, what you think it means.

5/9/2011 3:39:48 PM

When I use it it means exactly what I think it does. Maybe not for YOU people

5/9/2011 3:41:36 PM

Quote :

"I have no problem with anal. Actually, I really like it and wish more women would give it a shot. (and in case it's not obvious I am a woman) "

this thread is so awesome

5/9/2011 3:42:55 PM

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"i didn't mind anal - it was usually an awesome way to get my ex off really quick and be done with sex for the night "

so fellas im guessing this is more popular with women than we expected

5/9/2011 3:49:20 PM

AHA

And none of those confessions were from me

5/9/2011 4:33:29 PM