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^you gonna be out to send Raj off?

7/12/2010 9:32:47 AM

2 pages of ch-ch-ch-changes

[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 9:33 AM. Reason : goddammit freak]

7/12/2010 9:32:58 AM

I wouldn't second-guess everything to the point that it drives me nuts.

7/12/2010 9:33:03 AM

^^^ tomorrow is my birthday trivia night

Friday is my birthday

[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 9:33 AM. Reason : a]

7/12/2010 9:33:22 AM

i'd give myself more motivation to do things that i have absolutely zero interest in

i'd like to be like 2 inches taller (but obviously that won't happen)

and i'd like to lose some weight/ ~20lbs

so at least 2 of my 3 are fixable

7/12/2010 9:35:24 AM

well then... more reason to celebrate

7/12/2010 9:36:06 AM

i'd like to have a 7-pack instead of this annoying 3-pack

7/12/2010 9:36:40 AM

teeth, arguing too much, and tummy size

that's about it

7/12/2010 9:40:02 AM

I wish I had better discipline with regards to what I eat. I try to change but my self control is abysmal with that aspect of my life. I mean I'll never get fat and I don't have high cholesterol/blood pressure so I just tell myself I have no reason to change even though I want to.

Also, I wish I made better decisions with regards to career the first few years after I was done with undergrad.

That's about it.

7/12/2010 9:42:16 AM

I wish I wouldnt have fell into that "sign up for a credit card, get a free t-shirt" scheme in the brickyard during my freshman year. Especially when I didnt have a job - and then decided to live a baller lifestyle my freshman year off of the credit card.

I'm still paying for that poor decision today. Genius

7/12/2010 9:45:44 AM

I wish I could restrain what I say a bit easier. I always end up saying something stupid. And tact is something I could really use.

7/12/2010 10:35:33 AM

i wish i could find a lead guitar and a drummer for my Police tribute band

7/12/2010 10:42:14 AM

i'd love to be like 2 inches taller and like 40 pounds heavier (with most of that coming from muscle of course)

7/12/2010 10:44:20 AM

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"i'd love to be like 2 inchesa feet taller and like 40 pounds heavier (with most of that coming from muscle of course) "

7/12/2010 10:45:52 AM

i wish i didn't gain 20lbs

but i'm working on that. and luckily that is something that i am capable of changing!

7/12/2010 11:48:16 AM

weight,gut,legs, I like my upper half. not so much the lower.

7/12/2010 11:51:08 AM

fyi, gut is considered upper half.

7/12/2010 11:51:45 AM

I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy

7/12/2010 11:52:49 AM

i just want to fast forward through a couple of years

7/12/2010 11:53:28 AM

I want to graduate and fast forward through 3.5 years of my life.

7/12/2010 12:17:52 PM

musical talent.

I wish I had some.

7/12/2010 12:20:28 PM

I would have no sinuses.

7/12/2010 12:37:38 PM

uh, I dont think you'd want that. they're pretty important

7/12/2010 12:42:43 PM

moar confidence and initiative

Everything else would flow a lot easier after that.

7/12/2010 12:43:56 PM

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"^^ Like what?"

It didn't say what type of job, it just said ones that pay well.

7/12/2010 1:13:46 PM

I wish I was a foot taller, so despite my limited athletic ability, I could still make ridiculous amounts of money playing professional basketball.

7/12/2010 1:21:25 PM

no, you need talent for that too

7/12/2010 1:22:35 PM

I wish my penis was about 30% smaller just so I wouldn't have to make a running start every time.

7/12/2010 1:24:55 PM

I wish I were better at enjoying alcohol in moderation

I mean, I think I've got it more or less down now, but I'm 29, and the last decade is strewn with drunken regrets

7/12/2010 1:28:20 PM

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"no, you need talent for that too"

Shawn Bradley. I rest my case.

(Also, I am not a terrible basketball player, but being 7'4 would help out alot in the money making department)

7/12/2010 1:44:21 PM

I wish I could play the guitar or the piano.

7/12/2010 2:31:33 PM

the thing about being 7'4", or even 7", is that you're a fucking giant freak

I don't know if I'd wish that on anyone, let alone myself

7/12/2010 11:18:39 PM

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"i just want to fast forward through a couple of yearsmonths"

7/12/2010 11:22:42 PM

I'd like to rewind about 6 years or so . . . I wish I'd gotten a degree in Microbio or Chemistry seeing as how the only jobs remotely in my field that I can find are for MB or analytical scientists. I backed myself into some weird, super-specific management profession that I do not want to be in AT ALL.
But ajob > $0.00 . . . .

7/12/2010 11:29:32 PM

lol @ everyone that said weight that isn't in the fitness thread.

7/12/2010 11:30:59 PM

the fact that I am poor

7/12/2010 11:34:38 PM

like...everything

i hate who i've become

7/12/2010 11:35:16 PM

More junk in my trunks, not be so cheap and start balling out of control a little more often (just hoarding my cash currently), be a little less shy upfront and a little more mature once I do open up. Also, more muscle aka about 25 lbs of muscle but still be a good runner. Oh yeah, become a faster runner. Musical talent at everything instead of nothing.

7/13/2010 12:16:58 AM

is debt a personal attribute that I can change?

I don't want to be more thrifty - I just want to erase my debt

7/13/2010 12:30:03 AM

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"like...everything i hate who i've become"

I 80% agree with this for myself

100% like everything

60% I hate who I've become

I don't know

really I guess I just hate the hand I've been dealt more than who I am though, I guess

7/13/2010 12:32:15 AM

hand you've been dealt

bootstraps, biatch!


I used to be a drug addicted felon and now I'm totally awesome
I even lost like 20 lbs

7/13/2010 12:37:29 AM

8 years ago I weighed 500 lbs
I was getting really high every day
and I used to do my dishes in the bathtub

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=power-marketing&videoId=60667

7/13/2010 12:55:09 AM

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"bootstraps, biatch!"

have to agree w/ this, dude

you can, if not change yourself, then at least bring more of your good things to the surface, and learn to control the bad ones

if your life sucks, then make a conscious effort to make it better...you deserve better and can have better

it is possible to be genuinely happy.

(that said, ^ I'm gonna go get really high.)

7/13/2010 11:03:27 AM

I would like to whiten my teeth and lose 20lbs. I am working on losing the weight, and I am planning to start teeth whitening whenever I can finally quit dipping. (getting close)

7/13/2010 11:17:17 AM

I wish I didn't have curly hair... I wish I was more motivated to shave.

7/13/2010 5:04:08 PM

i just wish i wasn't so awesome, you know?

7/13/2010 6:30:32 PM