then do it. I gave my sister a roll of toilet paper with a funny poem attached to it as a bday gift once.

She deserved it though

[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 9:50 PM. Reason : fuck. helluva page topper ]

4/20/2012 9:50:24 PM

big sisters are mean

4/20/2012 9:53:09 PM

I think I'm done. I need to figure out how to get out of this.

4/20/2012 9:54:30 PM

out of what?

4/20/2012 10:01:41 PM

This weekend can go one of two ways.

4/20/2012 10:03:51 PM

a liter in 24 hours - I really need to cool it

4/20/2012 10:20:42 PM

HONGRY

4/21/2012 12:26:57 AM

ugh so I took a line drive (softball) to my shin 2 and a half weeks ago. The bruise now has a really painful lump and my ankle is all swollen

wtf???

4/21/2012 12:41:45 AM

Not looking forward to sleeping tonight. Last night's nightmares are still very vivid in my mind.

4/21/2012 12:44:21 AM

Lots of dreams, but no nightmares! woo!


Also, most of my science museum pictures sucked major ass. I need some serious help on indoor shots.

4/21/2012 8:19:28 AM

I hate that the road tripping part of road trips annoy me so much...


I'm gonna have fun this morning, then have an awful afternoon on the road (in storms, I imagine), but hopefully have a good time tonight...

4/21/2012 8:26:05 AM

Red inbox is red....

4/21/2012 8:49:21 AM

I had a weird dream too. I was warned that a new supplement I'm trying might cause vivid dreams, but I didn't take it last night. Interested to see how this goes.

4/21/2012 8:51:37 AM

Reverse placebo effect maybe...

4/21/2012 9:09:40 AM

Apparently 26 was my turning point into senility. I just sat down at my computer to do something and I have no idea what. That's the second time this morning.

4/21/2012 9:13:16 AM

god dammit, apparently this asshole at work is a birther and will not shut up

4/21/2012 9:25:49 AM

http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2012/04/17/20-colleges-not-worth-their-tuition-in-2012/?ncid=webmail12

NC representing with 2 schools not worth their tuition!

UNC-Asheville and Meredith

4/21/2012 9:32:01 AM

^ lol

4/21/2012 9:36:40 AM

BSOD

4/21/2012 10:10:31 AM

woke up at 6:45am to get to yoga at 7:30 but I was late so I went somewhere private and started to cry... I feel so exhausted and I'm so mad at myself

4/21/2012 10:32:50 AM

^ the hell

4/21/2012 10:33:26 AM

Minka, you're too hard on yourself. Don't let being late ruin your whole day.

[Edited on April 21, 2012 at 10:37 AM. Reason : i ]

4/21/2012 10:37:08 AM

Yea, Minka, if I cried every time I was late, we'd all be living in boats

4/21/2012 10:37:46 AM

^ha, ditto that

I get to work everyday for my 7 am shift at 7:11.

4/21/2012 10:45:42 AM

Last night was stupid. I knew hanging with that many people with alcohol would turn idiotic.

4/21/2012 10:50:47 AM

If I even get close to needing a babysitter when I'm old, I hope I have enough left to blow my brains out.

4/21/2012 10:56:00 AM

Just make sure you don't fuck up and live like the guy from Seinfeld.

4/21/2012 11:01:05 AM

Little Sisters

AEA, What did your big sister do to deserve TP? Interesting idea. I wonder if she used it?

4/21/2012 1:13:48 PM

4/21/2012 2:22:31 PM

if someone doesn't want me drinking certain stuff, then they need to quit producing it

kthx

4/21/2012 2:45:27 PM

Just a little wet out

[Edited on April 21, 2012 at 2:47 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2012 2:46:41 PM

Making lemon rosemary chicken for the first time tonight. I hope it is good. Finding recipes and subbing stuff out when you shouldnt have pepper, garlic, vinegar, or onions is hard.

4/21/2012 4:24:26 PM

I really like my new ride!

4/21/2012 4:50:55 PM

no garlic or onions? shoot me now

4/21/2012 5:02:38 PM

Quote :

"woke up at 6:45am to get to yoga at 7:30 but I was late so I went somewhere private and started to cry... I feel so exhausted and I'm so mad at myself "

dis makes me sad

4/21/2012 5:05:42 PM

That was fun buddy enjoyed grooving to the band and flirting with old ladies lol

[Edited on April 21, 2012 at 5:13 PM. Reason : ]

4/21/2012 5:10:56 PM

what to do tonight.... hmmmm

4/21/2012 5:12:14 PM

I'm in Hickory...300 miles from home...

One of the cylinders in my car is shot...told I need an new engine...

this sucks really really really bad....I'm kinda broke at the moment.

4/21/2012 6:42:23 PM

Daytime Running Lights != headlights. Turn your damn lights on especially when there's a damn monsoon.

And do not need a puppy, do not need a puppy...

4/21/2012 6:49:34 PM

Adding to the menu! Parsley dill potatoes, and grilled rosemary corn. All the herbs are from my garden and that makes me happy.

4/21/2012 7:36:46 PM

ugh... I hate returning to the scene of a crime... (in this case, a place I made an ass of myself 2 weeks ago)

4/21/2012 7:37:41 PM

swollen leg & ankle is swollen

[Edited on April 21, 2012 at 7:48 PM. Reason : ARE IS]

4/21/2012 7:40:40 PM

ice your leg, drink 10 beers, don't do no dancin' and you'll be good to go!

4/21/2012 7:41:53 PM

Long day filled with good things but only running on 4 hrs of sleep.



[Edited on April 21, 2012 at 7:46 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2012 7:45:56 PM

Dinner was fucking awesome

4/21/2012 8:27:37 PM

had a cookout tonight for my husband's birthday. it would have been awesome had Josh and i not spent the last hour waiting for my brother and his girlfriend to either start yelling at each other or go home. my stupid brother ended up too drunk to even notice that his gf was pissed and giving him the cold shoulder.

4/21/2012 9:57:59 PM

women giving the cold shoulder is stupid anyway

4/21/2012 10:19:55 PM

To Laphroaig or not to Laphroaig?

4/21/2012 10:48:36 PM

I hate this weather

4/21/2012 10:59:22 PM

goodbye eagle rare single barrel. welcome replacement on Monday
^^not my thing, but if it's yours then yes

[Edited on April 21, 2012 at 11:00 PM. Reason : ^fucker]

4/21/2012 10:59:43 PM