joe17669 All American 22727 Posts user info edit post |
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when paul cousins goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for jackleg 2/24/2006 12:32:07 AM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins beat me in connect four
with two pieces 2/24/2006 12:33:54 AM |
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paul cousins has had a lot of sex, but none of it has been consensual 2/24/2006 12:34:07 AM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins always leaves a tip of 6.66 at strip clubs 2/24/2006 12:36:36 AM |
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paul cousins is actually over three centuries old due to a pact signed in blood
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 12:38:35 AM |
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paul cousins is the stork that delivers all fetuses 2/24/2006 12:39:35 AM |
ZiP All American 18939 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins narrowly was passed up as the next pope, when they started sending out white smoke
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 12:41:01 AM |
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paul cousins severed his own umbilical cord and checked himself out of the hospital 2/24/2006 12:41:56 AM |
jwb9984 All American 14039 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins clogged up my toilet 2/24/2006 12:41:56 AM |
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paul cousins started the war in iraq 2/24/2006 12:42:09 AM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins destroyed the wcw 2/24/2006 12:43:08 AM |
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paul cousins has impregnated a handful of females, oddly enough, none were humans
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 12:44:05 AM |
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paul cousins fucked kobe's wife 2/24/2006 12:45:01 AM |
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paul cousins shot barry bonds up with roids 2/24/2006 12:45:04 AM |
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paul cousins loves sweatshop labor
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 12:46:04 AM |
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paul cousins impregnated katie holmes 2/24/2006 12:47:38 AM |
jwb9984 All American 14039 Posts user info edit post |
shit, paul cousins introduced scientology to L. Ron Hubbard 2/24/2006 12:48:39 AM |
ZiP All American 18939 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins was the president of bolivia for 14 seconds
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 12:48:55 AM |
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paul cousins defeated bob backlund in 8 seconds 2/24/2006 12:49:40 AM |
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paul cousins stole my bike 2/24/2006 12:49:44 AM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins wrote all the lyrics for D-Jay
[Edited on February 24, 2006 at 12:51 AM. Reason : lol] 2/24/2006 12:50:53 AM |
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paul cousins was the stunt-double for the girl from saved by the bell in that movie where she took off her clothes for money
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 12:51:09 AM |
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paul cousins sold johnny dakota his herb 2/24/2006 12:51:55 AM |
ZiP All American 18939 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins once tasted his own fecal matter
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 12:52:29 AM |
jwb9984 All American 14039 Posts user info edit post |
PAUL COUSINS JUST POSTED THIS 2/24/2006 12:52:58 AM |
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paul cousins was at the party when mike seaver got offered coke 2/24/2006 12:53:22 AM |
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paul cousins spit on kennedy's grave 2/24/2006 12:54:05 AM |
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paul cousins scored the winning goal in the 1980 Olympic hockey finals. 2/24/2006 12:54:07 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins doesn't have a birthday 2/24/2006 12:54:32 AM |
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paul cousins' picture is on the elusive $0 bill
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 12:56:04 AM |
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paul cousins stole winnie from kevin 2/24/2006 12:56:28 AM |
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paul cousins single-handedly caused krispy kreme to declare bankrupcy
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 12:57:01 AM |
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paul cousins can sustain antimatter 2/24/2006 12:57:31 AM |
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paul cousins drives a motherfucking delorean
but he won't drive it past 87
[Edited on February 24, 2006 at 12:58 AM. Reason : makes ya think] 2/24/2006 12:57:50 AM |
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paul cousins once had sex with sarose, well, twice
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 12:58:29 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins was declined membership into a "Members Only" jacket 2/24/2006 12:58:44 AM |
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paul cousins once toured with a group called outcast, but he thought he was touring with the atlanta-based hip hop duo, outkast
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 1:00:08 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
what you think is kenny loggins, paul cousins thinks is God 2/24/2006 1:00:49 AM |
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paul cousins was the flower girl at kevin pittsnogle's wedding 2/24/2006 1:01:11 AM |
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paul cousins made it into the mile high club when he nollied off a bench in the brickyard 2/24/2006 1:01:35 AM |
ZiP All American 18939 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins once declared war on the south pole
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 1:01:49 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins doesn't need the 30-man code 2/24/2006 1:02:33 AM |
ZiP All American 18939 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins always orders an 8 inch american, but not at little dinos
-ZiP!- 2/24/2006 1:02:36 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45549 Posts user info edit post |
Paul Cousins was the inspiration for Snake Plissken, Gozer, and Rocky Dennis from Mask. 2/24/2006 1:03:26 AM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins scored 50,000 on double dragon 2/24/2006 1:03:35 AM |
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paul cousins outpowers the hoover dam when he rubs balloons against his hair 2/24/2006 1:10:45 AM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins has 27 giant keyboards in his house, in homage to Big 2/24/2006 1:12:27 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
paul cousins is always double dribbling 2/24/2006 1:15:31 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45549 Posts user info edit post |
Paul Cousins became one of the most notorious men in america after he sued the WWF over using the names "Million Dollar Man" and "Ultimate Warrior"
[Edited on February 24, 2006 at 1:16 AM. Reason : he also invented the sharpshooter, originally as a birthing method.] 2/24/2006 1:16:02 AM |