it seems a lot of dudes on tww have weird dicks. whats that about?

8/9/2011 2:47:55 AM

haha, he's a cock-looker

8/9/2011 10:46:36 AM

cock comparer


just makin sure im doin better than everyone in this thread, and yup! i win

8/9/2011 11:17:15 AM

aaaaaaaaaand whattayahavetado to compare cocks? that's right... cock-look. you're a cock-looker

8/9/2011 11:34:27 AM

i wasnt disputing that i looked at cocks. i was just clarifying that i didnt just look at cocks for funzies. i was comparing these to mine and feeling better about my life. its not my fault you cant do the same thing and you lead a sad tiny-cocked joyless life

8/9/2011 11:37:18 AM

bodiacldnl

8/9/2011 11:38:36 AM

yeah, but not just a cl. there's more to me, do not lie

8/9/2011 11:43:27 AM

whatever helps you sleep better at night.

ya cock-looker

8/9/2011 11:45:21 AM

If your urination competition is over, I'd like to see more boobs please.

8/9/2011 11:47:45 AM

^

8/9/2011 11:48:25 AM

do you watch porn? unless you watch exclusively lesbian porn, then youve looked at dicks.


also, that time you asked that homeless guy to see his dick? you looked at a cock then

8/9/2011 11:48:40 AM

i don't recall this homeless guy. regale me with more stories about him

and, it's one thing to notice a cock. it's another to look. and to compare? jesus.

I watch some pr0n every now and then (read: every 5 minutes), but I don't sit there and watch the dick go in and out. I focus on the chick. behind the ass, lookin at balls for an hour and a half aint my thing. but it sounds like it might be yours

8/9/2011 11:52:41 AM

you dont remember the homeless guy? it's probably cause you were so fucked up on ludes. anyway, you were walking down salisbury by that church and you just kept mumbling about really wanteing to see some ock, but without putting any effort into it. so whoever you were with just suggested you pay a homeless to let you fondle his bits. so some poor homeless guy pulled out his dick and had it gummed by a luded out aaronburro right there in an alley. youre lucky you didnt have to get an abortion, you were so pumped full of hobo jizz

of course this is all secondhand info as i wasnt there, cause i'd never hang out with you.

8/9/2011 12:14:12 PM

sounds like something for the confessions thread. I'm sorry you went through all of that. cock-looker

8/9/2011 12:17:18 PM

Betteroffdead thinks and writes like he is in 6th grade.

8/9/2011 12:19:47 PM

and dont get mad at me just cuase you dont remember sucking off a homeless. im just recounting the story, sport

8/9/2011 12:20:12 PM

suuuuure you are. the story of a "friend" you had. cock-looker

8/9/2011 12:29:31 PM

haha found this on page 47...i had 'relations' with the girl on the leftmost for a bit, she turned out to be fucking crazy

8/9/2011 12:34:04 PM

damn Joie looks so young

8/9/2011 12:43:28 PM

i am a big fan of joie's friend with the freckles whose bewbs are in this thread.

8/9/2011 12:53:02 PM

^ she is cute, but her bewbs are "meh"

[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 1:04 PM. Reason : ]

8/9/2011 12:58:39 PM

the girl i was talking about has an amazing body, everything perfectly in proportion

except her brain. INSANE

8/9/2011 1:00:30 PM

the girl you are talking about def has a tdub account

8/10/2011 12:23:38 AM

Is this the cute freckled friend in question? Because she means everything to me.

8/10/2011 12:52:59 AM

^ Her boobs kind of remind me of droopy's jowls.

8/10/2011 1:00:28 AM

I would not put my mouth on Droopy's jowls, but those? I'm pretty sure I would.

8/10/2011 1:10:31 AM

Quote :

"the girl you are talking about def has a tdub account"

what is her user name? curious. something tells me she doesn't post here. (not anymore at least)

8/10/2011 1:14:33 AM

I love how her tits are running away from each other

8/10/2011 1:43:13 AM

Shes laying down

8/10/2011 1:46:33 AM

that's when they look the best, right? it's naturalistic

8/10/2011 1:47:44 AM

really? I had no idea she was laying down

8/10/2011 1:49:23 AM

she's definitely laying down

would love to see them when she's standing up, vicious gravity or not

8/10/2011 1:53:49 AM

[/sarcasm]

8/10/2011 1:56:45 AM

wait a sec, i just ran that picture through my gas chromatograph. you'll never guess what i found.



it appears she's laying down

[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 2:01 AM. Reason : btw omg <3 bewb tats]

8/10/2011 2:01:24 AM

oh, i was thinking they were pretty hideous

8/10/2011 2:03:15 AM

Quote :

"haha found this on page 47...i had 'relations' with the girl on the leftmost for a bit, she turned out to be fucking crazy"

that must've been an eternity ago, because that girl has been with the same guy for at least 7 years. Been married the last 3 or so. I guess you got her when she was like, oh, maybe 18.

8/10/2011 7:48:57 AM

what girls aren't crazy at 18...am i right?

8/10/2011 8:24:55 AM

what girls aren't crazy at 18...am i right?

8/10/2011 8:26:08 AM

what girls aren't crazy at 18...am i right?

8/10/2011 8:59:10 AM

the girl DalesDeadBug is lying about fucking is Sugar Avi

and the freckled girl with her tits out making out/scissoring with Joie is tynkerbe111

[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 9:40 AM. Reason : thank you TWW wiki]

8/10/2011 9:34:51 AM

damn i can't believe how many TWW's have posted their tits and dick on here

8/10/2011 10:58:21 AM

^^no lies, but you can believe what you want

8/10/2011 11:11:58 AM

this aint tynkerbe111

8/10/2011 1:02:34 PM

^worked at ruckus I believe...


tinkerbell is the one in the picture early on this page kissing the girl who joie is huggin up on

8/10/2011 1:04:17 PM

^^ correct, and that is not the girl I was referring to, that is the former Ruckus employee that got her three-way on with Joie and some dude in a hotel room

8/10/2011 1:37:12 PM

hahaha you people

having known and still knowing all parties being discussed:

that ain't Tynkerbelle. Melissa and Erin look absolutely nothing alike.

There definitely wasn't a three way with Melissa, her ex, and Joie.

and, actually, I recall a time when Avisa and her beau were broken up for a period of time, I believe. Not saying you're telling the truth, but that's probably the closest to any truth being told in the last several posts.

8/10/2011 1:48:05 PM

only one blind person thought ruckus girl was tynkerbell

and dude's obvious boner in the Joie/ruckus girl photoshoot tells a different story

8/10/2011 2:05:55 PM

ha. there was not any threesomes that night.
you dont have to believe me if you don't want to,
but there were not.

we were young, drunk, and stupid.


thats the closest i have ever come to having nudes online (aside from some of my professional ones).

i'm glad thats only as far as it went.

8/10/2011 2:14:23 PM

I WILL DEFEND THEE!!! I AM YOUR WHITE e-KNIGHT!!!

8/10/2011 2:15:53 PM

seems plausible

I retract my earlier claim that a threesome likely occurred

but the dude was definitely sporting wood in his khaki shorts

I am a cocklooker

8/10/2011 3:17:31 PM