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Socks``
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Maybe I wasn't clear. I am not telling Chuck that it is okay to lie. I am telling him that the public humilitation he's edured isn't the end of the world. That he can still lead a good and productive life, but he needs to get past this petty shit (calling folks out on the intarnet) and he needs to focus on actually being a better person.

The Hillary thing was just an aside (kinda why it fell under into the post script). I just thought it was odd he was "rubbing people's noses" in Obama's recent memorial day slip up, but didn't feel the need to do the same with Hillary (when her "error" was much much worse than Obamas). It seems like her situation is much similar to his. And in that way he can actually take comfort in it. I think it shows that fucking up in public isn't the end of the world.

I wasn't apologizing for Hillary's lie (it actually made me lose a lot of respect for her), just making a side comment about the inappropriateness of Wolf's attack on Obama and trying to give the mother fucker some hope. But leave it to you to make it about Bama v. Hill. Get over it, man.

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 12:05 PM. Reason : ``]

5/28/2008 12:04:37 PM

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5/28/2008 12:18:16 PM

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Okay, thats fine. very considerate and helpful of you.

and it actually might have an effect, if the guy wasn't a Borderline Personality Disorder.

I mean read his posts here. Check out a few of his diatribes on Athens Blogspot political forums.

He's harboring a serious persecution complex.

he's textbook DSM-IV material

5/28/2008 12:43:47 PM

nutsmackr
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can you provide a link to said political forums?

5/28/2008 12:46:53 PM

Socks``
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"Thing is, people down here actually heard my side of the story so they don't view it as a big deal. Not even the Cobbham people view it as a big deal anymore. And I still had a Commission candidate ask me for my endorsement. Overall, I thought this whole incident was more of a positive than a negative to my campaign (and my practice actually - people started to see me as the ball busting lawyer who'll do whatever it takes to win )"

- Wolfpack2k on Page 2 of this thread

Wow. I thought he slunked away to sulk in private. Instead, he's proud of being a liar?

That isn't right. He really needs to re-think a lot of things.

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 1:27 PM. Reason : ``]

5/28/2008 1:26:13 PM

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Socks - I'm not trying to prove anything to them, that's why I declined to tell my side of that story and still do. I'm simply trying to rub their noses in the fact that their hero who they worship did the same thing.

Nevertheless I just got off the phone with my uncle. I couldn't believe all the shit he's been up to!

5/28/2008 1:47:01 PM

nutsmackr
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Is that the uncle who buggered you as a child.

5/28/2008 1:51:37 PM

Wolfpack2K
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I had an uncle who was a child at one time.

5/28/2008 2:18:54 PM

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"did the same thing."


I bet you really believe the two situations are similar.

This is why you had zero credibility even before this thread.

5/28/2008 3:13:24 PM

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This thread delivers.

Although it is a bit puzzling that a douche who "permanently" signs off the message boards returns..... in order to bttt a thread that makes it clear he's a complete loser. Maybe this is some kind of performance art?

5/28/2008 3:18:48 PM

Wolfpack2K
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I had an uncle who bttt'd a thread once. He was one of the first Americans to bttt a thread.

5/28/2008 3:29:15 PM

Shivan Bird
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I had an uncle that's an uncle.

5/28/2008 3:30:34 PM

Wolfpack2K
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Hm I don't think I ever had any of those. I'll have to ask next time I call.

5/28/2008 3:43:28 PM

Boone
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I have a nephew who is absurdly juvenile.

5/28/2008 4:40:02 PM

Wolfpack2K
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Really? Do you ever use the phrase "I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

5/28/2008 6:04:41 PM

JoeSchmoe
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"The Hillary thing was just an aside.... It seems like her is much similar to his ... I think it shows that fucking up in public isn't the end of the world."


Hillary Clinton has a record of 30+ years of public service, and credible political work. She has earned her right to be on the public stage. Her lie, as bold and intentional as it was, at least had a grain of truth in it... she DID fly to Bosnia, it WAS technically a war zone. As lame as it was, her years of building personal and political credibility -- her political capital -- allowed her to take the hit and move along.

Wolfpack2K/Chuck Jones, Esq., on the other hand, is just some neckbeard who had less than zero credibility before he even started. Remember how he bragged about how had like a 2.4 GPA in PolySci graduating from NCSU? He even posted his transcripts, showing his C- grade in "Internet Research".

And how do you even describe his lie? its worse than lame. It's downright retarded in every sense of the word. I mean, come on... a fictitious neighbor family, cut out from whole cloth, as his supporters? "Dave, Juliet, and the twins??" And then his feeble, technologically-challenged attempts to deny it?

LOFL. what a maroon.

Seriously though, this is what happens when you let Alamance Fairfax Community College kids transfer into a four-year university. At least NCSU alums can take solace knowing that he's moved on to giving UGA Law a good name.





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5/28/2008 7:39:50 PM

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What a coincidence... I had an uncle who flew to Bosnia. He was one of the first Americans to fly to Bosnia. I think he liberated it too.

5/28/2008 7:59:12 PM

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Dear CHARLES A. JONES, Attorney at Law, Athens, GA:

I feel as if I'm a part of your life ... sort of like an uncle (but not a "funny uncle")

So with all care and consideration, I'd like to give you some Uncle-y advice:

You need to move. move away from Athens, away from Atlanta --- preferably, out of the Southeastern US entirly -- and get a job with some big law firm somewhere.

I'm serious: Pack up your rinkydink homegrown "Law Firm" and just disappear for a few years. (i dont care if it is in "Prestigious Jennings Mill Pointe ... adjacent to the Jennings Mill Country Club" ... its still a rundown shack, and your website is still built from "Free Templates")

Above all, don't attempt any runs for public office.

I'm tellin' ya, if you follow my advice, people WILL eventually forget -- THEN and only THEN will you finally be able to have a normal life. You see, this way you'll be able to hide your shame from the world.

and hell, maybe in about 10 years, you could try running for a position on some rural school board, and no one will ever find out about DAVE, JULIET and the TWINS

but you're going to have to lay low for a while...

...and you're going to have to let your TWW family go.

We'll miss you, Chuck.

Godspeed, good counselor.






[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 8:15 PM. Reason : ]

5/28/2008 8:00:39 PM

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oh my b

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 8:09 PM. Reason : wrong college...thought he was from alamance co]

5/28/2008 8:01:24 PM

JoeSchmoe
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PS:

shave the neckbeard. it makes you look like a tard.



http://www.attorneycjones.com/profile.html




[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 8:13 PM. Reason : ]

5/28/2008 8:08:33 PM

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this thread just feels made up...and i wish it was.

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"See, once you dip into imaginary friends, then you've got some serious issues for which to answer. And it doesn't look like Dave, Juliet and the twins are going to be any help here.""

5/28/2008 8:14:17 PM

Wolfpack2K
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I had an uncle who wished once. He was one of the first Americans to wish. You might say that he liberated the wish.

5/28/2008 8:19:52 PM

JoeSchmoe
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Hey dude, if you're trying to tire TWW out with base stupidity ...

... you're gonna lose.

5/28/2008 8:21:45 PM

Wolfpack2K
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I had an uncle who lost once.

5/28/2008 8:24:03 PM

JoeSchmoe
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yeah, i heard about that guy. he had a nephew who lost at life.

5/28/2008 8:27:13 PM

Wolfpack2K
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I had an uncle who heard about a guy once. He was the first American who heard about a guy.

5/28/2008 8:28:48 PM

Wolfpack2K
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Oh yeah, and joe_shmoe; I'm a successful attorney with my own practice, making more money than you've ever seen before or will again, becoming a tenure-track faculty member at a major research university, and arguing cases before the Georgia Supreme Court.

And you, well, are not.

BUT keep the faith and do not get discouraged.........
















































I had an uncle who didn't do any of those things either!!

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 8:32 PM. Reason : unca ]

5/28/2008 8:31:47 PM

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^I guess the adventuresome life in the military didn't pan out, eh?

Now you have to content yourself with being a fabulously wealthy attorney, distinguished faculty member at a major research university, and presumptive appointee to the next Supreme Court vacancy.

5/28/2008 8:35:05 PM

Wolfpack2K
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Oh right, and serving my country in the military starting in August. I didn't think that would matter much to you because I know how much you despise people in the military.

Nevertheless, I actually did have an uncle who was in the military.

5/28/2008 8:36:14 PM

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^Did your inflatable doll "girlfriend" enlist with you, or will she have to wait stateside as you serve your country in exotic foreign locations?

5/28/2008 8:37:44 PM

Wolfpack2K
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I had an uncle who waited stateside too!



[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 8:43 PM. Reason : dont wanna do the same thing thats gonna get you taken down]

5/28/2008 8:38:20 PM

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I bet Jelly Donut pleasures an inflatable uncle

5/28/2008 9:03:38 PM

Wolfpack2K
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I had an uncle who pleasu..... nevermind

5/28/2008 9:06:34 PM

nutsmackr
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Why should be take your word on any of this? After all, it is you who fabricated an entire family to further your political career. Is it too far fetched to think you would fabricate more lies in order to improve your e-cred?

5/28/2008 10:46:07 PM

Wolfpack2K
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I had an uncle who smacked some nuts once. (Fraternity hazing I think.)

5/28/2008 11:00:19 PM

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Now it will be the Iraqi family...


Muhammed (terrorist), Iseyah (wife who isn't), and the twins.

5/29/2008 12:24:46 AM

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"I'm a successful attorney with my own practice, making more money than you've ever seen before or will again, becoming a tenure-track faculty member at a major research university, and arguing cases before the Georgia Supreme Court."


lol im sure.

maybe now you can hire a real webdesigner instead of getting free websites from FreeWebsiteTemplates.Com. ... Oh, and maybe now you can buy a box of razors.

and maybe you can have someone take a picture of your "prestigious office" ... because one wonders why do all of your pictures related to "Charles Jones Law Offices" show interior shots of Georgia courtroooms, or you and some scrubby dude standing outside a courthouse touching fluted columns? (http://www.attorneycjones.com/location.html)

And I've looked at your profile. so you specialize in

-- Document Drafting
-- Roommate Agreements
-- "Pro Life" Healthcare Directives
-- Simple Bankruptcy
-- Uncontested Adoptions
-- Simple Promissory Note
-- Simple Speeding (non-accident)
-- DUI
-- Possession of Narcotics
-- Minor in Possession of Alcohol
(http://www.attorneycjones.com/feechart.html

i mean, wow, you're a real high-caliber "ball busting" attorney. Hey, are you a notary public, too? I need you to stamp a document for me.. what's that gonna run? Five Bucks?

Sorry I dont see you ever arguing ANYTHING in front of a State Supreme Court ... Or becoming a Tenure Track Faculty at anything besides, oh maybe Bob Jones University. because even Robeson County Community College and the University of Phoenix have higher standards than your sloppy, lying, 2.4 GPA, neckbeard silliness.


UNLESS......


You got Dave, Juliet, and the Twins to drop a good word with the Dean. then maybe, yeah.... Professor Jones.

I can see it.





[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 1:15 AM. Reason : ]

5/29/2008 12:56:58 AM

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Dude's going to be sitting behind a desk making up stories about how he was in a combat post.

5/29/2008 1:14:33 AM

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I'm pretty shocked that he was able to get into UGA's law school with an undergraduate GPA of 2.4.

He probably sent in bullshit undergrad transcripts to the admissions office.

5/29/2008 1:18:07 AM

Wolfpack2K
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I never had any uncles who were prawn stars. I did have an uncle who was laughing his ass off at how mouth-foaming FURIOUS he has made JoeSchmoe. My uncle did send a message though - he wants to know what kind of law you specialize in. PLEASE tell me copyright law. That would be SO perfect.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 1:26 AM. Reason : message from uncle]

5/29/2008 1:25:14 AM

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Sorry Chuck, I'm laughing too hard to be mad.

Here's another thing that amuses me greatly -- how Chuck fashioned his entire campaign for Republican state congressman (athens, ga), around a promise to fight a municipal noise ordinance law aimed at turning down the volume of Frat Row after midnight.

he took the position that Greeks were an oppressed minority, whose First Amendment rights were being trampled.

he takes his "electChuckJones" schpiel to all the local web forums. this one here is typical: he basically got pwnd (politely), until the coup de grace was delivered around post #11 -- http://www.athens-chat.com/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?t=1904

but you cant keep a good man down. he continues to hold up this "Noise Ordinance" battle to save the Oppressed Greeks of Athens GA, as his swan song. its still floundering around in County Court, but by golly, he's gonna take it to the US Supreme Court if he has to!!!!1


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[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 1:51 AM. Reason : ]

5/29/2008 1:45:50 AM

Wolfpack2K
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I had an uncle who was amused greatly once.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 1:51 AM. Reason : unca]

5/29/2008 1:51:05 AM

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so like if you dont mind coming out of character wlfpck2k....like does anyone have anything on you thats more recent than 2006? i get that impression that you are not even running for office anymore

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 1:57 AM. Reason : and by the way, did you win?]

5/29/2008 1:56:48 AM

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Good night, Chuck.

5/29/2008 1:57:42 AM

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^^ Apparently not.

To answer your edited question, I withdrew from the race in order to begin pursuing the lawsuit against the County. Cannot serve as a Commissioner and be the lawyer suing the County; it's a conflict of interest.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 2:00 AM. Reason : no]

5/29/2008 1:59:15 AM

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^ Yeah, if you call getting owned on a message board repeatedly and refusing to accept reality a good night... Then yes, it was a most productive and enjoyable evening.

5/29/2008 2:01:20 AM

Wolfpack2K
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I had an uncle once who had a most productive and enjoyable evening.

My cousins were born nine months later.

5/29/2008 2:01:58 AM

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lawsuit against the county for the noise ordinance thing or lawsuit against the county for slander for this "fake family" thing, or completely different thing all together?

5/29/2008 2:02:58 AM

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Dude, you must have the saddest life imaginable if this is what you're spending your free time doing at your age.

It's not slander if it's true.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 2:03 AM. Reason : It's not slander if it's true.]

5/29/2008 2:03:20 AM

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I'm spending my free time on.. well for the time being let's just say "legal pursuits"

Yes, the lawsuit against the County for the noise ordinance.

I had an uncle who got a noise ticket once. It was for making too much noise during the aforementioned productive and enjoyable evening.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 2:05 AM. Reason : noisy]

5/29/2008 2:05:24 AM

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