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The amazing thing about our performance artist Charles A. Jones, Jr. is that he keeps making false statements that are easily exposed as lies. His fantasy life includes making lots of money, teaching at a prestigious law school, noble service in the military, and:

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"arguing cases before the Georgia Supreme Court."

A quick trip to the website of the GA supreme court reveals that they have a docket search utility that allows one to search by representing attorney. Is there any record of Charles A. Jones, Jr to be found here? You can click below to find the answer, but I bet you already know

http://www.gasupreme.us/docket_search/results_attorney.php?searchterm=Jones&submit=Search

I wonder if Dave, Juliet, or the twins have ever argued cases before the Georgia Supreme Court?

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 8:33 AM. Reason : 7!]

5/29/2008 8:28:45 AM

He was prosecuting Guantanamo Bay detainees.

GA Supreme Court

and

military experience


BOOM. Two birds with one stone.

5/29/2008 8:33:17 AM

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"teaching at a prestigious law school"

well, you know, there is a grain of truth there.... he was an "adjunct instructor" at Appalachian Technical College for one semester.

he taught a class on Business Orgs for their Paralegal Studies program. I imagine it was quite a hoot. Sadly, they didn't invite him back for another semester. Budget cuts 'n stuff, prolly.

http://www.attorneycjones.com/profile.html
http://www.appalachiantech.edu/academics/index.html?content=Courses&rcolumn=Courses&subj=PLS




[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 12:04 PM. Reason : ]

5/29/2008 11:48:35 AM

As someone who came from a town that had a massive town and gown problem let me just say to Mssr. Jones this. Those "small college" towns serve a purpose far beyond being the dumping grounds for drunk college shenanigans.

Maybe some day when you've decided to grow up and no longer make up shit you will realize that these members of the Greek community are not oppressed. More so, it is the folks who live and work in those towns that have to put up with part-time residents who contribute to the majority of nuisance crimes committed in the town, despite only living in the town for 9 months of the year.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 12:28 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2008 12:16:29 PM

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"he was an "adjunct instructor" at Appalachian Technical College for one semester."

OIC: in ChuckSpeak, "becoming a tenure-track faculty member at a major research university" means "taught for a semester at a podunk community college"

If I had the time, I'd find out what happened to Chuck's "Free Speech for Fraternity Partygoers" case, but I'm supposed to be working (and I have a pretty good idea what result his legal skills are likely to produce).

5/29/2008 1:24:00 PM

I had an uncle who was supposed to be working once. He got fired.

I think you'll have an even better idea soon though.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 2:28 PM. Reason : lawlzers post 7000]

5/29/2008 2:28:02 PM

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"I'm a successful attorney with my own practice, making more money than you've ever seen before or will again, becoming a tenure-track faculty member at a major research university, and arguing cases before the Georgia Supreme Court."

You may need to review the Roman Catholic Church's position on humility.

And, you know, lying and stuff.

Then again, I'm growing increasingly convinced that you are not the real Wolfpack2k, so maybe that's not relevant.

5/29/2008 4:33:11 PM

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"Then again, I'm growing increasingly convinced that you are not the real Wolfpack2k"

5/29/2008 4:45:39 PM

I had an uncle who grew increasingly convinced once. I think he was one of the first Americans on record as ever growing increasingly convinced.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 6:24 PM. Reason : first Americans on record]

5/29/2008 6:23:39 PM

Just for the record, counsellor Chuck, could you give us some verifiable evidence (i.e, something other than your own assertions) that:

1.) You have ever won a legal case you argued in any court anywhere.
2.) You have ever represented someone in a case before the Georgia Supreme Court.
3.) You have a tenured (or tenurable) position at a major research university.
4.) You have enlisted in some branch of the US military.

Because, honestly

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"I'm growing increasingly convinced that you are not the real Wolfpack2k"

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 9:40 PM. Reason : asfg]

5/29/2008 9:40:06 PM

I had an uncle that gave wolfpack2k some verifiable evidence once.

5/29/2008 9:43:51 PM

i had an uncle who used to get drunk and loaded

5/29/2008 10:58:39 PM

No that was likely your mother. While she was pregnant. Which is likely why you've turned out the way you have.

Of course, I can see how you could confuse your mother and an uncle; so I won't hold that against you. I guess that's a family trait of mine; I had an uncle who didn't hold things against people either.

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 1:06 AM. Reason : can't forget the uncle!]

5/30/2008 1:05:32 AM

At this point the only way I can see this as being the real Chuck is if he is having some sort of nervous breakdown.

I like the theory I heard earlier that this is all an elaborate scheme that will result in him trying to get a court order to delete this thread.

5/30/2008 1:22:25 AM

I had an uncle who was grumpy. He wasn't GOP though.

I'm going to bed for the night - I just wanted to stop by here and observe that I had an uncle who went to bed once also.

5/30/2008 5:50:37 AM

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"At this point the only way I can see this as being the real Chuck is if he is having some sort of nervous breakdown."

I think I'm with you here. In his latest post (logged at 5:50 AM), he announces he's "going to bed for the night." I don't know how many super-successful attorneys go to bed at sunrise on a Friday, but I'm guessing it's not many.

In order to send this thread to the place it deserves, I hereby invoke Rule 34 on Charles A Jones, Jr.

5/30/2008 10:50:52 AM

I was up all night talking to my uncle The one who was the first American to liberate Auschwitz.

5/30/2008 3:24:42 PM

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" Rule 34 on Chuck"

take that shit to chit chat.

this is a family thread.



[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 5:38 PM. Reason : ]

5/30/2008 5:34:10 PM

I had an uncle who shit once. (Shat?)

5/30/2008 6:41:22 PM

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"this is a family thread."

If you mean that it deals with the imaginary family of Dave, Juliet, and the twins, I guess you're right.

And indeed, I must admit that a Rule 34 application to our neckbeard lawyer is a very frightening prospect.

Still, in the spirit of SB and its evident commitment to truth, justice, and the American Way, I must wonder what Rule 34 applied to Chuck might produce. The pix are there. Photoshop beckons. Minds are ready to be expanded.

5/30/2008 7:36:20 PM

I do not speak for TheDuke866, but I feel fairly confident in saying that whoever pulls that sort of stuff in TSB will be perma-banned.

5/30/2008 8:20:50 PM

I had an uncle who spoke once. Don't remember what he said though.

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ???]

5/30/2008 9:48:59 PM

DAVE.



JULIET.




THE TWINS.

7/5/2008 3:15:14 AM

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"See, once you dip into imaginary friends, then you've got some serious issues for which to answer. And it doesn't look like Dave, Juliet and the twins are going to be any help here."

7/5/2008 4:03:13 AM

Wolfpack2K looks like evan only way gayer.

7/5/2008 7:10:29 AM

^lol

7/5/2008 9:43:40 AM

I hope I run into this guy in court someday

7/5/2008 11:11:28 AM

Watch out!

Dave, Julie, and the twins got his back.

7/5/2008 11:35:27 AM

how old are the twins now?

7/5/2008 1:00:26 PM

I had an uncle who ran into some guy in court.

(Actually he ran into some guy in a car; that's why he had to go to court.)

And actually, he WAS one of the first Americans to run into this guy.

7/5/2008 2:25:19 PM

I don't get it ???

7/5/2008 2:30:24 PM

you should have that tattooed on your forehead.

7/5/2008 2:47:29 PM

This isn't even funny anymore.

It's just sad.

7/5/2008 2:49:32 PM

I had an uncle who wasn't funny.

7/5/2008 2:50:47 PM

Was it ever funny to begin with?

7/5/2008 2:51:10 PM

It was funny for the first few pages. But this "I have an uncle who" shtick is tiresome.

7/5/2008 2:53:36 PM

I had an uncle who was tiresome. (Still is.)

7/5/2008 2:54:35 PM

Too bad your dad didn't think your mom was tiresome.

7/5/2008 2:56:34 PM

My mom is VERY tiresome. Even more so than my uncle. The only person MORE tiresome than my mom is my dad.

[Edited on July 5, 2008 at 3:04 PM. Reason : uncle]

7/5/2008 3:03:19 PM

[Edited on July 5, 2008 at 3:12 PM. Reason : unedited]

7/5/2008 3:06:51 PM

you edited

[Edited on July 5, 2008 at 3:10 PM. Reason : you edited]

7/5/2008 3:10:27 PM

I had an uncle who went to First Assembly of God. He was one of the first Americans to liberate himself from that ecclesial community - he's now a Brethren.

7/5/2008 3:51:31 PM

I thought you quit this site.

7/5/2008 4:04:20 PM

I had an uncle who thought so too.

7/5/2008 4:40:21 PM

Just ban this guy, no need to bttt this thread of massive ownage. No need to see his stupid replies. Don't care to see a picture of his overweight disgusting ass face in here, etc.

7/5/2008 4:46:46 PM

^^lol that one was good

7/5/2008 5:37:42 PM

nice neckbeard, you fucking goon.



http://www.attorneycjones.com/profile.html

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" See, once you dip into imaginary friends, then you've got some serious issues for which to answer. And it doesn't look like Dave, Juliet and the twins are going to be any help here."

http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/043006/opinion_20060430031.shtml

7/5/2008 8:55:17 PM

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"For services not listed here, we are happy to discuss an hourly rate or other appropriate fee arrangement. Business Services Create Corporation, Partnership, or Other Business Entity: $550 Simple Partnership or Shareholder Agreement: $300 Annual Report: $200 Criminal Representation * DUI: $2,500 * Possession of Controlled Substance: $1,500-$3,000 Underage Possession of Alcohol: $500 Simple Speeding (non-accident): $250-$350 * - First Offense Only. Subsequent offenses may require higher rates. Document Drafting Pro Life Health Care Directive: $200 Simple Promissory Note: $150 Roommate Agreement: $175 Simple Power of Attorney: $150 Other Services Magistrate Court Procedural Coaching: $250 Simple Consumer Bankruptcy: $800-$1000 Uncontested Adoption: $1750 "

I wish more lawyers were upfront with prices like that.

7/5/2008 9:46:40 PM

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"Fabricate family for your defense: $priceless"

7/5/2008 10:10:24 PM

so in short, he's about as trustworthy, principled, and straight-talking as most other members of his profession.

7/5/2008 10:13:42 PM