http://www.americancarfans.com/tuners.cfm/tunerid/7050509.001
http://www.geigercars.de/geiger_hummer_h2gruen.html
http://www.geigercars.de/geiger_hummer_h2orange.html

Maximum Green

$190,000
556 hp
557 lb-ft
137 mph
8.2 sec
325/30 R 28 ($25,000)





























Maximum Orange

$180,000
598 hp
575 lb-ft
140 mph
8.2 sec
305/30 VR 26 ($24,000)

5/26/2005 8:53:47 PM

5/26/2005 8:56:07 PM

wow. those are pretty gay. like elton john gay

5/26/2005 8:57:15 PM

dont insult elton john. those are fucking terrible why did you post them?

5/26/2005 9:12:38 PM

sometimes i forget why people hate americans. then i see shit and think to myself, "oh"

5/26/2005 9:14:46 PM

Quote :

"That makes Liberace look like Sly Stallone, it's so gay. "

5/26/2005 10:10:24 PM

I'd drive the orange and blackern

slap an 01 sticker on the side and weld the doors shut

yeehaw

5/26/2005 11:55:02 PM

trash

5/26/2005 11:57:16 PM

fuckin niggers....if they gonna spend the coin to get them wheels, then get some custom fuckin brakes that are proportional.....im bout fuckin tired of seeing big ass wheels and 13" rotors on these damn things

5/26/2005 11:59:10 PM

13" rotors are pretty big... I can see they aren't concerned with handling, but the unsprung weight of brakes much bigger than 13" is totally unwarranted for a car that can't handle well enough to utilize 13's.

what the hell are those times for too? 0-60?

[Edited on May 27, 2005 at 1:01 AM. Reason : d]

5/27/2005 12:41:53 AM

thats pretty fruity

5/27/2005 12:56:11 AM

HOT WHEELS

5/27/2005 1:26:52 AM

To answer some questions/concerns in this thread:

1 - I posted them because I like them, especially the green one. They look much better than privately tuned/riced cars in the US. They are serious performance machines, and they look good too. If you look at the bodies, they are pretty much stock, without any stickers, or things sticking out. The only outlandish thing is the wheels, and they are decent.

2 - They aren't made by "niggers", or by Americans. Please read. These are tuned by http://www.geigercars.de , a German tuner specializing in tuning American cars. They even do Corvettes, 300C's and others. Check out their website.

3 - The brakes are 15 inches, not 13 inches.

4 - Yes, those times are for 0-60. Actually, for 0-62 mph (0-100 kmh).

[Edited on May 27, 2005 at 4:08 PM. Reason : ]

5/27/2005 4:07:49 PM

yo they got these new toy hummers, i saw them at k mart



they got big chrome spinners and a bunch of buttons on top so you can mix your own little music

5/27/2005 4:15:16 PM

Quote :

"They are serious performance machines"

is Hummer racing the new thing??

what is the point of the tow hooks?

5/27/2005 8:23:46 PM

Quote :

"If you look at the bodies, they are pretty much stock, without any stickers, or things sticking out."

But they chromed everything that's not painted, even the damn skidplate in the front.

5/28/2005 12:14:12 AM

Quote :

"They aren't made by "niggers", "

riced out like that, the bigger status looking thing, yea.....thats a nigger thing

Quote :

"The brakes are 15 inches, not 13 inches. "

first of all i was just guessing the size of the rotors, second of all, they still look fucking stupid being so small compared to the wheel size, which by the way, regardless of the other mods to the vehicle do not warrant it being a "serious performance machine"

just because somehting has a big supercharged engine and whatever else crap those things have in them, does not make it a "serious performance machine", if it were, then it wouldnt have alll that chromed out crap and extra shit on it

there is no problem with liking something or the way something looks or whatever, just dont make it into something that its not, just because my legs are nice and toned and i can ride my bike pretty damn fast, dont mean that im gonna win any races

5/28/2005 8:27:52 AM

I'd drive either one

5/28/2005 10:05:27 AM

World's fastest hummer:

HUMMER H2 7.0 Kompressor

Corvette V8 7 litres
700 bhp
667 lb-ft
155 mph
0-60 in 6.5 sec
28 inch wheels
3.1 metric tons

8/5/2005 1:53:27 PM

those are kinda hot

8/5/2005 2:18:28 PM

You forgot a stat:

2 mpg

8/5/2005 2:26:35 PM

I just lost my appetite

8/5/2005 2:47:24 PM

I think they're bad ass - I just can't justify that type of money.

8/5/2005 3:05:46 PM

yay for tahoes

8/5/2005 3:43:13 PM

Quote :

"155 mph"

OMG!!! thats bling bling fast!

8/5/2005 4:05:26 PM

all that hp and it's still slow.

8/5/2005 4:33:07 PM

polished turds!

8/5/2005 4:37:58 PM

death to all that is Hummer



except the H1

8/5/2005 5:02:54 PM

Yea you did this shit on an H1 and I might be impressed.

8/5/2005 7:45:29 PM

Quote :

"riced out like that, the bigger status looking thing, yea.....thats a nigger thing "

Must be a craker thing those shits are ugly. Even with those mods I wouldn't waste MY money those. But they did have the sense to put big brakes on it to stop worth a damn. Except for the last one. I'd rock that just cause of the speed.

[Edited on August 8, 2005 at 10:28 AM. Reason : .]

8/8/2005 10:26:13 AM

you forgot "They are still H2's"


all muscle and HP on a heavy ass piece of crap.....


take that $190,000, buy a corvette Z06 and mod it instead.....beat that 0-60 in 6.5 secs

8/8/2005 12:00:14 PM

^AMEN!!!

That's got to be the biggest waste of money I have ever seen, and one of the ugliest things too.


Niggers, what will they think of next?

8/8/2005 12:43:44 PM

^^Or an M5 or M6. Hell Spend 10,000 more and get a Bentley Gontential GT. Freebird read the damn article, Germans not "niggers". Fucking Idiot. Closer to your people than any black person.

8/8/2005 12:50:24 PM

I'd love to see something that big go 0-60 in 6.5.

8/8/2005 1:59:23 PM

^ u are such a homo

8/8/2005 2:04:33 PM

I no! You wanna come let me give you a kiss sweetie ?

8/8/2005 3:06:55 PM