I hope that this isn't too old.
I thought that soapboxers could appreciate it.
http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2

8/18/2005 10:51:23 AM

yeah thats funny

8/18/2005 10:53:30 AM

good one

8/18/2005 11:06:34 AM

Clearly the IF people are reading the ID peoples' paybook.

8/18/2005 11:16:11 AM

I'm against the federal government sticking their hand in state affairs like education, but come on. These evangelical missionaries who want to dictate fact from belief need to be separated from public schools. If they want to teach belief it's called a private school, not a public. Get a clue you crazy midwestern yokels.

8/18/2005 11:20:05 AM

ahahah

8/18/2005 11:32:00 AM

Quote :

""Let's take a look at the evidence," said ECFR senior fellow Gregory Lunsden."In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall—just that they will fall. Then, in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling.""

HAHAHAHAH
It's the exact same logic!

8/18/2005 1:21:56 PM

Get the stickers ready.

8/18/2005 2:00:37 PM

OMG.

Born into Trouble As the Sparks Fly Upward is one of my favourite albums.

8/18/2005 2:24:27 PM

that. funny.

8/18/2005 6:28:39 PM

8/18/2005 8:14:28 PM

from the Onion

Quote :

""Anti-falling physicists have been theorizing for decades about the 'electromagnetic force,' the 'weak nuclear force,' the 'strong nuclear force,' and so-called 'force of gravity,'" Burdett said. "And they tilt their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus.""

from everystudent.com

Quote :

"Today scientists are looking for a grand unified field theory -- glue that brings quantum theory and astrophysics under one force/theory. Consider that God Himself is the unified field they're looking for. It is God Himself who decides that things will work differently on an astronomical level than on a microscopic level."

http://everystudent.com/forum/science.html

8/18/2005 9:13:07 PM

^ sorry but i need to be stoned to read anyting from that site...excuse me

8/18/2005 10:03:22 PM

^ Do you mean everystudent.com ?

8/19/2005 12:40:41 AM

jesus christ

in the future, these nuts will find a fossil of you and one of your parents and they'll say that there's no transition. wtf is the missing link?

8/19/2005 1:20:19 AM