As a self-proclaimed neatfreak and generally obsessively clean person: I am offering my cleaning services to TWW.

I will:
Do your laundry(wash, dry, fold, iron, hang, organize closet)
Dust
Vacuum
Sweep/Mop
Tidy up clutter
handwash dishes
un/load dishwasher
Windex windows
Clean up bathroom

You provide the tools and products and we can negotiate a time and amount for the cleaning services you need. PM or post.

1/4/2006 9:54:05 PM

I'll let you clean my house, but you'd have to drive to Kenly, and it's incredibly messy.

1/4/2006 9:55:49 PM

PM sent.
I'm incredibly broke

1/4/2006 9:58:33 PM

clean naked?

1/4/2006 10:00:39 PM

^Nope

1/4/2006 10:03:42 PM

We really need our dishes cleaned and have no dishwasher.

Though I'm afraid you'd lose any and all respect you have for me if you saw the sink

1/4/2006 10:15:55 PM

Aww, no. I really wouldn't. PM sent

1/4/2006 10:17:27 PM

Do you have transportation? Would you be willing to drive to Holly Springs?

1/4/2006 10:25:18 PM

Yes and Yes. Send me a pm of what you need done, how much you're willing to pay, and we'll figure out a deal.

1/4/2006 10:30:01 PM

can i watch you clean and masturbate?

1/5/2006 12:34:44 AM

^Nope.

I have an appointment tomorrow at 3. What about those dishes, Stein?

1/5/2006 12:36:18 AM

really, the naked is out?

1/5/2006 12:59:08 AM

^REALLY.

I'm broke and then I see a reply and I get all excited because I think someone actually wants my cleaning services and then BAM, let down.

1/5/2006 1:04:20 AM

you should take it as a compliment. plus, you would make much more if you are willing to work naked. try to work a deal with them...like working in a thong or something sexy

1/5/2006 1:09:16 AM

^^^ Was watching the football game, sorry. PM sent

1/5/2006 1:50:12 AM

^^ he's got a point...you could pull it off if you don't mind selling your body a little...it's not like anyone's asking for sex or a lap dance

btw, i wasn't serious about you working naked, but i really don't have anything for you to do...sorry

1/5/2006 2:50:24 AM

Do you clean baseboards and showers?

1/5/2006 9:16:08 AM

selling your body to science is a much better way to make extra cash. i can give you some info if you're interested.

1/5/2006 9:27:26 AM

i really need my laundry done. it smells really bad.

1/5/2006 10:21:12 AM

I am interested having place cleaned. check your PMs

1/5/2006 10:29:17 AM

god you people are lazy slobs.

1/5/2006 10:42:15 AM

Quote :

"Do you clean baseboards and showers?"

Sure do. You provide the materials you want me to use and I'll be happy to clean for the right price. PM me an offer. I have accepted a job for today and one pending for tomorrow so maybe we can work something out between those.

Stein-check your pm's.

luckee37-I have gotten your pm and I'm working on a reply. Give me until tonight.

Quote :

"you should take it as a compliment. plus, you would make much more if you are willing to work naked. try to work a deal with them...like working in a thong or something sexy"

I believe me in normal clothes is sexy enough. And I am flattered although I don't think there is much to fuss about.

Mr E Nigma-Send me a pm with an offer. I'll be glad to wash, dry, fold, hang, organize, or iron.

car_dave-Check pm's.

WHEW!

1/5/2006 10:51:02 AM

^i dont know what to offer for something like this. ive never solicited laundry duty before. ill probably just do it myself.

1/5/2006 11:08:35 AM

I have a large flagpole that needs to be kept clean. It can only be cleaned by saliva and it needs to be handwashed...what do you say?


sorry...

1/5/2006 2:25:14 PM

you could get hundreds to clean naked.

1/5/2006 2:27:26 PM

bttt

1/5/2006 3:16:47 PM

Quote :

"you could get hundreds to clean naked."

1/5/2006 7:08:29 PM

I'm getting lots of offers to clean fully clothed...and that makes me happy.
Keep 'em coming

Quote :

"selling your body to science is a much better way to make extra cash. i can give you some info if you're interested. "

I'm already signed up for an asthma study next Friday. See, I wasn't lying when I said I was broke!

Quote :

"^i dont know what to offer for something like this. ive never solicited laundry duty before. ill probably just do it myself."

Fair enough. PM if you change your mind.

[Edited on January 5, 2006 at 7:49 PM. Reason : add]

1/5/2006 7:45:53 PM

clean one house in bra and thong for the same price of cleaning 10 20 houses fully clothed.

hmmmm.

[Edited on January 5, 2006 at 8:21 PM. Reason : sorry, had to]

1/5/2006 8:19:56 PM

She did a great job today we were much impressed

1/5/2006 8:24:45 PM

^Thanks ladies, my pleasure

I have derived a price list and a per hour rate so we can see how those work for anyone who is interested. Send me a pm and I'll get with you.

1/5/2006 9:05:54 PM

Quote :

"^i dont know what to offer for something like this. ive never solicited laundry duty before. ill probably just do it myself. "

There's a laundrymat in Cary that charges $.99 a pound or $.95 if you bring your own detergent.

1/6/2006 12:05:36 AM

I will assume that you're trying to give him a quote, not take away business from a broke college student.

[Edited on January 6, 2006 at 12:13 AM. Reason : .]

1/6/2006 12:08:25 AM

i have a knob that needs polishing

1/6/2006 12:14:50 AM

Shame Donny.

1/6/2006 12:17:56 AM

hey when you're throwing 'em right down the middle of the plate like this it'd be a shame NOT to smack it out the park


but if i lived in raleigh i'd put you to work. sorry babe.

1/6/2006 12:20:47 AM

Quote :

"I'm broke. Let me clean your house."

................

Yeah, lots of room for intrepretation.

Thanks though.

1/6/2006 12:23:30 AM

my bathtub needs some scrubbing. No matter what I do, I can't clean it.

What's your price?

1/6/2006 12:51:30 AM

bttt

1/6/2006 4:51:49 PM

Quote :

"my bathtub needs some scrubbing. No matter what I do, I can't clean it. What's your price?"

Curry stains won't come out gargs?

pawprint should avoid this one^

1/6/2006 5:02:37 PM

Quote :

"I will assume that you're trying to give him a quote, not take away business from a broke college student. "

I gain nothing by having you wash his clothes or the laundrymat in Cary. Dude said he had never solicited laundry business before and didn't know what to pay. I gave him something to go on. If you can't compete with those prices I'll be be glad to tell him where the place is. Or maybe you can work something out with him where you can charge more than that but make it worth it to him...

1/6/2006 6:22:31 PM

whatever d00d. I was just trying to help.

1/6/2006 7:25:08 PM

pawprint just got done doing all my dishes and she did an amazing job. They were covered with months of dirt, grime, and mold and she took care of them all like a champ.

I highly recommend her.

1/6/2006 7:48:14 PM

Before:


After:



^Thanks Andrew~

1/6/2006 8:08:26 PM

Wow those are some lazy ass people.

1/6/2006 8:34:02 PM

^They are not. Their whole house was immaculate except for the sink.

Everyone else just needs a little help....and that's what I'm here for!

1/7/2006 2:02:44 AM

1/7/2006 4:30:37 AM

Too bad you don't have a house in Raleigh!

1/7/2006 1:30:38 PM

I think I will take you up on this soon.

1/7/2006 2:23:46 PM

SET EM UP

1/7/2006 7:55:55 PM