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"According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators."

Please remove this from the Jokes section, because it is crippling my enjoyment of said section.

3/25/2002 9:07:47 AM

i think... when i clicked on this thread... the absolute LAST thing i expected to see... was a joke

3/25/2002 9:10:32 AM

I read through that whole fucking pseudo-pithy thing expecting a punchline. I feel like I was getting a blowjob and the girl just walked away.

3/25/2002 9:12:43 AM

I thought it was decent except for saying that they were grade 12... that doesn't really make sense, but whatever

3/25/2002 10:02:40 AM

The point is that it's not a joke. It's not funny at all.

3/25/2002 10:07:58 AM

i've seen worse jokes, that one is pretty weak though

3/25/2002 10:12:15 AM

that is one of those jokes an old professor would tell to start off class.

3/25/2002 10:15:59 AM

IT IS NOT A JOKE AT ALL.

3/25/2002 10:17:19 AM

we know its not a joke, but come on.......... that is funny as hell!!

3/25/2002 1:21:41 PM

i find it funny.

3/25/2002 3:18:31 PM

that's more of a halfway humerous story than a joke

3/25/2002 3:27:37 PM

well now why don't we make a whole new section just for you froshie, it'll be the "mildy humorous anecdotes" section

3/25/2002 3:42:19 PM

great joke!

3/25/2002 3:44:31 PM

Fine, motherfucker, then I'm gonna start posting science fiction stories in Tech Talk and scans from old issues of NFL Superpro (the comic book) in Sports Talk.

3/25/2002 4:05:27 PM

AHHH.......

3/25/2002 4:09:45 PM

wow...

someone else actually knows what Superpro is...

amazing

3/25/2002 4:23:53 PM

SUPERPRO WAS THE CRUNK!

[Edited on March 25, 2002 at 4:36 PM. Reason : !]

3/25/2002 4:36:38 PM

i've got issue 1 lying arouund somewhere back home... didn't read any others though

3/25/2002 4:37:54 PM

I had, like, two issues, I think. The origin issue and the one where he fought the big football player on those wack super-steroids.

3/25/2002 4:40:13 PM

weren't those the ONLY two issues?

3/25/2002 6:32:57 PM

Wow, complete run of the series, then. Heh, eBay, here I come!

3/25/2002 6:36:38 PM

dude the fact that that ISNT a joke makes it waaaay more funny...

3/25/2002 6:37:09 PM

Maybe if you have Down syndrome.

3/25/2002 6:41:05 PM

Don't you have better things to bitch about?

Shit, at least I bitch about worthwhile stuff.

3/26/2002 12:42:22 PM

yeah that joke really does suck. i was really tired when i activated it

3/26/2002 4:03:40 PM

bullshit, that joke is funny as hell

3/27/2002 1:48:04 AM