I will clean your house, watch your kids, wash your car paint, refinish, pretty much anything that doesn't involved sexual gratification. I need some money, so if you need pretty much anything done around the house, I'm your girl.

As far as babysitting goes, I am CPR and First Aid certified, and I have local references. Thanks!

1/26/2007 1:12:05 AM

bump

1/28/2007 2:15:07 PM

whats your definition of sexual gratification?

1/28/2007 2:18:19 PM

if you are looking to make real cash quick, and can stretch both you and your definition such that anything goes as long as no contact is made, then you might make some money.

1/28/2007 2:21:17 PM

I wonder if they do like, guest stripping anywhere. I don't want to be a stripper, but I might be a guest stripper, lol. Is anyone on here a stripper? No contact would be key.

My definition of sexual gratification is what you learned in health class...pretty much anything that should involve a condom, but generally doesn't, lol.

1/28/2007 2:38:54 PM

POST PICS OF YOURSELF

1/28/2007 2:55:47 PM

hmm...I can think of quite a few things that don't require a condom.

1/28/2007 3:15:16 PM

be a cam whore

1/28/2007 4:15:58 PM

Quote :

"be a cam whore"

1/28/2007 4:39:58 PM

damn

[Edited on January 28, 2007 at 11:19 PM. Reason : a]

1/28/2007 11:19:01 PM

wish i had read this earlier...i had someone clean my place today

1/29/2007 12:45:37 AM

would you go on a date with me to make my ex jealous?

1/29/2007 1:20:06 AM

lol i should give you $5 just for entertaining me during this boring ass 8am

1/29/2007 9:02:54 AM

there was a funny article in jane about a girl that needed $1k in a week. I recommend peddling mixed drinks at tailgates or superbowls, perhaps while wearing provocative clothing.

1/29/2007 9:10:12 AM

superbowls?

1/29/2007 9:11:26 AM

dont make funna me I SAID ITS AN 8AM CLASS

1/29/2007 9:15:33 AM

god i wish i would have seen this this weekend
i could have used some help cleaning my old apt.

do you fold clothes and do laundry
i have not purchased a washer and dryer yet and i am going to need some light loads washed, dryed and folded

1/29/2007 9:24:24 AM

Yes...I'll do pretty much whatever. I backed into someone's car and I can't go through my insurance because my parents pay it, so I'm going to pay out of pocket. I don't know the estimate yet, but I have a feeling it's going to be high.

Computer...haha, sure I'll be your date....do you prefer the trashy, or classy look, as I can do both...lol

As for anything else...um, I'll clean your house in the outfit(read, clothes) of your choice for an extra fee. I also have pretty good acting skills, so if you need a pretend live-in servant to convince your friends you are rich, cocktail server for your poker game, hot date to make your ex jealous and/or convince your mother you are straight, etc. These are also options along with the hard labor.

1/29/2007 10:19:17 PM

^ haha that sucks!

what kind of car was it that you hit?

1/29/2007 10:35:44 PM

Is this you?

1/29/2007 10:41:56 PM

definitely not...it was a Nissan, I believe.

1/29/2007 11:15:07 PM

no pics no pay

1/29/2007 11:20:20 PM

I don't know how to link one to the message board...<---n00b

1/29/2007 11:23:07 PM

There's one in my gallery

1/29/2007 11:26:04 PM

1/29/2007 11:45:38 PM

Wow...just wow...

1/30/2007 12:13:04 AM

oh damn. You just opened up the flood gates for the tdub creeps.

1/30/2007 1:33:17 AM

yeah...I immediately regretted that decision, and took it down...guess you'll have to take me on faith, kids...

1/30/2007 1:50:59 AM

no one got the picture
you do know that once you upload a picture, you cant just remove it from your gallery
it stays on the server

1/30/2007 9:46:19 AM

Based on what ^ said....Any chance this is it?



[Edited on January 30, 2007 at 11:08 AM. Reason : Felt bad and removed pic.]

1/30/2007 10:44:25 AM

im having a superbowl party this weekend, if you want to be a part time stripper for like 10 guys for like $200

1/30/2007 11:17:49 AM

I can't see that pic....but no, I didn't know that.

1/30/2007 11:18:20 AM

actually nevermind i just facebooked you sorry

1/30/2007 11:24:06 AM

dumb fucking noobs.

1/30/2007 11:49:29 AM

how could you facebook me when my name isn't in my profile?

1/30/2007 1:37:40 PM

bump-for real, if anyone needs me, pm.

1/30/2007 8:47:42 PM

I'll pay you $20 if you go break Hansbrough's leg before saturday.

1/30/2007 9:23:43 PM

this thread is useless without pics

1/30/2007 11:00:31 PM

she's not bad.

1/30/2007 11:01:03 PM

PM Sent

1/30/2007 11:05:08 PM

^^haha....thanks...

1/31/2007 12:26:30 PM

Quote :

"how could you facebook me when my name isn't in my profile?"

Because you have your first name in your profile and you can search for NC State students by that. It's not like your first name is common.

1/31/2007 4:04:27 PM

yeah, except it isn't my real name

1/31/2007 11:26:42 PM

Someone else posted your real name in another thread. You've also identified yourself pretty well without that, which is how she found you in the first place.

1/31/2007 11:29:21 PM

my offer still stands. I'll even raise it to $40.

2/1/2007 12:08:11 AM

^haha....I wish. Hell, I'll even chip in if you can find someone.

2/1/2007 1:13:21 AM

^I'll do it with you...for free...but there's no guarantees that I'll strip...in fact, i'm sure no one wants to see my male nipples so I'll just sit back and join the spectators

2/1/2007 4:07:03 AM

bttt

2/2/2007 1:06:57 AM

this chick's name is catie pike, not rhiannon taylor.

Even with the false name in her profile, it's not hard to figure out who she really is.

2/2/2007 10:09:16 AM

damn, called out.

2/2/2007 12:42:26 PM