What is a website that does all of those dirty sex terms- like "screaming seagull, etc"?

8/31/2007 12:33:23 AM

the google

8/31/2007 12:33:49 AM

http://www.powdermonster.com/amusing/txt/obscene.php

8/31/2007 12:34:42 AM

Magdelene

8/31/2007 12:35:40 AM

^ wrong thread?

8/31/2007 12:37:07 AM

http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/

i think, it didnt pull up for me when i tried it just now

8/31/2007 2:08:52 AM

urbandictionary.com?

8/31/2007 3:15:47 PM

thewolfweb.com

8/31/2007 3:17:05 PM

Alaskan Fire Dragon - Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the Alaskan fire dragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, cum in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth at the same time. Then whisper in her ear "I have syphilis" so she spews it out her nose. lol

8/31/2007 3:48:11 PM

Atomic Nut Drop - You're getting brains from a chick while standing near a window, at least on the 3rd floor. Right as you are about to spurt, you throw her out the window, and proceed to spurt, trying to hit her body three or more stories down

8/31/2007 4:19:40 PM

wasn't there a long ass thread about this?

somebody find it

11/19/2007 8:40:51 PM

Quote :

"Angry Pirate - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on a girl. With exquisite aim you launch your load into her eyeball. You then swiftly kick her in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one eyed, one legged "angry pirate"."

11/19/2007 9:10:25 PM

thats fucking hilarious

11/19/2007 9:16:26 PM

TURDWORDS

http://www.turdwords.com/

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11/19/2007 9:20:22 PM

Access Denied Error - When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick, he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (a.k.a. Blocking the Box, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).

11/19/2007 9:24:07 PM

http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/

11/19/2007 9:34:23 PM

Baltimore Beatdown - When you are banging a chick, you tear off her arms and legs, and so she thus becomes one giant boner. That is, her torso is now and extension of your bone. For added effect, begin punching the chicks torso now propped up on your bone until she pukes. Thus, it is as though the gigantic boner is coming.

11/20/2007 12:11:48 AM

Crimson Hindu:the act of having sex with a menstrating woman, removing your unit and dotting your partner's forhead with the tip and leaving some blood

11/20/2007 1:50:36 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com

11/20/2007 2:04:52 AM

upper deck • Rating: 7.25 out of 146 total votes • Tried it? Yes 69%, No 31%, out of 35 total votes • Comments(15)

Next time you're at the house of someone you hate, take a wicked shit in the top part of the toilet. They'll go insane trying to figure out where that stench is coming from.

11/20/2007 8:42:00 AM

The Tortoise - When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did.

11/25/2007 12:56:25 PM

bmp

2/18/2008 9:52:55 AM

Spider-Man - When a girl is giving a guy head, and right before he comes into her mouth, he pushes her away, and comes into his hand, and throws it at the girls face, and says "SPIDER-MAN!"

2/18/2008 9:57:04 AM

wow to the tortoise

2/18/2008 9:58:12 AM

Roman Helmet - When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.

2/18/2008 9:58:17 AM

ahahaha

2/18/2008 9:59:34 AM

wow to the tortoise

2/18/2008 10:18:41 AM

wow to the tortoise

2/18/2008 12:09:32 PM