TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
Created by a friend of mine in Chapel Hill....
Quote : | "Let me preface this by saying that I know I will die of a heart attack at a young age, you don't have to tell me. But I have two words for you:
Chicken McNugget Burger. With Cheese.
I had this glorious idea tonight that hit me in the face harder than an 8 roper from Peter North. It's so genius, yet so simple. I am genuinely angry that it took me this much of my life to come up with it, when I could have been enjoying this delicious goodness all along.
Here's how it goes. Order a double cheese burger and a 4 piece Chicken McNugget. Remove the pickles, because if you know me at all, you know I say "fuck pickles". In addition, remove one of the patties, and feed it to your dog. He/she/it will love you forever. The double cheeseburger costs exactly one penny more than the single cheeseburger, so if I can buy my dog's love for a penny, I'm all up on's.
Next comes the tricky part. I tried my DAMNEDEST to fit all 4 McNuggs in a single layer on top of the burger...the best I was able to do was to get 3.5, with a partial nugget to tide me over during the construction phase. That .5 nugget was all that stood between me being placated, and chewing off my fucking hand. Once you have layered the chicken mcnuggety goodness on top of the burger, then slather a good bit of sweet 'n' sour sauce all over the top of it. replace the bun, and commence to scarfing.
I am having trouble writing this right now because of the enormous erection I have that is keeping me from seeing the keyboard. I swear on all that's holy, I think I cried a little while eating this. It was like the hand of God took away some of the burdens of life and left some artery plaque in it's place. I think while I was eating this, I saw the ghosts of the Hamburgler, Ronald McDonald, and Ray Kroc all standing there smiling at me like the end of Return of the Jedi.
I suggest you go out right now and have one. Or SEVEN. I am strongly considering having a formal sit down dinner, inviting the heads of state of all the major middle eastern countries, and letting the Israeli prime minister hand each of them one of these. You wanna talk about a road map to peace? There would be a giant rainbow over the whole middle east, shaped like the McDonalds golden arches.
The only question that remains, is what name is befitting of a sandwich this sexy? I say "The McChick Burger"
Have any better suggestions?" |
10/4/2007 8:49:42 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
words/story 10/4/2007 8:51:33 PM |
humandrive All American 18286 Posts user info edit post |
tl;dr 10/4/2007 8:52:11 PM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
You are all very lazy 10/4/2007 8:52:47 PM |
One All American 10570 Posts user info edit post |
You're kinda like the people handing out fliers in the streets. I DON'T WANT YOUR SHIT 10/4/2007 8:53:03 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
your friend is a faggot
[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 8:55 PM. Reason : grrr. I'm usually vigilant on the your/you're thing] 10/4/2007 8:53:20 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
wow
i thought my "peeps and candy corn burger" was a masterpiece 10/4/2007 8:53:50 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "a friend of mine in Chapel Hill" |
TRAITOR!!110/4/2007 8:53:55 PM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
^ Eh, he doesn't go to school there...
[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 8:56 PM. Reason : ] 10/4/2007 8:54:03 PM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18948 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Remove the pickles, because if you know me at all, you know I say "fuck pickles"" |
I don't know this person, but I agree.10/4/2007 8:54:06 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
i only eat bread and butter pickles 10/4/2007 8:55:21 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck no, pickles are good. Perhaps not awesome, but they are worthy of being on a burger. 10/4/2007 8:55:30 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
I lol'd 10/4/2007 8:55:56 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
see I would try this but you don't get monopoly pieces on mcnuggets or double cheeseburgers 10/4/2007 8:55:57 PM |
puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "In addition, remove one of the patties, and feed it to your dog. He/she/it will love you forever." |
yay! I love feeding my dog unhealthy food.
and wait? the burger gave him an erection? and he cried while eating it? 10/4/2007 8:57:46 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
^ And he knows what it's like to take a facial shot from Peter North.. I told you he was a fag 10/4/2007 8:58:31 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
1) That actually sounds pretty good.
B) I used to feed my dog Char Grill all the time. 10/4/2007 8:58:48 PM |
phishnlou All American 13446 Posts user info edit post |
i found this amusing 10/4/2007 8:58:56 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
words/story 10/4/2007 8:59:48 PM |
One All American 10570 Posts user info edit post |
OMG CALL PETA !!! The dog is eating unhealthy foodz
10/4/2007 9:00:36 PM |
DeeDee21 All American 9905 Posts user info edit post |
fucking 10/4/2007 9:01:43 PM |
parsonsb All American 13206 Posts user info edit post |
too bad mcchicken nuggets suck 10/4/2007 9:01:54 PM |
dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
what a strange friend 10/4/2007 9:02:36 PM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
QUIT BITCHING. we get that you're lazy.10/4/2007 9:04:37 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
And the funny part is that mcchicken nuggets are only like 30% actual chicken. The rest is just random shit that they throw in there. 10/4/2007 9:07:18 PM |
puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "OMG CALL PETA !!! The dog is eating unhealthy foodz" |
peta doesn't care. they don't want you to have pets anyways. by the way, your image doesn't show up.
^do you know what that random stuff is?10/4/2007 9:10:24 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
I use to, there was an article about it on the internets a while back. 10/4/2007 9:17:04 PM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
I HAVE THE NAME:
THE McNURGER
or THE CHICKEN McNURGER
BTW, they're not McChicken Nuggets, they're Chicken McNuggets (unless something has recently changed)
[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 9:22 PM. Reason : ] 10/4/2007 9:17:39 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
^ That would cause race riots in some places. lol 10/4/2007 9:18:32 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41754 Posts user info edit post |
10/10 thread will definitely try 10/4/2007 11:30:37 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "your friend is a faggot" |
10/4/2007 11:32:37 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Mcdonalds bugrers are nasty and disgusting.
Doing this with a whopper jr or jr bacon cheeseburger would be a good idea though. 10/4/2007 11:37:06 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
whatta loser
he has to look at his keyboard to type 10/4/2007 11:46:47 PM |
392 Suspended 2488 Posts user info edit post |
not so good on a burger
but if you're adding chicken
you should leave them
oh yeah
bbq sauce in chicken salad is good
but, strangely, not if it has pickles10/5/2007 12:46:06 AM |
statered All American 2298 Posts user info edit post |
this is fucking stupid 10/5/2007 12:54:10 AM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
I read this as McChicken Nugent Burger.
10/5/2007 1:50:03 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
I'll tell you what's good in chicken salad.
Worcestershire sauce.
This is the recipie I used to make chicken salad when I cooked at a country club
Chicken breast, cut in 1/2" cubes Chopped red onion Chopped celery Mayo White pepper Worcestershire sauce
That's it, and it's the best chicken salad I have ever had in my life. 10/5/2007 1:55:00 AM |
supercat329 All American 8453 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "But I have two words for you:
Chicken McNugget Burger. With Cheese." |
your friend can't count very well10/5/2007 8:49:16 AM |
Amiblondee All American 1521 Posts user info edit post |
this really isnt new, ive been watching my brother do this for years, and its fucking disgusting.
other varieties -
the arbys roastbeef/chicken and the chick fil a triple stack with bacon and cheese. 10/5/2007 9:13:48 AM |
themodist Suspended 1013 Posts user info edit post |
though mildly creative, your friend isn't funny. 10/5/2007 9:42:46 AM |
joe17669 All American 22728 Posts user info edit post |
not funny but sounds pretty good. i'll try it 10/5/2007 10:49:25 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
He's trying too hard to write like Maddox. 10/5/2007 10:51:34 AM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
It's not as legendary as the McDonalds Surf & turf.
For that, you take a Quarter Pounder and all associated toppings, as well as a Filet O Fish, with Tartar Sauce, and "enjoy" 10/5/2007 11:25:04 AM |
mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
^Jack Black gets that plus a chicken patty, all on one sandwich. He like to consume as many animals as he can at one time. 10/5/2007 11:29:41 AM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
well, i havent seen that consumed in person. Whereas I've seen a timed challenge for eating the surf & turf 10/5/2007 11:44:18 AM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
^,^^ nice 10/5/2007 12:23:36 PM |