*ahem*

I mean, could you seriously date (and eventually marry) someone that was a ho?
would you forever think less of them?

11/9/2007 11:51:47 AM

theres a reason why people say that you " cant turn a ho into a housewife ". Its been tried before. And it never succeeds.

11/9/2007 11:53:15 AM

thing is, once a ho, always a ho.

11/9/2007 11:53:49 AM

I'm looking for more of a why or why not answer

11/9/2007 11:54:06 AM

Do you mean figuratively a ho? Like she gets around a lot or has slept with a bunch of guys?

Or do you mean literally, a woman who fucks for money?

11/9/2007 11:54:23 AM

i only associate with hos

so it looks like im fucked when i look for a wife

11/9/2007 11:54:38 AM

no

11/9/2007 11:54:47 AM

^^^ slept around a lot

but honestly, the difference between the two is minuscule. Women sleep with men to get one thing or another a lot of the time (which eventually equates to $$)....
or so I'm beginning to think

11/9/2007 11:54:49 AM

this thread title should have been

MARTHA STEWART THAT HO

11/9/2007 11:55:26 AM

ah, the age-old question

11/9/2007 11:56:11 AM

hos don't ack right

11/9/2007 11:56:13 AM

Quote :

"^ slept around a lot"

Usually means they're carrying a lot of baggage and have serious low self-esteem issues. Ones you'll never resolve.

So my answer is not just no...

BUT AN EMPHATIC "HELL FUCKING NO"

11/9/2007 11:57:24 AM

Quote :

"Usually means they're carrying a lot of baggage"

aha, no shit zxappeal

11/9/2007 11:58:51 AM

maybe if the ho experienced some god life changing event. Like that ho that became a preacher.

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 12:05 PM. Reason : x]

11/9/2007 12:00:39 PM

^Further evidence of bats in the belfry, sir.

11/9/2007 12:02:05 PM

do any females want to comment on this?

even ones that are hoes......and especially the ones that are hoes, but don't consider themselves to be

11/9/2007 12:03:52 PM

your mom would but shes under my desk right now

11/9/2007 12:05:01 PM

Quote :

"experienced some god life changing even"

11/9/2007 12:05:05 PM

If she had cleaning/cooking/laundry OCD fetish, then maybe a 1.3% chance.

But Too Short says, that bitch will be right back, fuckin with them gangsters.

I'd tend to go with what he says. After all, he was a pimp. He would know.

11/9/2007 12:07:24 PM

How many is a lot?


Also, BLOW THA WHISTLE!

11/9/2007 12:09:05 PM

I know this girl that was arguably one of the biggest hoes in SRHS history. She has been with the same dude for years now and has totally changed her appearance.

It can happen. I guess my concern would be if you are gonna be hitting it on the regular (possibly forever) you are most likely not gonna be bagging it up every single time.

Demand a recent STD test results page.

11/9/2007 12:10:08 PM

^^ I don't think it's wise to get into that whole "how many is a lot?" debate seeing how I honestly want to hear what you all think about this topic

11/9/2007 12:11:30 PM

Gonna go with it depends.

I mean, if she went through a phase, or however you want to say it, where she did her thing, grew out of it, and has changed, why would you hold that against her?

I think that she'd have to have stopped acting like a ho prior to trying to turn her though, or that would backfire.

Plus, if you have some history of man-whoring it up, who are you to judge her for what she did in her past? (Not aimed at any one in particular, just in general)

11/9/2007 12:15:45 PM

Quote :

"Plus, if you have some history of man-whoring it up, who are you to judge her for what she did in her past?"

Exactly.

11/9/2007 12:17:25 PM

thank you for the input. I agree to some degree. However, that doesn't really apply to this thread (for reasons that are probably too complicated to understand).

Any other comments?

11/9/2007 12:26:03 PM

it depends how much she charges for doing the dishes/cooking/childcare while still putting out as if she was a ho...

Quote :

"Demand a recent STD test results page. "

you need to just go get a new one for hos, that shit is minute to minute

11/9/2007 12:35:41 PM

Use condoms until at least 3 months into the relationship and then get the test. Teh AIDS can take as long as 3 months to show up on a test.

11/9/2007 1:00:14 PM

damn, I thought this was an amsterdam thread, g.

11/9/2007 1:02:41 PM

short answer EMCE, no

11/9/2007 1:10:25 PM

so if you can't turn a ho into a house wife...

then what is a house wife before she is one? Cause virgins are few and far between nowadays, she's had to have been something else before....

11/9/2007 1:19:38 PM

define ho plz

11/9/2007 1:24:28 PM

Depends on a number of things, not least whether she's been having so much sex because she just enjoys sex, or because she's got issues. I think too many people jump to the conclusion that any girl who has casual sex for fun is damaged in the head somehow, while any guy who does is perfectly normal.

Now, just because of my various moral and health standards, I'm still going to be leery of a girl who is willing to sleep around in order to get her sex fix, and honestly it bugs me when guys do the same. But I can be friends with man-whores, so, if there are enough good qualities about the girl, I could conceivably marry a woman-whore.

11/9/2007 1:31:30 PM

^ agree

11/9/2007 1:49:49 PM

definitely not. possibly insane explanation follows:

the jackleg theory of ho/housewife states that its a gene or something, and i think this theory can be applied to some situations where females are "acting irrationally" or "doing crazy shit" etc. its like turning a wild animal into a house pet. ha ha, you can't take a fox out of the woods and bring it inside and expect everything to be normal. even if it seems that you and the fox get along well.

i mean, it might be ok with it for a while... the fox might even come try to be petted like a cat or a dog, but every time it has the instinct to go be outside in its natural state, its gonna flip out and just destroy everything in the house until you figure out that the behavior means it wants to go. this is the part of the theory that explains why the wild woman will give responses such as "its not you, its me", and "i dont know why i do that" etc.

the creature outside of its natural comfort zone might very well benefit from, and even enjoy some of the things that come from living like a domesticated animal. but unless it was born to be domesticated, there are going to be times when it suddenly decides that it needs to be in the wild, and it will rip your head off, if necessary, to get out the door and back into the forest.

many people try, few come close, but all eventually fail. cause you cant turn a ho into a housewife. cause after a certain period of domestication, they will revert back to what they were, and they will bite your head off for no reason and then leave. and when they do, they will be so disoriented from being a housewife for so long that they will mate with the entire population of foxes.

by jackleg.

11/9/2007 1:50:33 PM

Quote :

"then what is a house wife before she is one? Cause virgins are few and far between nowadays, she's had to have been something else before...."

there's no middle ground?

11/9/2007 1:51:14 PM

^ Of course not, all women are whores (according to TWW)!

Quote :

"once a ho, always a ho"

This, however, is true.

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:54 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2007 1:53:37 PM

i would like to make it clear that my theory only applies to hos and not women in general. and that there is a pretty big difference between the two.

also not being a virgin hardly qualifies someone as a ho. as for the amount of hos in the tww population, i am fortunate to not have a way to accurately estimate that number.

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 2:03 PM. Reason : ^oh i read that wrong to say that we thought all tww girls were hos. oops]

11/9/2007 2:02:35 PM

if you've fucked more than 10 guys then you's a hoe

11/9/2007 2:05:15 PM

Quote :

"the jackleg theory of ho/housewife states that its a gene or something, and i think this theory can be applied to some situations where females are "acting irrationally" or "doing crazy shit" etc. its like turning a wild animal into a house pet. ha ha, you can't take a fox out of the woods and bring it inside and expect everything to be normal. even if it seems that you and the fox get along well. i mean, it might be ok with it for a while... the fox might even come try to be petted like a cat or a dog, but every time it has the instinct to go be outside in its natural state, its gonna flip out and just destroy everything in the house until you figure out that the behavior means it wants to go. this is the part of the theory that explains why the wild woman will give responses such as "its not you, its me", and "i dont know why i do that" etc. the creature outside of its natural comfort zone might very well benefit from, and even enjoy some of the things that come from living like a domesticated animal. but unless it was born to be domesticated, there are going to be times when it suddenly decides that it needs to be in the wild, and it will rip your head off, if necessary, to get out the door and back into the forest. many people try, few come close, but all eventually fail. cause you cant turn a ho into a housewife. cause after a certain period of domestication, they will revert back to what they were, and they will bite your head off for no reason and then leave. and when they do, they will be so disoriented from being a housewife for so long that they will mate with the entire population of foxes."

/thread

11/9/2007 2:07:00 PM

Quote :

"I'm looking for more of a why or why not answer"

Tried this with photography. Does not fly.

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 2:14 PM. Reason : On TWW anyway.]

11/9/2007 2:14:17 PM

Quote :

"NC86 All American 899 Posts user info edit post if you've fucked more than 10 guys then you's a hoe "

so a woman who is 35 and has fucked 10 guys is a "hoe", but a woman who is 18 and has fucked 9 guys isnt....

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 2:18 PM. Reason : sp]

11/9/2007 2:18:15 PM

i forgot to mention below the age of 22.... see the thread i made.

11/9/2007 2:25:42 PM

^lmao, you're funny. So a girl who has fun in college is a ho.

11/9/2007 2:28:20 PM

she definitely qualifies for the ho position more than a girl who "doesnt have fun in college"

unless youre getting a degree in learning how to fuck... otherwise you might be missing the point of college

11/9/2007 2:30:17 PM

clearly sylvershadow is a hoe

11/9/2007 2:33:58 PM

I don't quite understand why y'all care so much.

11/9/2007 2:34:35 PM

So can you turn a "pimp" (as defined by nc86) into decent husband?

11/9/2007 2:36:48 PM

Unlike "hoe," "pimp" is typically considered positive.

Why? Well, that's a good question.

11/9/2007 2:40:30 PM

jackleg wins

11/9/2007 2:44:16 PM

wihch has a greater chance for success?

ho ------> housewife

or

housewife ----> ho

11/9/2007 2:44:54 PM