What is the one thing a fugly lady can say to you, in your opinion, to convince you to have sex with her?

No instant wise ass replies, please.

11/18/2007 9:03:07 PM

LOOK

YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GET LAID

GIVE UP THE DREAM

11/18/2007 9:03:43 PM

"I'll brown bag it and never tell anyone"?

11/18/2007 9:04:07 PM

she would have to say that she wanted it right now and no one was around to hear her say that

also, no one would find out

and it would depend on my level of desperation

 

[Edited on November 18, 2007 at 9:15 PM. Reason : 

11/18/2007 9:04:08 PM

Define "fugly".

11/18/2007 9:07:06 PM

Me.

11/18/2007 9:08:06 PM

just get him drunk

11/18/2007 9:08:20 PM

so thats what ive been doing wrong... hmmm, interesting

11/18/2007 9:09:09 PM

$1000 cash might work.

11/18/2007 9:09:23 PM

with the possible exception of "we're both gonna die," there's no phrase that would convince me to have sex with someone-i-wouldn't-have-sex-with

11/18/2007 9:09:28 PM

just get him drunk

11/18/2007 9:09:58 PM

Loose weight, get a makeover, stop smoking, etc.

11/18/2007 9:10:59 PM

"i like politics, i love cnn the most of the 3, i dont really care for religion too much, i like to go outside, i like to have a committed relationship, I have a good job, i'll make you quit smoking cigarettes, i'll make u do school work and shit, i'll clean your apartment, i'll do your laundry, i dont mine crunk music and i want to be with you

11/18/2007 9:12:34 PM

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"What is the one thing a fugly lady can say to you, in your opinion, to convince you to have sex with her?"

^^ &+

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"LOOK YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GET LAID GIVE UP THE DREAM"

Ernie, you are a very intelligent man and I enjoyed class with you. But you are a complete let-down on this site.

[Edited on November 18, 2007 at 9:17 PM. Reason : .]

11/18/2007 9:12:41 PM

"My dad is Bill Gates."

11/18/2007 9:13:42 PM

^that one is way better than the one i said

11/18/2007 9:14:17 PM

dude seriously...if i was bill gates i would have enough money to have a great life

11/18/2007 9:56:46 PM

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""My dad is Bill Gates.""

11/18/2007 9:58:45 PM

my favorite

"my bed broke can I sleep in yours?"

11/18/2007 9:59:01 PM

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"if i was bill gates i would have enough money to have a great life"

yep, the world is full of starving people and you have enough money to make millionaires out of 56,000 people--hell, that's depressing to me and i'm poor

[Edited on November 18, 2007 at 10:00 PM. Reason : &]

11/18/2007 9:59:56 PM

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""My dad is Bill Gates.""

well considering that he is going to follow warren buffett's example of just leaving his kids enough so that they will do something and not enough so that they do nothing, dont plan on getting anything

11/18/2007 10:00:16 PM

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"my favorite "my bed broke can I sleep in yours?""

^

means u fugly

11/18/2007 10:00:25 PM

maybe his kids will run for president one day

11/18/2007 10:01:29 PM

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"well considering that he is going to follow warren buffett's example of just leaving his kids enough so that they will do something and not enough so that they do nothing, dont plan on getting anything "

i am buying that not on dad's money but dad's genes

[Edited on November 18, 2007 at 10:02 PM. Reason : ,]

11/18/2007 10:02:08 PM

forget pick up lines. Ever heard of rohipnol?

11/18/2007 10:03:04 PM

speaking from experience there homie?

11/18/2007 10:04:19 PM

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"What is Rohipnol? * A benzodiazepine related to Valium and used in many countries to induce sleep. * Illegal in the U.S. In the near future, it will be placed legally in the same category as heroin. * Strongly sedating and sleep inducing. * Strong effect on memory. May have memory loss for several hours after ingestion. * Effects markedly increase when combined with alcohol. * Tasteless and odorless. Dissolves readily in liquid. * Also called : Roachies, La Rocha, Rope, Rib Roche, Roofies, Mexican Valium, R-2, Ralph, and Roach-2. (Not to be confused with marijuana.) * White tablet with “Roche” and a circled 1 or 2 on one side, and a scored cross on the other. * Has been used to make men and women vulnerable to crimes )rape, assault, robbery, etc) and unable to remember the event. How does it act? * Produces drowsiness in 20-30 minutes with maximum effect in about 2 hours. * Effects last up to 6-8 hours. "

11/18/2007 10:04:23 PM

sounds kinda like tylenol pm

11/18/2007 10:05:02 PM

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""I'll brown bag it and never tell anyone""

11/18/2007 10:20:29 PM

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"forget pick up lines. Ever heard of rohipnol?"

11/18/2007 10:22:36 PM

^^haha that ones pretty funny in a somewhat gross way

11/18/2007 10:23:42 PM

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"speaking from experience there homie?"

naw, I normally just hit them with a club and drag them back to my cave.

11/18/2007 10:29:30 PM

well, it worked for ted bundy...

11/18/2007 10:30:56 PM

hahahahhahahahahah

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""I'll brown bag it and never tell anyone"?"

sounds like someone is talking from experience here.

11/18/2007 10:33:29 PM

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"just get him drunk"

That's how I get all my dudes!!!

11/18/2007 11:31:22 PM

I don't know why. But I feel the need to buy you a steak and give you a blowjob. Eh?

11/18/2007 11:33:39 PM

I bet emce has used that one a time or two, eh?

11/18/2007 11:34:21 PM

^^ That, but she can't be fat. And also must be disease free. And taking birth control would help a ton too.

11/18/2007 11:36:26 PM

^^


we're supposed to be friends. Why would you say something like that?

11/18/2007 11:36:39 PM

I only say it because I'm secretly in love with you.

11/18/2007 11:38:29 PM

find a dude that's plowed
and emotionally vulnerable

11/18/2007 11:39:26 PM

I love you too. Every since you sent me that christmas card

11/18/2007 11:40:15 PM

teehee


I know you love my hot handwriting.

11/18/2007 11:42:02 PM

hahahha

for the past couple of years, I've felt like a fucking jerk for saying that
it was one of those times when the internet met real life. I just didn't know how to handle the situation.



Hey, at least I went to the store and sent a card back to you, OK?!
IIRC, it was a valentines day card. Because by the time my lazy ass got around to doing it, it was too late. And hallmark didn't have christmas cards anymore or something. So I grabbed whatever else was there......out of love

11/18/2007 11:50:10 PM

Yes you sent me a Valentine's day card.


You claimed that the Christmas Card had been lost in the mail. But I knew the truth!

11/18/2007 11:51:01 PM

when i hear 'fugly' i think cddweller...
/thread

11/18/2007 11:52:27 PM

you know.....it kind of sucks getting caught in a lie.
baby, I really wanted you to be my valentine.

does anyone know if they make turkey day cards?

[Edited on November 18, 2007 at 11:54 PM. Reason : dd]

11/18/2007 11:53:31 PM

^you people

[Edited on November 18, 2007 at 11:54 PM. Reason : ^]

11/18/2007 11:53:54 PM

lots of alcohol and leaving before I wake up.

11/18/2007 11:54:04 PM

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"sounds like someone is talking from experience here"

sounds like someone's still an asshole

11/18/2007 11:54:49 PM