... is sitting on a gigantic turntable.

The turntable spins in the opposite direction, with the exact speed of the blades relative to the helicopter.

Does it take off?

12/19/2007 1:37:18 AM

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12/19/2007 1:37:56 AM

no b/c the pilot is too damn dizzy to fly it

/thread

[Edited on December 19, 2007 at 1:38 AM. Reason : but it would take off if he wasn't dizzy]

12/19/2007 1:38:10 AM

yes, because helicopters are powered by noise and magic

12/19/2007 1:42:11 AM

12/19/2007 1:43:17 AM

This turntable sounds like a colossal waste of resources and I think the responsible oversight committee should get involved immediately

12/19/2007 1:43:32 AM

You would have to think that a helicopter spinning around that fast would get some lift.

12/19/2007 1:43:48 AM

it is flying over durant trails at the moment

12/19/2007 1:44:15 AM

OBVIOUSLY, it would work as a reverse-helicopter, and anti-take-off, drilling a hole to the core of the earth.

12/19/2007 1:46:19 AM

THE HELICOPTER'S LANDING GEAR WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SUSTAIN SUCH A LOAD

END OF THREAD

YOU HAVE BEEN PWNT SIR

12/19/2007 10:22:02 AM

it will, but it would immediately crash.

it would destroy the aircraft first, helo's are not designed for that level of rotation of the airframe.

[Edited on December 19, 2007 at 11:31 AM. Reason : d]

12/19/2007 11:30:27 AM

Quote :

"no b/c the pilot is too damn dizzy to fly it /thread"

12/19/2007 11:54:41 AM

Yes, it does

12/19/2007 11:55:57 AM

yep

12/19/2007 12:27:04 PM