1/12/2008 6:07:50 AM

Quote :

"To blow a load of semen into a girls eye. Usualy done without the consent of the girl"

1/12/2008 6:09:53 AM

I'm sure

but freaks are fun

[Edited on January 12, 2008 at 6:41 AM. Reason : lots actually]

1/12/2008 6:28:40 AM

?

1/13/2008 10:14:44 AM

i miss my freak sometimes

1/13/2008 10:15:43 AM

Well I'll have a little freak in about 8 months...

1/13/2008 10:16:30 AM

ohh ur using sperminated as preggofied

1/13/2008 10:17:51 AM

congrats? (if its a good thing)

1/13/2008 10:19:08 AM

1/13/2008 10:20:14 AM

shotgun wedding?

1/13/2008 10:20:47 AM

you seem nice enough but you sound like a nutcase most of the time. you should really think this shit through.

1/13/2008 10:20:52 AM

lol, the baby is wanted and we are both very excited including my family...

1/13/2008 10:25:26 AM

well most nutty broads do need something to make them feel loved and needed 24 hours a day. just make sure you can afford to give the child everything it needs.

1/13/2008 10:30:36 AM

if not, just kill it!

1/13/2008 10:33:14 AM

We're more than ok...

1/13/2008 10:35:11 AM

stop looking for validation here

get out of TWW

best of luck

1/13/2008 10:40:04 AM

How old are you?


As long as you and your SO are happy and ready, that's all that matters.

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 10:45 AM. Reason : ]

1/13/2008 10:43:57 AM

yah i read the title and got the whole "gona be a baby moma" thing

now you can keep the boyfriend around FOREVAH!!!!

1/13/2008 10:48:32 AM

best of luck

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 10:53 AM. Reason : you'll need it]

1/13/2008 10:51:33 AM

I hope when I knock up a broad that isnt my wife, the first thing she does is post a retarded thread about it on the internet.

1/13/2008 10:54:16 AM

I hope when I knock up a broad that isnt my wife, the first thing she does is post a retarded thread about it on the internet.

1/13/2008 10:54:59 AM

There's no need to be so mean.

Congrats.

Also, don't be a shitty parent.

1/13/2008 11:07:55 AM

Where is pilgrimshoes with the appropriate (for once) baby pictures.

1/13/2008 11:09:14 AM

what did the paraplegic baby get for christmas?

1/13/2008 11:12:12 AM

silch is a crazy hoe.


good luck to the guy who's now bounded to her. poor guy.

1/13/2008 11:14:35 AM

^^ cancer

1/13/2008 11:14:58 AM

making fun of dead and/or handicapped babies is probably the weakest stab at humor in our age. it's a quick, pathetic way for unfunny people to feel funny.

thank god I have a natural, quick wit, and don't have to resort to such "antics".

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 11:15 AM. Reason : ackfe]

1/13/2008 11:15:14 AM

damnit beat me

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 11:15 AM. Reason : .,.m]

1/13/2008 11:15:35 AM

my family would be so excited if my unwed sister was having a baby

























































































































































































































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1/13/2008 11:15:53 AM

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1/13/2008 11:16:34 AM

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[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 11:25 AM. Reason : mebbe im cranky ]

1/13/2008 11:16:59 AM

not only that, she's known the guy for like less than a year i think.

1/13/2008 11:17:11 AM

am I really being berated for being above the fray, comically?

so it goes.

really, I don't care who says it--of course I've hung out with you, and we've gotten along great--but it doesn't remove the aversion I have for cheap humor at the expense of dead babies. Seriously, it's a microcosm of the 6,000 things that are wrong with our modern culture. It's much "cooler" to be completely depraved and uncaring, because it's just easier be a marginal human being.

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 11:23 AM. Reason : eh]

1/13/2008 11:18:15 AM

Quote :

"making fun of dead and/or handicapped babies is probably the weakest stab at humor in our age. it's a quick, pathetic way for unfunny people to feel funny."

1/13/2008 11:22:14 AM

keepanigga baby

1/13/2008 11:23:07 AM

and theeerre go the rolly eyes.

see, it's so easy. I have honest scruples, convictions, and "people" roll their eyes at them.

this is the age in which we live

1/13/2008 11:24:59 AM

no offense joel, but you sound like a bitch.

1/13/2008 11:26:22 AM

^

1/13/2008 11:27:04 AM

no offense taken, given the content of my posts.

you call me a bitch, I say I just have a living, feeling soul.

it's just a commentary on where we are.

i take no more offense from you than I do having to live among the rest of your ilk.

guys, i'm not here to preach (tough for an atheist to even pretend to), but do you really not think it's even a little pathetic to yam on DEAD CHILDREN?? if you don't, then you've made my point for me.

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 11:30 AM. Reason : ahsdfa]

1/13/2008 11:27:47 AM

i just dont take stuff seriously on here. would i make fun of a dead baby if i saw one? no. would i think it is funny? no. i am not completely insensitive, but i think people take everything too seriously

1/13/2008 11:27:52 AM

Quote :

"now you can keep the boyfriend around FOREVAH!!!! "

1/13/2008 11:28:11 AM

wdprice3 and NC86 disagree with you.





















































Doesn't that just prove your point?

1/13/2008 11:29:19 AM

Quote :

"18 years, 18 years and on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his"

1/13/2008 11:29:29 AM

ok enough preaching

fight or gtfo

1/13/2008 11:31:16 AM

willemjoel, you're not above us. trust me, im far more cultured and intelligent than you.

1/13/2008 11:31:36 AM

Quote :

"but i think people take everything too seriously"

that's just it. people generally don't really take anything seriously these days, in spite of what they say.

many many more things ought to be taken seriously.

^it has nothing to do with being cultured, or intelligent. absolutely nothing. so, you might be absolutely right. and, really, who the fuck are you that you can feign all these attempts at knowing a damn thing about me? this is 2 days running, now.

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 11:33 AM. Reason : eh]

1/13/2008 11:32:05 AM

ooooooohhhh

1/13/2008 11:32:54 AM

instead of bitching about it, why dont you do something about it.

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 11:34 AM. Reason : it = changing the world. ]

1/13/2008 11:33:58 AM

oh god, you're in for it now dude

interebel asswhoopin

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 11:35 AM. Reason : what exactly do you think he's trying to do? people like you don't want to change]

1/13/2008 11:34:50 AM

oh god.

you kids. what in the goddamn hell can i do about dead baby jokes? seriously. all i can do, completely, is not tell the jokes, or laugh at them. i can't teach you people morality.

^thank you. people will never change as long as the mentality is "hey go fix the world pal!"

such is man. unfeeling, cowardly garbage.

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 11:37 AM. Reason : asfdahewlk]

1/13/2008 11:35:16 AM