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Go take some pain meds and sleep it off.

4/17/2014 9:20:31 PM

only eggs will distract me. the only pain pills i have are ibuprofen

4/17/2014 9:29:47 PM

Eggs
Green Jay
Green Eggs
Green Eggs and Ham

4/17/2014 9:30:46 PM

i hope this jello doesn't make my teeth blue

4/17/2014 9:33:40 PM

You should be more worried about your poop

4/17/2014 9:36:50 PM

blue vomit would be really fun to clean up

4/17/2014 9:42:32 PM

need eggs

4/17/2014 10:11:51 PM

^^ been there. It isn't.

4/17/2014 10:25:54 PM

^^^there's a video out there somewhere of some chick chugging blue drink then puking as she falls forward on her face

4/17/2014 10:27:13 PM

I wonder how many IQ points I'll lose being on tww for 24 hours straight

4/17/2014 10:54:07 PM

Every time I see the neighbors movie trailer I think of how much Zac Efron reminds me of a young Rob Lowe.

[Edited on April 17, 2014 at 11:45 PM. Reason : Capital letters are our friend]

4/17/2014 11:44:43 PM

where the eggs at?

4/17/2014 11:59:18 PM

Damned eggs.

4/18/2014 12:23:56 AM

eggs why have you abandoned me?

4/18/2014 12:33:55 AM

4/18/2014 12:34:11 AM

I'm not seeing any either.

4/18/2014 12:35:09 AM

ive been browsing fairly regularly and haven't seen an egg in close to 45 mins

4/18/2014 12:35:58 AM

4/18/2014 12:36:56 AM

I'm really sad I won't be able to wear my Easter dress tomorrow Fuck you cold rain.

4/18/2014 9:28:34 AM

4/18/2014 9:36:35 AM

mesmerizing

4/18/2014 9:39:43 AM

stupid crap internet connection making me lost all my eggs

4/18/2014 9:49:47 AM

It'd be cool if this thing would give me at least one fucking egg after an hour here

4/18/2014 10:09:34 AM

we should make cookies today

or at least cookie dough

b/c i'm fat and want some

4/18/2014 10:13:16 AM

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and rage quit the egg hunt after receiving exactly 0 eggs.

Fuck you, egg engine.

4/18/2014 10:17:57 AM

Your username makes me hungry.

4/18/2014 10:21:38 AM

coffee

4/18/2014 10:41:51 AM

Now I'm hungry...again.

4/18/2014 10:59:59 AM

i dont think the egg generator is working. I'm not getting anything

4/18/2014 11:09:09 AM

I was such a fattie last night.

We had a lot of leftovers, so I tried to pull a Chopped and use it all for a meal.

spicy salsa + cheese dip + meatloaf + blue corn tortilla chips = NACHOS

4/18/2014 11:37:46 AM

i love leftover mashups- and if it ever sucks, it isn't something that texas pete or siracha won't fix!




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I just got a new phone- I hate this process. I wish I already knew all it's little tricks and it came with everything set up like I wanted

4/18/2014 11:59:47 AM

^haha that's exactly what I was thinking last night

"if this sucks, I'll just put some hot sauce on it"

4/18/2014 12:35:22 PM

double egg

4/18/2014 2:03:59 PM

what should i do today with my day off? i could sit here and egg hunt all day but for some reason I dont feel like that's a good use of my time

4/18/2014 2:46:52 PM

Just about missed the tiniest egg hidden in the red bar...whoa

4/18/2014 4:36:25 PM

I wish Papa Johns still had that double cheeseburger pizza. I could go for that right now.

4/18/2014 4:47:13 PM

4/18/2014 4:50:16 PM

pickles on pizza = perfection

4/18/2014 4:51:23 PM

Eat ALL the food. Why am I so hungry??

This needs to stop.

4/18/2014 4:58:54 PM

^^

4/18/2014 5:05:36 PM

Just starting to think I'm feeling better then five minutes into an activity my body is all "nope" and I start hacking again. Bitches.

4/18/2014 5:06:50 PM

Tonight went so well!!!

4/18/2014 11:04:21 PM

AHA, I love your dating reports!

Glad it went well.

4/18/2014 11:19:23 PM

Apparently Miley has the ♥ for the duck-face even in the hospital: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20808636,00.html

4/19/2014 2:09:06 PM

^^^ grats

4/19/2014 2:12:20 PM

i swear this one abusive family member i has calls me with the intention of hanging up on me. fuck family.

4/19/2014 2:51:08 PM

I'm so in love.

4/19/2014 11:34:34 PM

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vyJHjyFEXIw

4/20/2014 11:34:54 AM

Mmmm banana pudding

4/20/2014 3:23:24 PM

I've had way too much pasta lately. Delicious pasta.


I just made 3 food-related posts in like 2 minutes. Fatty.

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4/20/2014 8:13:53 PM