what is on your masterbation bucket list?

5/22/2009 8:53:21 PM

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"MASTER BAT ION"

5/22/2009 8:54:55 PM

i don't fully understand this thread.

I will give it a chance. but explain please.

5/22/2009 8:55:03 PM

i'm trying to figure out what this could possibly mean



masturbation lampshade list?

5/22/2009 8:55:41 PM

how does masturbation involve a bucket

it can involve a lot of things... but a bucket?

5/22/2009 8:55:52 PM

^ well if you don't cum a gallon doesn't mean others don't either

5/22/2009 8:57:19 PM

what, you save your jizz in a bucket for autobukkake or something?

5/22/2009 8:58:54 PM

no i don't save it, just that if you cum a gallon or two, you gotta have a bucket by the bedside. i mean, what are your options? deposit into woman? don't want to kill her! cum onto bed? will have to wash the mattress not just the sheets! run to bathroom? don't want to have to wash the floors!

5/22/2009 9:01:52 PM

This is just speculation, but it could be a list of things you want to do before the next time you masturbate or a list of things you want to do while masturbating (i.e. jerking it while doing 175mph down the autobahn).

5/22/2009 9:02:33 PM

i just use my lucky sock

5/22/2009 9:02:54 PM

http://buckjet.ytmnd.com/

5/22/2009 9:06:59 PM

[reference to crappy old person movie on a college message board FAIL]

5/22/2009 9:08:37 PM

geez, havent yall heard of a bucket list before
only with masterbation

5/22/2009 9:15:46 PM

give an example, this still sounds stupid batman

5/22/2009 9:18:16 PM

yea I'm thoroughly confused, yet somehow intrigued

5/22/2009 9:21:30 PM

ex. beat it on a plane

5/22/2009 9:23:35 PM

thebate

5/22/2009 9:24:05 PM

bucket list = things to do before you kick the bucket

masturbation bucket list = things to masturbate with before you kick the bucket?

5/22/2009 9:25:15 PM

I think he is talking about masturbating into a bucket and then keeping a list to keep track of how many ejaculations it takes to fill it up.

5/22/2009 9:28:59 PM

y'all put a lot of effort in whacking off

i just yank it, sit back, and relax

5/22/2009 9:30:16 PM

WHERE ARE THE PARENTS

5/22/2009 11:03:50 PM

^ hahaha

5/22/2009 11:08:39 PM

5/24/2009 2:22:31 AM

I just use random dirty clothes from my laundry basket

I also use random dirty clothes to blow my nose on when I am sick

one time I accidentally wore a shirt that had either jiz or snot on it, and somebody was like "What's that on your shirt?" and I was like "I honestly don't know"

5/24/2009 2:36:47 AM

5/24/2009 2:43:39 AM

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"I just use random dirty clothes from my laundry basket I also use random dirty clothes to blow my nose on when I am sick one time I accidentally wore a shirt that had either jiz or snot on it, and somebody was like "What's that on your shirt?" and I was like "I honestly don't know""

LMAO wtf man

5/24/2009 3:27:29 AM

Go camping

do it in a pair of sneakers

instant win

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5/24/2009 4:33:08 AM

Lincoln Memorial

5/24/2009 4:40:15 AM