flight got canceled, had to rebook, demoted me from a window seat to an aisle seat on the new flight

12/23/2015 12:32:47 PM

My doc accidentally discovered what's been making me fatigued...when I didn't even complain about fatigue.

I was just gonna keep being "tired" from work and get in bed at 6 o'clock every night to do nothing.

My new colored pencils arrived today and everything. There was a whole plan!

1/18/2016 8:17:07 PM

i lost too much weight and now none of my pants fit

1/18/2016 8:26:57 PM

LOL, that's actually more of a third world problem.

1/18/2016 8:29:48 PM

well i figured first world since i did it on purpose... not because a lack of food?

1/18/2016 8:30:39 PM

If it's on purpose, it's still not a first world problem. It's not a problem at all.

But lack of fun clothes is totally a first world problem. You should go shopping and decide you hate everything.

1/18/2016 8:38:35 PM

I hope my Blue Apron box arrives before the snow or I will have nothing to eat.

1/20/2016 1:56:34 PM

A/C indoors is too strong. Only need to wear shirts. First thing to do after entering a building is taking off most of my clothes.....

1/20/2016 3:53:11 PM

Car door frozen shut.

1/22/2016 2:19:58 PM

^^wat

1/22/2016 2:33:02 PM

it's so cold I have to use my remote starter three times before I can go to the car and take off my coat

1/22/2016 2:44:04 PM

Duke progress says estimated time of power return is Monday at 11 pm.

1/23/2016 12:11:29 PM

Damn, that sucks.

1/23/2016 12:45:25 PM

I bet it's on before then.

1/23/2016 2:39:07 PM

^depends on where you live. 51k without power in wake county last I heard.

1/23/2016 4:50:11 PM

Monday 11pm is what they're telling everyone.

1/23/2016 5:22:29 PM

That makes sense. I was wondering if they really had the ability to make elegant predictions.

1/23/2016 5:44:13 PM

It's been back on since about 5 pm.

1/23/2016 10:39:24 PM

^^I think they give 4-hour window estimates, similar to what Time Warner would do when they'd say what time they'll be at your house.

1/23/2016 10:43:06 PM

The hot tub was too hot to enjoy for an extended amount of time. So much for warming up while watching the snow fall...

1/24/2016 8:31:43 AM

Quote :

"Duke progress says estimated time of power return is Monday at 11 pm."

I think they are telling everyone that, lowering expectations is an easy way to beat them.

1/24/2016 3:45:48 PM

Yeah, but they went too far.

Monday at 11 PM was insane. I'd be driving around drunk shrilly harassing work crews to get their shit together.

1/24/2016 4:02:02 PM

actin like you didn't do that anyway

1/24/2016 4:03:52 PM

I over-conditioned yesterday and now my hair is just too silky and smooth. Will probably have to re-wash tomorrow ahead of schedule.

[Edited on March 4, 2016 at 10:41 PM. Reason : ]

3/4/2016 10:38:08 PM

I'm pretty sure I left an orange comb in your car. Also, on Christmas eve we went to see a movie right? Well, Christmas day when I went to put Naruto in my DS there was no game in there, so I was wondering if you could give your car a good scouring for my Pokemon Pearl as well. It literally has four years worth of data on it and at least 10 battle-ready six-pokemon squads. If I don't find it, I probably won't be spending any time on pokemon in the future, so just let me know, ok? Thanx man.

3/4/2016 10:58:50 PM

Quote :

"My doc accidentally discovered what's been making me fatigued...when I didn't even complain about fatigue. I was just gonna keep being "tired" from work and get in bed at 6 o'clock every night to do nothing. "

What is it?

3/5/2016 4:20:54 AM

I want to participate in these "where are you now" or "what have you done lately" type conversations, but being truthful, people assume I'm lying or bragging.

6/27/2016 4:14:47 AM

also

Quote :

"i lost too much weight and now none of my pants fit "

6/27/2016 4:15:35 AM

Just moved from Apex to Holly Springs. Time Warner guy just left from hooking everything up. I have our home phone through them* and apparently when you move, they have to give you a new number And not only that, the new number doesn't have the 919 area code anymore


* - I don't actually use the home phone. Just got it for the kids to use in case of emergency as I'm not getting them a cell phone

6/27/2016 2:33:46 PM

I cracked the screen on my 6plus. i had full insurance so i filed for another one, and they sent me a 6.

when i complained and sent it back, it took them two weeks to get me another phone.

and then, when it finally came.....

it was white instead of black.

6/27/2016 2:35:49 PM

i have a job offer in monaco (one of the world's most expensive cities/countries)

but i currently live/work in vienna (top city for quality of life):

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/feb/23/vienna-named-worlds-top-city-for-quality-of-life

(first world) decisions, decisions

6/27/2016 3:07:17 PM

stay in Vienna

there's not much to Monaco besides a casino, racetrack (of sorts), and church. I was bored after a half a day.

[Edited on June 27, 2016 at 3:23 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2016 3:23:16 PM

ha, thanks for the advice... i've never been but i'm going to visit in july

i'll probably live in france if i take the job, the sea/sun/warmer climate are very tempting...

6/27/2016 3:41:03 PM

Yeah....you win this thread.

6/27/2016 4:06:45 PM

^^ Nice and Cannes are pretty nice. The whole French Riviera is stunning. Hopefully you speak French

[Edited on June 27, 2016 at 5:55 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2016 5:53:00 PM

I bought an album on google music. You can only play albums bought on google music on the google player unless you load another app.

6/28/2016 9:04:52 PM

Started a new job and don't have a 2nd monitor yet.

Can't watch Wimbledon as I work

The struggle is real.

7/6/2016 1:19:56 PM

This is paradise on earth.

7/6/2016 1:36:30 PM

My satellite radio cut out for about a minute on the way home from work.

7/6/2016 7:41:49 PM

I'M SO SICK OF ROAD CONSTRUCTION!!!!

7/6/2016 7:50:54 PM

After checking out venues for the wedding it's becoming apparent that I am going to need to cut back on a guest list. So I did, I picked to cut out family members that I wouldn't even recognize if I passed them on the street, my dad's college roommate, and friends of my parents.

Apparently that was they were the wrong people to cut. Call me crazy, but I would much rather have my friends that I hang out with regularly at my wedding than people that I wouldn't hardly (or even) know.

Fuck it, I'm eloping.

7/6/2016 8:29:53 PM

I figure if you're paying for it you can do whatever you want...otherwise

7/6/2016 10:26:30 PM

People are worried about how to lose fat, about getting robbed, about invaded by terrorists.

7/7/2016 8:20:18 AM

I've been stressing about my grass growing up high while I am on my 8 day vacation starting tomorrow

I normally mow every 4 days

7/7/2016 9:21:47 AM

pay some neighborhood kid to cut it

7/7/2016 9:24:07 AM

You Never Mow Another Man's Lawn!!!

For real though, I think I'm going to pay a friend of one of the neighbors to do it. He mows theirs from time to time. Probably charge about $50 though. Just got to make sure he doesn't scalp it. I mow mine at 3.5 " which is the highest setting on my riding mower.

7/7/2016 11:27:06 AM

Just chop it lower before you leave

7/7/2016 12:28:49 PM

I just left my job, and have 3 more offers but I don't know which one to take

7/7/2016 2:33:52 PM

That's awfully good.

7/7/2016 2:53:42 PM

Quote :

"I normally mow every 4 days "

7/7/2016 7:37:47 PM