I have my 10yr high school reunion coming up in two weeks in fancy Greensboro NC. Any tdub ladies want to go?

Requirements:
1. Do a great job of making my former classmates hate their mediocre lives just that little bit more.
2. Must be able to drink like a sailor and not turn into a sloppy mess
3. Be comfortable sharing a king size bed or sleeping on a cot, because I'm sure as hell not sleeping on the floor

oct 9th-10th, everything is taken care of if you'd like a weekend of retarded partying

not looking for some creepy hookup, just a trophy girl who will have a good time. There's at least plenty of girls on here who will vouch for my non-creepo status and entertainment value.

Applications accepted ITT and via PM

holler!

9/27/2009 8:11:10 PM

Page High wut

9/27/2009 8:12:04 PM

rofl what the living shit is this

9/27/2009 8:13:01 PM

i'll be your date.

we can tell everyone you moved to Seattle and "came out"

9/27/2009 8:13:37 PM

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"I have my 10yr high school reunion coming up in two weeks in fancy Greensboro NC. Any tdub ladies want to go? Requirements: 1. Do a great job of making my former classmates hate their mediocre lives just that little bit more. 2. Must be able to drink like a sailor and not turn into a sloppy mess 3. Be comfortable sharing a king size bed or sleeping on a cot, because I'm sure as hell not sleeping on the floor oct 9th-10th, everything is taken care of if you'd like a weekend of retarded partying not looking for some creepy hookup, just a trophy girl who will have a good time. There's at least plenty of girls on here who will vouch for my non-creepo status and entertainment value. Applications accepted ITT and via PM holler!"

lol

9/27/2009 8:13:38 PM

yes that'll show your classmates how awesome you've become. Soliciting chicks from the TWW to be your date. Mega Fail!

9/27/2009 8:13:47 PM

Personally I'd be tempted to tell everyone you hired me to be your date

9/27/2009 8:14:42 PM

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"Trophy date in two weeks - tdub to the rescue?"

LOL

9/27/2009 8:15:59 PM

Surely you can't be serious...

9/27/2009 8:16:07 PM

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"There's at least plenty of girls on here who will vouch for my non-creepo status and entertainment value."

I vouch that Noen is not a creeper and very fun to hang out with.

9/27/2009 8:16:50 PM

lulz

you'd have better luck getting an escort

9/27/2009 8:16:51 PM

Tyler, Tyler, Tyler...

This is TDUB... what the hell are you thinking, man?

cuz you know this gonna get printed and forwarded to people in your high school






[Edited on September 27, 2009 at 8:18 PM. Reason : ]

9/27/2009 8:16:59 PM

EPIC FAILure

9/27/2009 8:18:53 PM

Quote :

"I have my 10yr high school reunion coming up in two weeks in fancy Greensboro NC. Any tdub ladies want to go? Requirements: 1. Do a great job of making my former classmates hate their mediocre lives just that little bit more. 2. Must be able to drink like a sailor and not turn into a sloppy mess 3. Be comfortable sharing a king size bed or sleeping on a cot, because I'm sure as hell not sleeping on the floor oct 9th-10th, everything is taken care of if you'd like a weekend of retarded partying not looking for some creepy hookup, just a trophy girl who will have a good time. There's at least plenty of girls on here who will vouch for my non-creepo status and entertainment value. Applications accepted ITT and via PM holler!"

_______/


[Edited on September 27, 2009 at 8:19 PM. Reason : .]

9/27/2009 8:19:04 PM

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"i'll be your date. we can tell everyone you moved to Seattle and "came out""

come on Tyler. let's do this. It'll be a riot.

9/27/2009 8:22:17 PM

^ hahaha win.

9/27/2009 8:23:25 PM

actually he and kiljadn did the same thing for their christmas party

DJ Lauren went with tyler and I went with jadn

[Edited on September 27, 2009 at 8:25 PM. Reason : .]

9/27/2009 8:24:45 PM

you should post this on craigslist and let us know the results

9/27/2009 8:29:43 PM

perhaps you would have more takers if you offered some sort of financial compensation

9/27/2009 8:30:58 PM

9/27/2009 8:33:06 PM

non creepo status=/=asking for a date on tdub

9/27/2009 8:36:58 PM

Laura could help you out:

http://www.tabgso.com/#/laura/4534941401

9/27/2009 8:39:37 PM

dude

as someone who has been through the 10 year hs reunion and lived to tell about it...

you're not a breeder. you win.

9/27/2009 8:40:14 PM

Travis speaks the truth.

9/27/2009 8:44:31 PM

THE NAMES JACKLEG

9/27/2009 8:45:31 PM

What's more depressing than the breeders at the reunions are the chicks that desperately want to be breeders but they haven't pumped out a kid yet. Ran into one of those from high school last week.

9/27/2009 8:46:31 PM

WHAT WAS THAT ASSHAT?!!!!

9/27/2009 8:47:01 PM

I'll do it.

9/27/2009 8:47:16 PM

actually i think the best thing ever about HS reunions is all the girls getting drunk and dryhumping their old boyfriends from HS in front of their husbands. thats gotta be great for the self-esteem

[Edited on September 27, 2009 at 8:48 PM. Reason : I HATE U LUCY]

9/27/2009 8:47:43 PM

The number of divorcees will also be appalling. Gotta love the folks who were desperate to get married at 20 who are now on their 2nd divorces.

JACKLEG

9/27/2009 8:51:11 PM

sorry lucy lets make up and get married and have 14 kids and post pictures on facebook and never curse again

9/27/2009 8:52:52 PM

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"THE NAMES JACKLEG"

win

9/27/2009 8:53:42 PM

I will also volunteer to be your gay boyfriend.







(It's not pretend if you like it)

9/27/2009 8:53:58 PM

i didn't go to my own 10 year reunion because i hated high school


but i would totally do something like this...as a matter of fact i was considering getting someone to go with me to mine and let's make up some crazy story about how awesome we both are since no one from my graduating class knows anything about my life...


the only problem here....i'm definitely not a trophy date

9/27/2009 8:57:26 PM

dont sell yourself short. you're a hottie.

9/27/2009 8:58:22 PM

Jackleg, I now pronounce myself Mrs Jackleg. Time to dump my current facebook hubby and get ready to start a-breedin.

Let's never again.

9/27/2009 8:58:43 PM

<----Page High, class of 96

WUT WUT

9/27/2009 8:59:42 PM

i totally want to know how this goes...good luck..keep us updated.

9/27/2009 9:02:02 PM

You should take LivinProof78 !

9/27/2009 9:03:31 PM

They rented out the Greensboro Grasshoppers stadium for my 10 year. I didn't go, but I went to the after party at Churchill's.

9/27/2009 9:05:29 PM

My 10-year is coming up soon but I won't need a pretend date by then since I'll be hitched

9/27/2009 9:07:53 PM

yikes, mine will be next year.

I'd be tempted not to show up, but I'd really like to see who became fuckups, fat, and to feel better about myself.

9/27/2009 9:11:02 PM

Who the fuck are you trying to impress at a fucking high school reunion?

fail.

9/27/2009 9:12:39 PM

everyone is gonna try to one up everyone else.

if i go it'll be to have a good laugh

9/27/2009 9:13:15 PM

H8R, will you be my trophy date at the hs reunion in 2 yrs? We're having a field party.

9/27/2009 9:14:13 PM

anything for you Lucy

9/27/2009 9:16:12 PM

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"Who the fuck are you trying to impress at a fucking high school reunion? fail."

Hey now... he has an IQ as high as Einstein's (169), and he is 13.5 years old.

Don't insult him

9/27/2009 9:19:10 PM

yay

9/27/2009 9:20:59 PM

my high school was so cheap that they had a bring your own covered dish picnic at a state park.

9/27/2009 9:28:10 PM

set em up

9/27/2009 9:28:24 PM