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""I got mad at my SO's cat one time and laughed when it fell in the toilet. I then closed the lid and flushed it, but didn't feel bad at all because I hate that cat ""

LOL

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11/11/2009 2:28:17 PM

Quote :

"when I was young I masturbated to a picture of a guy I found in my house. A week later my mom told me it was my older cousin "

Quote :

"My first time was not consensual. I think I'll always kind of hate men because of him. "

Quote :

"I cut off a girl's ponytail in 2nd grade b/c I was bored. I used safety scissors so it didn't cut all the way through the hair so I just left ponytail cut in half and dangling."

Quote :

"I think my dick is the hottest thing about me, and I think most people would agree. "

Quote :

"freshman year, i let a very drunk friend of mine sleep in my roommate's bed. she peed in it and I never washed the sheets or told him."

11/11/2009 2:29:01 PM

^^so... you mean... you actually flushed the cat DOWN the toilet? that's fucking horrible...

11/11/2009 2:29:12 PM

Quote :

"I secretly am curious and want to have a 3 way but I know I would just beat up the other girl for touching my man "

Oh, God, it's getting hot in here

11/11/2009 2:29:55 PM

^^nah man it probably just freaked it out

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11/11/2009 2:29:57 PM

damn i just got a doozy in my inbox

11/11/2009 2:30:31 PM

i dont think a full grown cat can fit down a toilet... now a kitten on the other hand maybe

11/11/2009 2:30:44 PM

^that's even worse, haha

11/11/2009 2:31:29 PM

Quote :

"************ has HPV. I know someone she gave it to. "

11/11/2009 2:31:37 PM

Quote :

"Earlier this year, I almost spent a weekend with a 50-year-old man who was running for Governor of a mid-Atlantic state. He offered to take me golfing, out for dinner and drinks and shopping. I decided not to when I looked at his facebook and saw that he had a wife and four young children."

11/11/2009 2:32:13 PM

Quote :

"My roommate freshmen year failed out second semester because he played World of Warcraft all day and didn't go to class. I threw all his stuff away. "

11/11/2009 2:33:15 PM

Quote :

"At least 50% of people who have had sex will have HPV at some time in their lives."

http://www.fda.gov/ForConsumers/ByAudience/ForWomen/FreePublications/ucm118530.htm
still fucked up but not like it is herpes.

11/11/2009 2:33:44 PM

more confessions!

11/11/2009 2:34:39 PM

wrap it up!

11/11/2009 2:34:51 PM

Quote :

"my friend thought she was going to lose her boyfriend so she stopped taking birth control. When she got pregnant they got married but I'm the only person she says she has ever told."

DAMN.

Quote :

"I'm on SSRIs."

11/11/2009 2:35:31 PM

Quote :

"the last time i messed around with a guy his penis was so small i decided it wasn't even worth pretending so i acted like i was sick from the liquor we had been drinking and went to sleep."

11/11/2009 2:36:18 PM

peacing out, watching TV. I'll check in later

11/11/2009 2:36:21 PM

i haven't had one in a while...

11/11/2009 2:37:28 PM

off to class, might not be back to this thread for awhile. stupid school.

11/11/2009 2:38:04 PM

Quote :

"i sometimes masturbate to the idea of fucking a stranger."

11/11/2009 2:38:51 PM

Quote :

"During my first time with a certain twwer, he wanted to have shower sex. Once in the shower, he goes, "I gotta pee." And he just let loose. "

11/11/2009 2:38:59 PM

in high school i would sit in front of my window and jerk it to girls running for exercise

11/11/2009 2:40:45 PM

Quote :

"I think my psyche has become so fucked up over the years that I enjoy being depressed. I won't let myself be happy because of what might lay ahead."

Quote :

"I have cheated on all of my long-term boyfriends. I cheated on one with a colleague. We would take lunch breaks to go off to some remote location and make out in the car. I also have had multiple boyfriends at the same time. I'm really bad at breaking up with people. I always hope I'll get dumped. But I have never been dumped."

11/11/2009 2:42:30 PM

toss me one, yos

11/11/2009 2:43:24 PM

I want one! Someone share with me.

11/11/2009 2:44:40 PM

Quote :

"I dropped out of school because I was just bored of it, not because I ran out of money like I told everyone. "

11/11/2009 2:44:54 PM

yeah i'll take some too

11/11/2009 2:45:25 PM

Quote :

"I HATE it when people watch or stare at me while I'm in a car (or just anywhere).. but I people watch a lot."

-- and after reading this thread, most of these are pretty non-scandalous and legit I guess... except for pretty much every single one God put up...

11/11/2009 2:46:04 PM

I don't know why people trust me with the most soul-crushing shit but

Quote :

"when I was in middle school I used to bully this one kid all the time. Me and my friends would do shit to him and generally make his life miserable. One day the teacher called a meeting to announce that he had committed suicide the day before. I guess I feel partly responsible."

11/11/2009 2:46:37 PM

Seriously though, someone PMed me about a felony crime and I am not going to post it.

11/11/2009 2:48:06 PM

Quote :

"one of my very best friends got married this summer. we met in college because i used to fuck her husband when they first started dating and he decided to introduce us one night. "

11/11/2009 2:48:12 PM

Quote :

"i rubbed it to those bikini photos that lucyinthesky posted that one time"

11/11/2009 2:49:39 PM

Quote :

"i told a girl i loved her once so she wouldnt be mad at me for something else i felt bad about it, but once that can of worms is opened, it can't be shut "

Quote :

"I am a man whore because I can't stand it when women get mad at me for crap I deem stupid - which is everything. I also hate being controlled or feeling like I'm being controlled, which makes me have a personal vendetta against the women I see. So, I cheat on them at every opportunity to fuck up the relationship."

11/11/2009 2:49:59 PM

^^^^^the same shit happened to a guy i went to elementary school with in 5th grade... he was autistic, and just about everyone made fun of him on a consistent basis. i was one of the few people who was nice to him because i really felt bad for the kid. he killed himself, and everyone felt so shitty when they found out.

11/11/2009 2:50:22 PM

I'm sure half of this stuff is made up God, if it makes you feel better.

11/11/2009 2:50:42 PM

Quote :

"i'm not dnl "

11/11/2009 2:50:45 PM

http://mrdarsiestimemachine.blogspot.com/2007/06/just-get-jodie-sweetin-circa-1992-right.html

Just google searched one of the confessions posted. Found it at this link... don't know what Stefanie from full house has to do with it.

11/11/2009 2:50:50 PM

Quote :

"Same guy from peeing story: He had a clapper in his bedroom to turn the lights and music on/off. On his booty call playlist? Shakira."

11/11/2009 2:51:19 PM

busted

11/11/2009 2:52:17 PM

Well that's good b/c I was planning on calling the police

11/11/2009 2:52:52 PM

Quote :

"when I rode the bus to middle school, we pulled up and let this trashy girl off and the fire department was at her house because it had burnt down earlier that day. I laughed out the window at the dumb bitch. She's got 3 kids and different fathers to all of them. I loathed high school "

11/11/2009 2:53:55 PM

there's no reason anyone from the internet should call the police about someone else on the internet. YOU PEOPLE take this site too seriously

11/11/2009 2:54:28 PM

This thread is pretty amazing, regardless of reality or not.

All of my confessions have been true so far.

11/11/2009 2:55:54 PM

Quote :

"One time I fooled around with this guy who regularly posts on TWW (I'm also a guy). He's one of the guys who hits on all the girls all the time on here, and it makes me sad that he's not open to himself about being gay."

11/11/2009 2:56:39 PM

^ wat

11/11/2009 2:57:12 PM

oh snap...shits getting good

11/11/2009 2:57:45 PM

Quote :

"i kinda wanna watch 2 gay guys go at it "

11/11/2009 2:58:46 PM

Quote :

"i have never dated a black guy. not because i'm racist but because i'm afraid it's true that they have huge dicks and it will hurt me."

Quote :

"On Halloween 08, these two girls got drunk with me and my younger brother. They started stripping in the living room so we did too. We went in to his room and were getting pretty crazy. Neither of us could get it up because of the alcohol. I went back to my room before too long and left the three of them alone. I was, and still am, in a long-term relationship."

11/11/2009 2:59:05 PM

Quote :

"It sort of scares me that I'm about to no longer be a fatass at all. People have already started hitting on me and shit again. It's been almost six years since I've been attractive, and I'm not really sure what to do now."

11/11/2009 2:59:32 PM

Stop PMing me about that last one. I'm not going to tell you who it is.

11/11/2009 3:00:28 PM