worst thing ever, or worst thing ever?

I hate that shit, no pun intended. And then you never completely wipe that shit up, so it gets into yer draws, and then you smell like shit the rest of the day. seriously, terrible stuff here

1/7/2010 8:14:11 PM

just take a shower

1/7/2010 8:15:27 PM

can't do that at work

1/7/2010 8:17:19 PM

that's unfortunate

1/7/2010 8:18:22 PM

Stop eating Chipotle

1/7/2010 8:23:15 PM

use water, or spit if you are in public.

also the shower idea works great if you are at home.

1/7/2010 8:28:53 PM

Use your fingers and wash them off before anyone sees you.

1/7/2010 8:37:48 PM

i call these peanut butter shits because they are thick and creamy like it.

1/7/2010 10:23:17 PM

why

WHY

1/7/2010 10:24:38 PM

this has never happened to me even with super liquid poop

you guys r messy

1/7/2010 10:31:28 PM

The best shit I have ever taken was this past summer.

I had been on the beach all day drinking with friends.

Got home, and was in the shower hurrying to go out for the night. I was short on time.

So I had to shit in the shower to save a few minutes. I had barely eaten all day so it was beer shits.

I bent over with my ass towards the drain strained and it blew shit all over the wall and nobs.

I then proceeded to wash it all off as I stood there and pissed on the wall.

1/7/2010 10:32:18 PM

Quote :

"And then you never completely wipe that shit up"

yes you do

1/7/2010 10:34:18 PM

we keep wet wipes on the back of the toilet, if 2 dry wipes dont get it, time to bust out the guns

1/7/2010 10:39:15 PM

yeah, with your underwear

1/7/2010 10:39:47 PM

not a fan of wet wipes, i guess its because i like vagina as opposed to penis

but for real just take your time and dont shit your pants retard

1/7/2010 10:40:36 PM

i did take my time. doesn't help. sometimes I can never get all that poo out, even when I am practically bleeding due to the sand-paper they disguised as TP

1/7/2010 10:44:21 PM

GROSS

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU

1/7/2010 10:45:54 PM

AB I drink way too much beer on a regular basis and often have less than optimally consolidated turds but come on man, didn't you learn this when you were like 4

1/7/2010 10:47:20 PM

it's only been a recent occurrence that I have had such problems. like, within the past few years. i am usually a fast pooper. like, I sit down, drop the deuce(s), get up, and go. there's no point in me bringing in a newspaper or anything. it just is up and out.

1/7/2010 10:49:01 PM

maybe that is your problem

i like a good 7-9 minutes plus for the entire duty...play some games on your BlackBerry or iPhone or some shit

you might be an impatient shitter

1/7/2010 10:52:39 PM

I've tried that with these buggers to no avail. ass is finished pooping, and is tightening up and shit. worthless anus, I tell you

1/7/2010 10:53:37 PM

Don't clench your asshole while you shit.

1/7/2010 11:06:54 PM

I shall give that some thought

1/7/2010 11:07:42 PM

ghost poops are the best

the ones that leave no evidence

1/7/2010 11:18:12 PM

that is like all i ever have

i don't understand the rest of YOU PEOPLE

1/7/2010 11:19:26 PM

eat more brown rice

1/8/2010 12:06:02 AM

ahahahaha is it a surprise to anybody that aaronburro can't even wipe his ass properly

thought not

1/8/2010 12:30:13 AM

Quote :

"30 WIPE POOP"

1/8/2010 12:30:53 AM

i have a 3 wipe max policy

i'm a busy man

1/8/2010 12:38:25 AM

I keep reading this thread as "The 30-Wide Poop".

...which sounds incredibly painful.

1/8/2010 12:44:07 AM

why the fuck are we talking about this

1/8/2010 12:44:55 AM

because someone posted a thread about it

1/8/2010 12:45:23 AM

^^ your just mad because you didn't start a thread on the topic first

1/8/2010 1:08:20 AM

where is zxappeal? he is the TWW feces expert.

1/8/2010 1:30:13 AM

If you are worried about the consistency of your shit, and the fact that it takes a roll and a half to clean your asshole of the offending evidence...you really need to explore the idea of eating more fiber.

Lay off the cheese. Lay off the bananas. Quit eating foods that turn your excrement into glue and goo.

For god's sake, eat an apple or two. And drink some fucking water, you dehydrated shithead. Your pustulated bleeding anus will thank you.

1/8/2010 1:50:16 AM

LOL

1/8/2010 1:53:47 AM

^^truth

1/8/2010 1:54:35 AM

good tp goes a long ways.......cotonelle ftw

1/8/2010 2:39:07 AM

Quote :

"ahahahaha is it a surprise to anybody that aaronburro can't even wipe his ass properly thought not"

1/8/2010 2:45:02 AM

Quote :

"DOO DOO BUTTER"

1/8/2010 4:49:59 AM

The worst thing you've ever had to do, aaronburro, is wipe your own ass?

1/8/2010 11:04:26 AM

Quote :

"The worst thing you've ever had to do, aaronburro, is wipe your own ass?"

1/8/2010 11:12:47 AM

Quote :

"just take a shower"

1/8/2010 11:13:20 AM

i actually drink a good bit of water every day. but, I am also a sucker for cheese. and I bought some bananas last week. damnit. trying to get more fiber in there, though. thank you, oh expert of feces.

1/8/2010 2:10:25 PM

wtf is wrong with you people

1/8/2010 2:11:04 PM

1/8/2010 2:48:26 PM

i have never had a fiery poop, but I have had farts that burned

1/8/2010 3:11:11 PM

I wipe my as like a real man:

1/20/2010 9:59:56 AM

^I about fell out of my chair laughing my ass off.

1/20/2010 10:11:45 AM

set em up

1/20/2010 10:13:48 AM