Or the wasps will sting your ass. OWWWW my face stings!!! But the swelling hasn't started

5/5/2010 2:54:37 PM

SHOULDA HAD A GLOCK 26 FOOL.

5/5/2010 2:55:50 PM

Cut an onion and put it on the bite.

5/5/2010 3:00:51 PM

ehe

5/5/2010 3:06:51 PM

put a piece of steak on it

5/5/2010 3:08:54 PM

I dont have an onion and I'm not wasting a steak on it. Not swollen at all but still stinging.

5/5/2010 3:29:51 PM

>------------< Here is a hug. That sucks.

5/5/2010 3:31:53 PM

i think the obvious question here is why were you sticking your face in the compost pile

5/5/2010 3:56:01 PM

you know the best way to kill wasps?

With a Glock 26

5/5/2010 3:58:06 PM

maybe you should try being more courteous--i picked up a rock a few minutes ago and there was an unknown variety of snake sleeping underneath, i politely replaced the rock and we both went about our business...

5/5/2010 4:35:16 PM

I was just throwing some scraps into the pile and the fucking wasps flew out and stung me. I wasn't trying to disturb critters. They are the ones that built a nest in MY compost pile


I'll get revenge.. Going to get some spray!


Thanks for the hug punchmonk!

[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 5:44 PM. Reason : .]

5/5/2010 5:44:07 PM

you built a nest in their land

5/5/2010 5:47:34 PM

I would argue that in a close quarters situation, a Tasman Salt would be the best mode of wasp defense (for a trained individual, of course).

5/5/2010 5:48:37 PM

Naw, the Tasman Salt is no good against a swarm son.

You need Glock power.

5/5/2010 5:49:56 PM

your compost pile won't be organic anymore if you douse it with chemicals

5/5/2010 5:50:20 PM

use hornets

they displace pesky wasps

the natural biocontrol solution

[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 5:51 PM. Reason : d]

5/5/2010 5:51:03 PM

+

=


Plus the burnt remains will help stuff grow, unlike chemicals.

5/5/2010 5:59:38 PM

id have something to say about gasoline having been in my compost

5/5/2010 6:02:21 PM

Look, I don't know all of the circumstances surrounding this tragedy.

But I can say, with great certainty, that you deserved it.

5/5/2010 6:09:12 PM

Quote :

"WITH GREAT CERTAINTY"

5/5/2010 6:09:54 PM

All we wanted was some motherfucking ice cream. Don't forget it, or there won't be a fucking next time, bitch.

5/5/2010 6:22:12 PM

5/5/2010 6:25:33 PM

I'm not doing it because it's organic. I'm doing it to reduce landfill waste. I will terminate these terrorists!!!

5/6/2010 3:45:32 PM

^so whats the problem with torching it again?

5/6/2010 3:51:13 PM

Because:

A) That's a bit overkill

B) I'd like to use the compost eventually

C) I get the sneaky suspicion that the town of Cary would NOT like it if I had a big ass open fire in my back yard

5/9/2010 10:16:17 PM

Rub some vinegar on the stings.

When I was little my grandma had a post-it note in her kitchen about stings:

"Remember your ABCs:

Alcohol for Bee stings
Vinegar for Wasp stings"

You could try that?

5/9/2010 10:19:50 PM

^ I don't see how drinking massive quantities of alcohol can help a bee sting, unless you drink yourself numb.

5/9/2010 10:22:54 PM

^ Haha. Good point Rubbing alcohol is what I meant...

5/9/2010 10:23:56 PM

Actually now that I think about it they were probably yellow jackets. I just rubbed some ice on it to try to stop it from swelling. All I ended up with was a small red spot where the sting was. Thank god I didn't swell up like I did when I was a kid and got stung.


Oh and I had the alcohol later that night

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 10:41 PM. Reason : s]

5/9/2010 10:24:51 PM

put some tobacco juice or wet snuff on the stings.

5/9/2010 11:02:52 PM

I've always loved the photo documentary found here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176

5/9/2010 11:55:51 PM

^ 10/10

5/10/2010 1:07:37 AM

^^ Genius and insanity is indeed a very thin line.

5/10/2010 7:29:11 AM

5/10/2010 8:11:48 AM

But how else are you supposed to stir your compost pile??? Silly wasps.

5/10/2010 8:29:56 AM

I have not CUM in my compost pile...

7/17/2010 11:33:17 AM

If you lived in California, you wouldn't be allowed to fuck a compost pile.

7/17/2010 11:36:25 AM

7/17/2010 11:42:05 AM

This could have been easily avoided if you had just used

7/17/2010 12:51:53 PM

shoulda taken your own advice and not fucked with it

7/17/2010 6:25:30 PM

7/17/2010 7:20:30 PM

^^ this thread is brought to you by the phrase "lessons learned"

7/22/2010 5:35:41 PM