hahahahaha that shit has me in tears

4/21/2014 4:36:13 PM

in that case...

turn on the sound:

4/21/2014 4:40:41 PM

lololol

4/21/2014 4:48:24 PM

WOO!!!

4/21/2014 11:29:23 PM

Oep, baby carrots and baby cut carrots are two different things

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_carrot

4/21/2014 11:45:12 PM

^

4/22/2014 6:27:27 AM

4/22/2014 7:45:57 AM

Dad edits son's playtime to include special effects.

This is my favorite:



[Edited on April 22, 2014 at 11:58 AM. Reason : .]

[Edited on April 22, 2014 at 11:59 AM. Reason : ,]

4/22/2014 11:56:08 AM

This story is fucking hilarious - http://gawker.com/blissful-scenes-from-denvers-first-fully-legal-420-1565328310

4/22/2014 12:56:19 PM

^^ LOL

4/22/2014 1:35:55 PM

4/22/2014 8:01:34 PM

4/24/2014 9:47:01 AM

Is this spiderman?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=813403648671598
iOS https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?v=813403648671598

4/24/2014 1:55:08 PM

After 1 second

4/24/2014 8:16:22 PM

Remix of a classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-nfzcUiPk

4/24/2014 8:17:58 PM

This is strangely satisfying

4/25/2014 8:56:48 AM

Awesome!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/20/most-beautiful-bridges_n_5159149.html

4/25/2014 8:45:47 PM

Twitter is confusing.

4/26/2014 8:05:54 AM

^ so is that saying twitter makes no money???

4/26/2014 12:00:54 PM

^ are you arguing it's a profitable company?

4/26/2014 12:09:36 PM

I see a question, not an argument.

4/26/2014 6:07:08 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0
Worst cover ever.

4/26/2014 7:04:54 PM

^^ so your position is that a question can't be an argument?

4/26/2014 7:39:07 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHpw6CzprNY

I cry every time I watch Eli

4/26/2014 7:56:19 PM

Facekini

4/26/2014 11:49:15 PM

4/27/2014 12:33:49 PM

4/27/2014 3:17:48 PM

^^ wow

4/27/2014 3:48:39 PM

JayMCnasty's post reminds me of this classic...

4/27/2014 8:19:43 PM

^ LOL

BASE jump from the world's terrorist building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD4qsWnjsNU

4/28/2014 12:34:04 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HRnc8DNdRA&feature=player_detailpage#t=72

4/28/2014 12:43:53 AM

if anyone is a fan of Billy Eichner or Patton Oswalt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0POlhP-X1M

4/29/2014 10:21:31 AM

This is in Cleveland County, NC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0waaPsgrdH0

4/29/2014 2:46:34 PM

I want to go to there.



http://www.businessinsider.com/moomin-cafe-2014-4

4/30/2014 12:38:49 PM

4/30/2014 3:25:10 PM

^ I feel like there's something important there that I can't see. I wish I could see it, but I can't.

4/30/2014 4:16:38 PM

OMG HAHAHHA

4/30/2014 4:35:36 PM

http://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-mind-blowing-infographic-mosquiotes-2014-4

4/30/2014 10:58:58 PM

^ Are we surprised?

4/30/2014 11:30:43 PM

How do snails kill people? Are they being eaten?

5/1/2014 9:33:23 AM

http://www.cdc.gov/parasites/schistosomiasis/

Quote :

"The parasites that cause schistosomiasis live in certain types of freshwater snails. The infectious form of the parasite, known as cercariae, emerge from the snail, hence contaminating water. You can become infected when your skin comes in contact with contaminated freshwater. "

I wondered about that too

5/1/2014 9:40:33 AM

Oh wow, gross.

5/1/2014 9:44:03 AM

You have died of dysentery schistosomiasis

5/1/2014 9:49:34 AM

If this doesn't make you smile you're a cold heartless bastard

5/1/2014 12:21:43 PM

^ Are we surprised?

5/1/2014 12:31:35 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ERfJhNY.png

Took me a minute.

5/1/2014 12:39:41 PM

^^^ So what condition is that? Autism or something else?

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5/1/2014 12:40:27 PM

5/1/2014 4:46:22 PM

now that is awesome and it's from lewisje no less

5/1/2014 5:06:03 PM

next

5/1/2014 8:30:28 PM