Quote :

"Thank god they waited until after the royal wedding for this."

bwahahahahah...where is your thread...I need to bump that jammie.

5/1/2011 11:09:02 PM

my guide says fox news is SUPPOSED to be having a "royal wedding recap", but some guy w/ a mustache is talking about some beirded guy, wtf



but yea, i'm waiting for them to spin this against Obama.

5/1/2011 11:09:55 PM

other than fox? here is msnbc http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/42852646#42852646

i'm just leaving it on mute till i see the prez though, so it doesn't really matter which one you watch

5/1/2011 11:10:54 PM

he was killed in a mansion

"Osama Bin Laden Credibility Watch" am i right?

also, geraldo just said "wtf pakistan, cant holler at a brother and let us know our boy is there??"

5/1/2011 11:11:30 PM

USA, USA, USA!

5/1/2011 11:12:00 PM

Probably had a cave scene backdrop in one of his beautifully decorated rooms to film his propaganda videos.

5/1/2011 11:12:23 PM

Geraldo spinning it up again. Why does this dude luck out on all of the "good" stories. He covered Lennon and he even interviewed the guy.

And LOL Usama.

5/1/2011 11:12:26 PM

SHIT YEAH

5/1/2011 11:12:30 PM

this news even made ESPN

5/1/2011 11:12:46 PM

Quote :

"he was killed in a mansion"

so you're saying this is eric rudolph pt. 2

we spend years looking in the wilderness and dude is chillin' in someone's basement

5/1/2011 11:12:47 PM

Yes...is that a typo or is that how we are supposed to spell his name? Usama?

5/1/2011 11:12:51 PM

Killed in a Mansion???? (per CNN)

apparently, we were looking in the wrong kind of caves

5/1/2011 11:13:15 PM

Osama got comfortable, probably got tired in those caves and was like IT'S BEEN A DECADE LOL OK TIME FOR CHARDONNAY

5/1/2011 11:13:33 PM

Quote :

"so you're saying this is eric rudolph pt. 2"

Eric Rudolph was found rummaging through a dumpster behind a strip mall

5/1/2011 11:13:39 PM

Pakistan harboring fugitives, uh oh.

5/1/2011 11:13:57 PM

leave it to a bl4x0r prez to be nearly an hour late to work

5/1/2011 11:14:45 PM

OH SHIT, GERALDO JUST SAID "OBAMA DEAD", SHITS REAL


also,vtomorrow on fox news:

Quote :

"Bin Laden Killed in Mansion in Pakistan: When will Obama get serious about Terrorism and invade Pakistan??"

5/1/2011 11:14:56 PM

CBS just said he was shot in the head.

Some sniper out there is getting high fives.

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 11:15 PM. Reason : s]

5/1/2011 11:15:32 PM

Geraldo just said "obamas dead" lol

5/1/2011 11:15:55 PM

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!


EVERYONE CALM DOWN


HES NOT DEAD









...






NOT UNTIL DONALD TRUMP SEES THE DEATH CERTIFICATE.

ONLY THEN, CAN WE CELEBRATE.

5/1/2011 11:16:04 PM

^^old

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 11:16 PM. Reason : a]

5/1/2011 11:16:16 PM

If pakistan helped, then no we won't invade

5/1/2011 11:16:25 PM

you can shoot someone in the head with a missile

5/1/2011 11:16:31 PM

i woke my dad up

he said "what are you doing watching tv at this hour?"

i was like, "dad it is 11pm...oh and did ya hear what i said OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD"

he prob won't even remember in the morning hah. but i figured he might wanna watch. but he was dead asleep so...on his end it was prob one of those confusing dream like convos.

5/1/2011 11:16:51 PM

CNN trying to speculate it was some Bourne identity CIA shit.

5/1/2011 11:17:07 PM

Can you imagine being the dude that shot him?! You couldn't tell anybody forever!!

5/1/2011 11:17:15 PM

Yeah, pretty sure Pakistan was all "we don't have anyone go away"

Lol Obama is delayed...teleprompters broken?

5/1/2011 11:18:02 PM

CIA finally do something right?!?!

i don't believe it

5/1/2011 11:19:09 PM

he should have announced this during the royal wedding

5/1/2011 11:19:16 PM

Wolf Blitzer just jumping to insane conclusions.

5/1/2011 11:19:17 PM

Well it only took a decade and billions of dollars, talk about efficiency

5/1/2011 11:19:26 PM

I want to invest in Obama stock right now.

5/1/2011 11:19:51 PM

Crowd national anthem is giving me goose bumps.

5/1/2011 11:20:14 PM

Peter would be the one to douche up this thread

5/1/2011 11:20:24 PM

Quote :

"Well it only took a decade and billions of dollars, talk about efficiency"

How much would you have spent?

5/1/2011 11:20:36 PM

I just feel bad for all of Osama's friends, like the kind of people who strap bombs to kids:

Quote :

"(CNN) -- A 12-year-old suicide bomber killed three other people, including a district council head, and armed attackers shot to death two police officers Sunday, the first day of a Taliban spring offensive."

Oh wait, not "feel bad," what's the other one? You know, the one where you want to devote the most immensely powerful armed force in the history of the world to obliterating them forever?

Quote :

"CIA finally do something right?!?!"

No shit. I dunno about Obama stock, but right now the CIA is breathing a huge sigh of relief. They'll get to be around for a good while longer now.

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 11:21 PM. Reason : ]

5/1/2011 11:20:43 PM

this only matters to people who watch tv news all day

5/1/2011 11:20:51 PM

5/1/2011 11:20:58 PM

Quote :

"Crowd national anthem is giving me goose bumps."

i kinda wanna drive down there!!

5/1/2011 11:21:01 PM

5/1/2011 11:21:34 PM

Afghan Security Forces:
7,500+ killed
Afghan Northern Alliance:
200 Killed

Coalition:
Killed: 2,355 (US: 1,482, UK: 361, Canada: 155, Others: 357)
Wounded: 16,000+ (US: 10,944,[ UK: 4,091, Canada: 1200+, Germany: 245 Australia: 162, Poland: 100
Contractors: Killed: 1,764
Wounded & injured: 59,465
Total Killed 11,758

Civilian deaths: 14,000-34,000 app

Taliban and Insurgents
Killed or captured: 38,000+

Osama Bin Laden
Killed: 1

Congrats.

5/1/2011 11:21:51 PM

^ exactly

5/1/2011 11:22:33 PM

maybe obama is getting the pictures ready for TV

5/1/2011 11:22:45 PM

I hope the rest of the world is taking note that Americans spontaneously burst into joyous song when we kill somebody we don't like.

5/1/2011 11:22:54 PM

the celebration is a bit ignorant imo

5/1/2011 11:23:34 PM

DC t dubbers need to head down to the party.

5/1/2011 11:23:34 PM

hahaha

We need to watch all tall buildings right now.

5/1/2011 11:23:43 PM

Wouldn't that be some shit if terrorists all over the place went buck wild blowing shit up

5/1/2011 11:23:48 PM

Whoever got the kill shot will get free blow jobs for life from everyone in nyc

5/1/2011 11:24:14 PM

Uh oh, I work in a tall building

5/1/2011 11:24:51 PM