I was inspired by last night's fake OKCupid profile thread, so I decided to make a fake account on PlentyOfFish.com because you can communicate back and forth for free. In the 10 hours I have had the account active on the site, I received 44 messages and 12 roses. I have come to the conclusion that I feel genuinely sorry for all females that have a dude hit on you. Not one of these dudes has even the slightest bit of game.

Anyways, I'd like to use this thread to report my findings for any LOLs. Any advice for future trolling will be taken into consideration.

Here's the fake profile:

5/11/2011 7:16:10 AM

ibtluls

5/11/2011 7:18:03 AM

Step 1. Learn English
Step 2. Correct personal
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Continue with no LOLs

5/11/2011 7:22:39 AM

The force is great in this one.

5/11/2011 7:23:16 AM

pretending to be a girl on the internet to talk to men, nope - nothing gay about that.

5/11/2011 7:33:34 AM

OP fails due to lack of posting the messages received.

[Edited on May 11, 2011 at 7:46 AM. Reason : jj]

5/11/2011 7:46:14 AM

Start talkin to a lot of different guys. Get them to meet you at a bar or restaurant on the same day and time. Tell them to bring you a flower or something that will make them recognizable. Show up, drink some beers and sit back while you watch a bunch of guys with flowers looking bewildered before they figure out they are all there for the fake woman

5/11/2011 7:47:40 AM

get them to send you nude pictures so you can fap, queer.

5/11/2011 7:50:53 AM

^^ For science.

5/11/2011 7:53:23 AM

Quote :

"Start talkin to a lot of different guys. Get them to meet you at a bar or restaurant on the same day and time. Tell them to bring you a flower or something that will make them recognizable. Show up, drink some beers and sit back while you watch a bunch of guys with flowers looking bewildered before they figure out they are all there for the fake woman"

that's mean

and hilarious

5/11/2011 7:57:04 AM

I'm trying to see if there are any webcams at the phillies stadium. That way we could all watch it happen live.

5/11/2011 8:01:35 AM

IMO the second and third portions of the about me section sound fake

5/11/2011 8:04:01 AM

Quote :

"CaseyAudi wants to date but nothing serious."

Quote :

"I'm looking for my other half. My best friend. Someone who I won't get tired of and someone that won't get tired of me. Someone to lean on and to go through all life [sic] big events together."

I hate girls who don't know what they want. 2/10 would not date again.

5/11/2011 8:21:47 AM

That is what is attracting these douche bags the most. They want to 'challenge' my sports knowledge.

5/11/2011 8:22:29 AM

Lawl at the subject line..

But dbmcknights quote shows why I think part of the about me is unbelievable

5/11/2011 8:24:45 AM

...why?

5/11/2011 8:42:10 AM

^ you don't want anything serious but you're looking for your other half?

5/11/2011 8:44:08 AM

that just makes it sound even more legit.

5/11/2011 8:46:18 AM

Quote :

"I'm trying to see if there are any webcams at the phillies stadium. That way we could all watch it happen live."

This has great potential. It's going to be a lot of work though, unless you really like flirting with dudes. Pikey takes one for the team itt

5/11/2011 8:47:40 AM

5/11/2011 8:57:41 AM

the gay thing will be when we see Pikey's actual responses. He seems like the kind of weirdo to get really involved, Catfish style.


i'm also surprised he didn't use that one girl's pics from the cruise


oh and JunkWell sounds like a black guy's name. Junquell

5/11/2011 8:58:49 AM

Quote :

"I DON'T SUPPOSED"

5/11/2011 9:03:07 AM

Dude you gotta get out more.

5/11/2011 9:04:07 AM

I'm not sure what that is supposed to mean, but fuck you in advance.

5/11/2011 9:05:00 AM

hater's gonna hate.

i find this humorous. continue.

5/11/2011 9:06:56 AM

Except for the subject line that first dude's message that Pikey posted really didn't seem that douchey.

[Edited on May 11, 2011 at 9:10 AM. Reason : ]

5/11/2011 9:10:43 AM

"I guess I can forgive you if you're up to the challenge..."

Since when is getting with a dude on a dating site a challenge?

5/11/2011 9:15:26 AM

I, for one, find this humourous and will subscribe to your newsletter

5/11/2011 9:18:40 AM

your persona needs to be crazier

5/11/2011 9:22:36 AM

Nah, I disagree. There is a fine line that needs to be walked here.

5/11/2011 9:27:47 AM

Man, Plenty of Fish looks a lot less seedy than it used to.

5/11/2011 9:28:25 AM

Where did you get the pics of the girl btw? Does she know you are using her pictures or is it just some random girl you found online?

5/11/2011 9:29:05 AM

She is a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend on FB.

5/11/2011 9:31:26 AM

lol iop1

Quote :

"FOR SCIENCE"

5/11/2011 9:32:33 AM

you motherfucker

5/11/2011 9:34:05 AM

Who's the girl anyway

She's purdy

5/11/2011 9:40:55 AM

Quote :

"She is a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend on FB."

5/11/2011 9:42:34 AM

Quote :

"TROLLING MOTOR ENGAGED"

5/11/2011 9:45:38 AM

I don't think I spit enough game for these online sausage-fests.

5/11/2011 9:47:49 AM

great success.

5/11/2011 9:49:58 AM

i wonder how many chicks i messaged on match.com that turned out to be some setup like this.

5/11/2011 10:38:26 AM

Creating a fake profile on a dating site is an indirect cry for attention. If you can't get it yourself, then pretend to be someone who does get it.

5/11/2011 10:43:06 AM

Quote :

"you don't want anything serious but you're looking for your other half?"

Girls realize they don't even take themselves seriously

sounds like perfect girl logic to me


I would never date a girl named CaseyAudi unless that was her first and last name and her dad owned Audi or some shit

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/11/2011 10:48:40 AM

I had to turn of the email notifications. Shit was getting ridiculous.

5/11/2011 10:51:29 AM

The only interesting thing about all of this would be if this happened:

Quote :

"Start talkin to a lot of different guys. Get them to meet you at a bar or restaurant on the same day and time. Tell them to bring you a flower or something that will make them recognizable. Show up, drink some beers and sit back while you watch a bunch of guys with flowers looking bewildered before they figure out they are all there for the fake woman"

Other than that...you're fucking pathetic. Which was already known, but this is just a good reminder.

5/11/2011 10:57:06 AM

Wow! This place is really starting to gay the fuck up.

5/11/2011 10:59:21 AM

This reminds me of the time I signed up for a hot or not account. It got even weirder when it was guys in my class.

5/11/2011 10:59:24 AM

Id hit it.

The girl not Pikey

5/11/2011 10:59:42 AM

epic meetup on scratch's patio

5/11/2011 11:00:18 AM

Quote :

"black hair"

5/11/2011 11:03:48 AM