Help!

10/12/2011 5:14:20 PM

oh I thought you were gonna give me solutions just in case I encounter this problem in the future.

my bad

10/12/2011 5:15:23 PM

go out back, come back with some dirt on your pants, tell them you took care of the dogshit problem

10/12/2011 5:15:26 PM

Tie a shirt around your waist?

10/12/2011 5:17:38 PM

last minute sick day, negotiated via email

10/12/2011 5:18:05 PM

something akin to the billy madison peeing one's pants solution?

except for doo-doo?

10/12/2011 5:20:21 PM

Shout ethnic slurs incessantly and no one will notice your shart problem

10/12/2011 5:21:06 PM

fake a seizue, sometimes they make you shit

10/12/2011 5:22:55 PM

got any chocolate in the office? spill it in your chair and sit on it "accidentally."

10/12/2011 5:23:11 PM

tell folks someone "beat the shit out of you."

10/12/2011 5:26:51 PM

Have your GF or wife to bring you new clothes. put them in a lunchbox to be all sneaky.

10/12/2011 5:28:33 PM

use your socks to clean up, oh wait....

10/12/2011 5:30:28 PM

Hahahhahah.

Stay in bathroom till past 630pm when everyone is gone, them leave.

10/12/2011 5:53:29 PM

Use a stapler to make a skirt out of printer paper and do a hula dance to your car.

10/12/2011 5:55:26 PM

lol awe!

10/12/2011 5:55:34 PM

just go ahead and start crying

10/12/2011 5:56:39 PM

wipe, toss undies, go commando

10/12/2011 6:00:43 PM

I have reason to believe there was nothing accidental about it

10/12/2011 6:01:48 PM

1) Handwash your underwear in the sink with soap.

2) Ring out your underwear in the sink, then squeeze within paper towels until water is no longer absorbed by the paper towels. This will help that your pants will not obtain a wetspot.


I've never had this experience but my Macgyver within me would take this action.

10/12/2011 6:19:51 PM

Early quit?

10/12/2011 6:21:02 PM

go put the damn sign back to 0

10/12/2011 6:46:53 PM

Threads like this are the reason I love TWW

10/12/2011 10:08:17 PM

I have reason to believe the person in question was:
A, already going 'commando' and
B, the pants were thin, very thin.

10/12/2011 10:13:52 PM

hope those dockers were scotch guarded

10/12/2011 10:19:16 PM

Ok OP, come back to complete the story.

10/13/2011 3:40:00 AM

Invent a completely new identity. Your former personality is dead to you. Refuse to acknowledge anyone that calls you anything other than your new name.

10/13/2011 7:10:16 AM

i need to know what happened to this individual

10/13/2011 4:26:07 PM

tell your boss you shit your pants and have to go home to change. it happened to me once and this is exactly what i did. he gave me the rest of the day off.

10/13/2011 5:13:05 PM

This thread needs an update

10/13/2011 5:15:40 PM

the world demands to know

what was the outcome of said sharting jcg15

10/14/2011 8:04:17 PM