Perfect game Humber versus some guy who has never pitched in the show before.

Prediction: Minnesota wins 9-0.

5/24/2012 6:28:54 PM

Twins pitcher:

Quote :

"The right-hander went 1-4 with a 4.24 ERA over eight starts with Triple-A Rochester before getting recalled Tuesday."

in other words, he'll throw a gem tonight

5/24/2012 6:31:06 PM

White Sox win 3-2 in 19 innings

5/24/2012 6:32:36 PM

it's been 600 days since the Twins were .500 or better

1 year, 7 months, 22 days

5/24/2012 9:02:13 PM

thats like half as long as the last time yall won the division

5/24/2012 9:03:54 PM

If the Twins lose this game I'll pay every user in this thread $5.

5/24/2012 9:07:48 PM

^^ you were saying....

[Edited on May 24, 2012 at 9:17 PM. Reason : d]

5/24/2012 9:15:31 PM

I was alive to see my team win 2 World Series

5/24/2012 9:17:20 PM

there aren't many of you left. shit that was 21 years ago already?

5/24/2012 9:18:16 PM

1987 and 1991

versus

2005 and 1917

cool argument bro

5/24/2012 9:20:36 PM

Puckett > Thomas

Since the Cubs might not win another game all year, I'm now focusing solely on Sox hate. It's so much harder with Guillen gone though. Konerko, Dunn, etc..are very likable.

5/24/2012 9:23:02 PM

Quote :

" Puckett > Thomas"

Lol no.

Thomas = greatest offensive player of his generation. Fuck a steroid.

5/24/2012 9:27:09 PM

Quote :

"Thomas = greatest offensive player of his generation."

agreed...Ken Griffey Jr. was a terrible baseball player

5/24/2012 9:27:43 PM

Pierzynski > Pierzynski

5/24/2012 9:30:41 PM

Look, jr.was great. But frank thomas was the greatest hitter since ted williams.

5/24/2012 9:33:14 PM

5/24/2012 9:33:36 PM

Quote :

"Also Joe Mauer can't hit a homer to save his life."

5/24/2012 9:35:43 PM

Quote :

"Look, jr.was great. But frank thomas was the greatest hitter since ted williams."

Batting Titles: 1
Career Average: 301

Greatest since Ted Williams.

5/24/2012 9:35:46 PM

Yes, i don't give a fuck what you say.

I'm not even a white sox fan.

5/24/2012 9:36:43 PM

I like your style. No need to draw this out.

5/24/2012 9:38:11 PM

i give up

season's over

free thread

5/24/2012 9:44:34 PM

I'm going to spend that $5 on 2/3rds of a beer at Saturday's game.

5/24/2012 10:24:41 PM

^^wow, what a fair weather fan

5/24/2012 10:25:57 PM

HR, HR, 2B, H, BB, HR
5 H, 1 BB, 6 R
1 IP

I wonder how bad Deunsing's WHIP/ERA imploded there.

edit: not that bad. point is, that was a good inning.

[Edited on May 24, 2012 at 10:29 PM. Reason : .]

5/24/2012 10:27:47 PM

oh good Crain is in the game...we should be able to cut it to 10-8 by the end of the 7th

5/24/2012 10:36:41 PM

- J. Crain relieved W. Ohman
- A. Casilla popped out to second
- D. Butera struck out swinging
- End of Inning

5/24/2012 10:42:33 PM

8th inning is where its at...Jamey Carroll is the best 9-hole hitter in the majors

i mean the 9th inning obviously

and if not then, well congrats on beating the worst team in MLB history 2-1 in a series

[Edited on May 24, 2012 at 10:56 PM. Reason : fuck off]

5/24/2012 10:46:16 PM

my reverse mojo worked

now give me my $5

5/25/2012 7:01:07 AM

5/25/2012 1:59:53 PM

we're tanking for Mark Appel

5/25/2012 2:05:24 PM

nothing makes me a happier baseball fan than seeing my two most hated teams struggling mightily!

5/25/2012 2:11:52 PM

Living life as a State fan, baseball season must be bliss for you. (Sox, Cardinals love + Cubs hate)

I unfortunately must suffer all year.

5/25/2012 2:17:21 PM

it's not too late to jump on the South Side Express

there are a few seats open

5/25/2012 2:21:48 PM

Quote :

" Apocalypse lives in the Central Time Zone, kind of like the White Sox and Twins burn"

Your mom lives in the central time zone!

Burn

5/25/2012 2:22:03 PM

Quote :

"it's not too late to jump on the South Side Express there are a few seats open"

Never! I'm a master masochist.

5/25/2012 2:24:01 PM

1.5 out!

5/26/2012 7:18:50 PM

I had some awesome seats! ($14.50 a piece)



[Edited on May 27, 2012 at 3:19 PM. Reason : .]

5/27/2012 3:17:49 PM

daggg konerko is a beast so far this year

5/27/2012 3:55:20 PM

Jesus without the tribe kornerko would be a fucking utility infielder dude kills us

5/27/2012 4:00:19 PM

idk about that

I'm a lifelong Tigers fan and i give him props

He never gets mentioned in HOF discussions, but he's better than some of the guys in there now.

He's just 36 and he could have 500 HR's by the time he retires

5/27/2012 4:03:13 PM

yeah i was being facetious

5/27/2012 4:11:09 PM

mah b

5/27/2012 4:15:51 PM

Streeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

5/27/2012 4:50:26 PM

nice win, 1 back in the loss column

but we have a tough series against one of the best in the AL and the indians have a series against one of the worst.

5/27/2012 5:43:50 PM

Quote :

"Paul Konerko is in the middle of one of the greatest hot streaks you’ll ever see, and it has propelled the Chicago White Sox to nine wins in their last 10 games. In those 10 games, Konerko is hitting .639 with five home runs and 14 RBIs. In that span, he has 23 hits in 36 at-bats. It has raised his season batting average to a major-league best .399, surpassing David Wright. "

http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago/white-sox/post/_/id/10101/how-konerko-took-the-batting-average-lead

5/28/2012 9:23:48 PM

i dropped Ervin Santana today for Sale

i now have two AL Central pitchers on my team that have had 15-K games this year

5/28/2012 9:39:22 PM

It's pretty stupid that Sale was even available...

5/29/2012 2:34:04 PM

Not a surprise when you play with mongs

5/29/2012 2:46:34 PM

Ever since Konerko got drilled in the face he's been on an absolute tear. Kind of nice in the one league where I have him.

5/29/2012 2:50:29 PM

except that he is 1-8 in the last two games with 5 k's and 2 gidp's

but still another Sox win and First place!

5/29/2012 10:05:31 PM