Now someone post that 2-steppin' dinosaur!

2/21/2012 10:38:37 AM

2/21/2012 10:39:48 AM

Premie memberships on EMCE!

2/21/2012 10:40:17 AM

But where are the " fuck bitches, get money" flags?

2/21/2012 10:50:02 AM

now i may mimic his movements while gesturing with my hands (inside of my office with the door closed, so no one thinks I'm crazy, of course) .

2/21/2012 10:55:30 AM

finally, you can make that poster purchase

2/21/2012 10:55:56 AM

Awesome! Raise means you can finally buy me that ice cream.

[Edited on February 21, 2012 at 11:03 AM. Reason : ]

2/21/2012 10:58:45 AM

Congrats man!

In related news my company is doing performance reviews all month...and they just announced a salary freeze, to be re-evaluated in Q3

2/21/2012 11:01:31 AM

can i get a loan?

2/21/2012 11:02:05 AM

here is EMCE again to make us all feel bad about ourselves.

2/21/2012 1:05:04 PM

!!!

2/21/2012 1:29:52 PM

the only news i got when i arrived at the office this morning is that my passwords are expired

2/21/2012 1:31:02 PM

I will allow you to take me on an ice cream date.

2/21/2012 1:32:40 PM

What are you gonna buy with all your new wealth?

2/21/2012 1:42:21 PM

you get a lot of raises

you are obviously not a government employee

[Edited on February 21, 2012 at 1:43 PM. Reason : ]

2/21/2012 1:43:22 PM

Eh...i'll say times arw tough everywhere

2/21/2012 1:52:44 PM

congrats, EMCE

i, too, received a raise - but i had to switch jobs to get it

2/21/2012 1:57:28 PM

They just make us kill people.

2/21/2012 1:59:13 PM

how many confirmed kills

2/21/2012 2:01:38 PM

I got one too

congrats

2/21/2012 2:11:06 PM

are your raises based on yearly K : D ratios?

2/21/2012 2:13:17 PM

I just got a promotion and the raise, on top of a yearly.*

I just got word yesterday, that I will be given another promotion and raise with in the month.

woot woot


(although the last just makes what my actual role has been for a while official )

2/21/2012 2:20:07 PM

way to one-up us

mine was just the yearly raise so it wasn't much...like an extra lunch on my paycheck

2/21/2012 2:21:59 PM

Thanks all. Congrats all.

2/21/2012 2:28:32 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=622492

says donate!

2/21/2012 2:40:22 PM

Quote :

"i, too, received a raise - but i had to switch jobs to get it"

this...which is why i'm looking for another job, it's time for another raise!

2/21/2012 4:41:08 PM

2/21/2012 5:00:46 PM

I got a raise...a 2% raise.

In other news though, I got a 100% funded bonus when company-wide it was only 78%. Go me.

2/21/2012 5:01:33 PM

So I imagine elise dances just like the dark haired girl with the frilly undies

2/21/2012 5:03:30 PM

Congrats. If it is to much money, you could send some my way

2/21/2012 9:34:33 PM

kekekekeke

2/21/2012 9:35:48 PM

Fuck your raise and fuck your face

2/21/2012 9:45:07 PM

Slave Famous, what's your "go gay" price? you know...how much would I have to pay you to lube up your butthole and bend over for me?

2/21/2012 9:49:21 PM

Penny for your thoughts

Nickel for your kiss

A dime if you tell me that you love me

2/21/2012 9:58:18 PM

I has lots of change

2/21/2012 10:00:10 PM

MY TIE INFLATES MY EGO

2/21/2012 10:00:27 PM