what's the best way to get a new bang-friend? i kinda just fell into this situation last time.

and keep in mind, mn1rocibittdnl

3/25/2012 11:50:12 AM

craigslist

3/25/2012 11:51:34 AM

i thought this thread was about The Bing Bong Brothers

3/25/2012 11:52:11 AM

mn1rocibittdnl?

3/25/2012 11:52:37 AM

You didn't pick her, she picked you.


If you want one, you need to date-down. Find some chick that's bangable but below your league. She'll be clingy... kind like you are right now, but probably worse.

[Edited on March 25, 2012 at 11:53 AM. Reason : .]

3/25/2012 11:53:17 AM

3/25/2012 11:54:31 AM

perfect!

3/25/2012 11:55:25 AM

3/25/2012 11:56:16 AM

mn1rocibittdnl makes me laff

EVERY TIME

(I picture the paint drawing y'all post)

3/25/2012 11:56:31 AM

um, clingy? I'm just upset cause the no effort poon train is leaving the station.

also, bbehe, youre so far behind. duh, mn1rocibittdnl

meg, what is the sick face for? are you disgusted at how dumb geniusboy is? me too

3/25/2012 11:58:22 AM

I'm sure you can find a new no-effort poon train very soon

3/25/2012 11:59:59 AM

that's what this thread is designed to help with

what's the best course of action to take to ensure myself a bangmaid

3/25/2012 12:02:13 PM

penis pics

artistic ones

3/25/2012 12:23:40 PM

i'll call olan mills

3/25/2012 12:25:44 PM

wagon wheel backdrops are key to finding new bang-friends

I'd totes fall for it

3/25/2012 12:28:17 PM

the sick face is how i feel when i see you

3/25/2012 12:42:44 PM

rocib

#1) dnl

I'm Krallum and i approved this message.

[Edited on March 25, 2012 at 12:47 PM. Reason : hahaha where did that shit come from?]

[Edited on March 25, 2012 at 1:08 PM. Reason : mn2rocibitthbt]

3/25/2012 12:47:40 PM

Quote :

" i'll call olan mills"

lol nice

3/25/2012 1:22:56 PM

how does one's hand consciously decide to move away?



I assume the sex was not consentual and your right hand could not handle the sexual abuse anymore.

don't worry, she has a hot neighbor to the left.

[Edited on March 25, 2012 at 2:18 PM. Reason : .]

3/25/2012 2:17:07 PM

Damn, what's life like without a bang-friend? BettrOffDead

3/25/2012 2:34:52 PM

If you want one, you need to date-down. Find some chick that's bangable but below your league. She'll be clingy... kind like you are right now, but probably worse.

3/25/2012 3:34:09 PM

dear klatyPus,

youre dumb as shit and you lie a lot.





tww'ers can apply for bangmaid spot, but very few of you dnl and hbt, so youll probs get axed

3/25/2012 6:28:55 PM

I never lied.

3/25/2012 6:31:02 PM

YOU LIED

YOU SAID MY LEFT HAND WAS HOT

WHEN YOU KNOW IT AINT

THANKS TO THAT WOODCHIPPER ACCIDENT


but seriously tww, tell your whore friends with great racks that i said what up. i will give them my weiner, no charge

3/25/2012 6:37:55 PM

mn1rocibittdnma

3/25/2012 6:39:37 PM

i kno rite

3/25/2012 6:41:47 PM

I, too, would enjoy a new bang-friend

but it requires so much effort to get off the couch

3/25/2012 6:44:06 PM

where did he/she move to?

3/25/2012 6:44:35 PM

[Edited on March 25, 2012 at 6:45 PM. Reason : OH, WHERE. HAR HAR]

3/25/2012 6:45:03 PM

My tits would like to submit an application.

3/25/2012 9:56:10 PM

^ don't believe her - she wouldn't even let me jerk off on her for money

3/25/2012 10:00:21 PM

AHAHAH

you didn't get my PM?

3/25/2012 10:04:06 PM

backpages.com

$50-100 can make some of your dreams come true.

3/25/2012 10:06:09 PM

How's this coming along?

3/28/2012 10:14:03 PM

First, he saws off his hand to keep a bang friend

Second, he saws off his foot to keep unemployment

http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Man-Saws-Off-Own-Foot-To-Avoid-Job-Assignment-144467885.html

3/28/2012 10:17:58 PM

My Bang Friend's Hot Mom

3/28/2012 10:19:10 PM

http://www.raleighswingers.com

3/28/2012 10:20:48 PM

3/28/2012 10:23:04 PM

i'm baffled by this secret code.

please, reveal your language to me.

3/28/2012 10:28:02 PM

The DENNIS System

3/28/2012 11:14:51 PM

you could do the dating websites or whatever....i make sure i always have someone aka a friend ive met wherever i live or when i come back and visit aka any place i have been.

3/29/2012 1:02:04 AM

sadtimes indeed

3/29/2012 1:06:00 AM

Quote :

"f you want one, you need to date-down. Find some chick that's bangable but below your league."

Best advice eva

3/29/2012 1:22:37 AM

3/29/2012 1:58:47 AM

[Edited on March 29, 2012 at 2:03 AM. Reason : /]

3/29/2012 2:02:51 AM

That raleigh swingers link goes to a beaufort website.

3/29/2012 10:00:28 AM

acraw, youre bangable, but pretty much on my level. buy a plane ticket here and prepare for some serious horizontal cuddling

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 7:56 PM. Reason : ass cuddling that is]

4/3/2012 7:56:10 PM

dude, acraw is so far out of your league. no offense.

4/3/2012 7:59:55 PM

mn100rocibittdnl n101dnp

4/3/2012 9:51:26 PM

klatypus, you sound like a cunt a lot of the time. are you actually a cunt, or is it just some online cunt personality?


if living colour wrote a song about you it'd be called... "man, klatypus is a cunt and then in parentheses til the break of dawn"

4/3/2012 10:12:53 PM