So, I decided to take a weekend trip out to VA Beach this weekend and decided to take up GenisXboY's offer of tdubers getting a free pizza. I walked into the restaurant, which had a very relaxed and casual atmosphere and I told the cashier behind the counter that I would like to see the owner. He had me wait a second and out came a moderate build white guy in his mid 30s from what I could tell. I told him I was from The wolf web. He looked at me with bewilderment, As if I were from a charity organization that gives convicted rapists money to help them when they get out of prison. So I tell him I'm merbig. He then tells me that he doesn't give a shit how big I am and to get the fuck out of town. For a second I thought he was rreslly a twwer when he proceeded to call me a faggot.

This geniusxboy, or whoever the fuck he is, is an elaborate ruse/alias. Personally I think he's salisburyboy.

9/16/2012 8:18:39 PM

Discovery of the century!

9/16/2012 8:21:21 PM

Quote :

"He then tells me that he doesn't give a shit how big I am and to get the fuck out of town."

lolz

9/16/2012 8:21:46 PM

I am SHOCKED and APPALLED.

9/16/2012 8:22:10 PM

Quote :

"SHIT HOW BIG"

9/16/2012 8:27:07 PM

He once kicked me out of his restaurant because of some stupid "no dogs allowed" rule. I mean, why can't I take my Papa John's carryout pizza into his restaurant and sit down and eat it with my golden retriever. I was willing to buy a cup of water from him, but he cursed me out and violently shoved me and my furry companion out his door. He then threw my Papa John's carryout pizza at my car. How rude.

9/16/2012 8:31:01 PM

Im glad someone is finally stepping forward.

It was a dark and stormy night, my old wiper blades barely cleared the deluge that poured over the highway. I pull over and rub my eyes; "God I look like hell, maybe I can get some food in that shitty looking pizza joint". I walk in, dripping wet, to nothing but scowls from behind the counter. I disregard the perceived unwelcomeness and take a seat at the corner booth. Before I know it, some lunatic starts on a tirade about how the universe is "just waiting to be hacked". I never looked back...

9/16/2012 8:49:46 PM

pics

9/16/2012 8:55:09 PM

I don't have any.

9/16/2012 9:43:03 PM

wait, could Merbig be Geniusxboy?

9/16/2012 9:47:04 PM

^^^ his restaurant closed a few years ago.

9/16/2012 9:48:10 PM

dont go away and post just go away

9/16/2012 9:49:50 PM

9/16/2012 9:55:04 PM

6th sense

9/16/2012 10:00:43 PM

Officially called out

9/16/2012 10:51:24 PM

I sure didn't see this one coming.

9/17/2012 5:38:22 AM

Is this all true?

Is this a true story?

I need to know if this is a true story...

9/17/2012 7:27:47 AM

Why would I lie?

9/17/2012 7:44:48 AM

Why would I lie?

9/17/2012 7:44:48 AM

but is he a genius or not, that's the crucial question...

9/17/2012 10:01:18 AM

That much should be painfully obvious.

9/17/2012 10:04:58 AM

Quote :

"decided to take up GenisXboY's offer of tdubers getting a free pizza."

yeah, I'm sure he'll give any TWWer that walks into his place a free pizza...then he'll hand you a apron and a mop.

9/17/2012 10:07:14 AM

You should have worn a Ron Paul shirt then maybe you would have gotten a free pizza

9/17/2012 10:40:38 AM

Background to this story? I have family in VA Beach.

9/17/2012 10:49:38 AM

the key is to pay him with lafta bucks

9/17/2012 11:05:54 AM

Grouponxboy

9/17/2012 11:28:53 AM

Quote :

"then he'll hand you a apron and a mop."

Free apron and mop too?

9/17/2012 12:02:16 PM

^^^^ geniusxboy has said in the past that he would make a tduber a pizza if one of us were to visit his pizza place in VA beach. So I was up there this past weekend, went to all around pizza and the owner didn't know what this place was. Either business is that bad or he is a liar.

9/17/2012 12:22:14 PM

this place:
http://allaroundpizza.com/
?

9/17/2012 12:42:27 PM

gxb is conspicuously absent from this thread

9/17/2012 12:43:39 PM

^^ yup.

9/17/2012 12:46:17 PM

Did he ever come out and say that that was his pizza place?

9/17/2012 12:47:13 PM

Looks like its owned by a guy in his 50's named Stephen (or Steven) Lazernick who also owns Lazo Painting

http://www.whitepages.com/name/Stephen-Lazernick/Virginia
http://www.manta.com/g/mrybs37/steven-lazernick
http://www.corporationwiki.com/Virginia/Chesapeake/all-around-pizza/76685544.aspx
http://www.corporationwiki.com/Virginia/Chesapeake/steven-lazernick/76691118.aspx

But I have no idea whats going on here

[Edited on September 17, 2012 at 1:02 PM. Reason : and this is just from google, no idea how accurate it is or if this is some inside thing i don't get]

9/17/2012 12:57:22 PM

^ new guy is good

9/17/2012 1:00:07 PM

two trolls, a lie, and a pizza place

9/17/2012 1:02:54 PM

motherfucker said "Lazernick"

9/17/2012 1:03:17 PM

I had sex with a chick from VA Beach once (well actually, several times). She wasn't involved in the pizza industry though.

[Edited on September 17, 2012 at 1:05 PM. Reason : a]

9/17/2012 1:04:34 PM

iop1

9/17/2012 1:04:37 PM

^^ I dont know man, apparently she liked "the sauce" if you know what I mean!!!

9/17/2012 1:06:06 PM

Review from Yelp

Quote :

"Found out the owner sleeps in the back"

from a Josh in Raleigh, NC

9/17/2012 1:07:18 PM

she was definitely into my sausage, that's for sure.

ZING

9/17/2012 1:07:22 PM

pretty yeasty on the bottom though

9/17/2012 1:11:38 PM

They have a Libertarians meeting there, which is consistent with what I have seen of that poster. Maybe instead of that poster not being the owner, maybe he is the owner but is a guy in his 50's named Steven.

http://www.meetup.com/tidewaterlp/events/80648702/

Although a google of "Geniusxboy" indicates that he claims his name is "Josh" and he is the sole proprietor of All Around Pizza on Holland Road

"geniusxboy" does have footage of all around pizza on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/geniusxboy

"geniusxboy" may be antisemetic:
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=239&t=45798

And it looks like he thinks black people don't tip:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?PHPSESSID=dd6c2da65fd7622bc74ee5530e542611&action=profile;u=25205;sa=showPosts

might be this guy:
http://www.myspace.com/geniusxboy
<a href="http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/profile01/152/d43cf585081049cb9514495564ae17aa/p.jpg" target="_blank">

apparently he had bad luck with online dating:
http://mingle2.com/user/deactivated/539326

[Edited on September 17, 2012 at 1:18 PM. Reason : Why doesn't the pic work?]

9/17/2012 1:11:49 PM

Actually I remember him telling me something about his dad being the actual owner of the place

9/17/2012 1:14:40 PM

maybe geniusboy leases it?

maybe he is a manager instead of the owner?

9/17/2012 1:15:24 PM

remind me never to piss off dtownral. He is a regular TWW Private Eye.

9/17/2012 1:15:35 PM

Apparently gave up on OkCupid too:
http://www.okcupid.com/forum?low=1&tid=3882291248485181823

Offers free pizza:
http://www.okcupid.com/forum?tid=14057858784106639077

Only gets high marks from 11% of people:
http://www.okcupid.com/forum?tid=4662590026210040865

Give his pizza A+!!!11 reviews:
http://www.mojopages.com/biz/all-around-pizza-s-and-deli/virginia-beach/va/23452/36963372

9/17/2012 1:18:23 PM

^^ this and V that x 2

and

Quote :

"maybe he is a manager instead of the owner?"

this sounds most likely.


[Edited on September 17, 2012 at 1:20 PM. Reason : holy crap on a cracker we got a sherlock holmes here. ]

9/17/2012 1:18:36 PM

dtownral, the new settledown

9/17/2012 1:19:16 PM

Maybe instead of manager, he just works there selling pizza (would explain his anger towards tippers)

9/17/2012 1:19:41 PM