http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ

6/18/2013 6:04:05 PM

One of my top five current bands.

6/18/2013 6:25:37 PM

Beavis and Butt-head type video for sure

6/18/2013 6:30:25 PM

This boner isn't weird. Her body is an easy 10/10

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6/18/2013 6:36:26 PM

Road trip boner. When you've been sitting so long your pants have cut circulation to your sack and its throbbing for blood. :insert giggle:

6/18/2013 6:38:02 PM

a pussy that I already half-jizzed in

I swear that splooge is the best lube

6/18/2013 8:12:50 PM

no way dude.

crisco is way better.

6/18/2013 9:04:40 PM

Is that what you use in your anoos?

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6/18/2013 9:10:33 PM

http://www.wral.com/house-takes-up-far-reaching-anti-abortion-bill/12562865/

6/18/2013 9:11:29 PM

Did you mean POST THE WEIRDEST THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A BONER? If not, what does a "weird boner" look like? Does it deviate in one direction or what.

Anyway, so an albino alien-looking chick with a terrible hairdo gives you a boner?

6/19/2013 8:32:07 AM

good trole

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6/19/2013 8:37:17 AM

Really having to take a shit but trying to hold it until I get home. My guess is that it's the pressure it puts on my prostate, but I'm no doctor.

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6/19/2013 8:40:21 AM

Maybe you just like the feeling of something being in there. Like when you're banging a girl and you stick your thumb in her butt then when you take it out she puts hers in there

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6/19/2013 8:45:06 AM

When I wake up in the morning and have to piss, I frequently have a boner. And this is totally inexplicable, obviously, because it's impossible to piss through a full-fledged erection. Sometimes I go to the toilet and have to stand there for like 30s before my boner subsides and I can urinate. And sometimes I piss through the boner, and the piss comes out at an odd angle, or in two different streams.

6/19/2013 11:53:22 AM

Baby's On Fi-urh!!

6/19/2013 11:54:32 AM

^^ congrats, you have the same issue that 100% of dudes have.

6/19/2013 11:57:14 AM

^
Oh, I didn't suppose I was unique in my difficulties with morning erections. But I figured I might as well be the one to mention it.

6/19/2013 11:58:53 AM

I follow. But I wouldn't really consider it weird, considering that it happens to all of us.

6/19/2013 12:01:47 PM

I hear that, I guess. But considered in itself, it's pretty weird.

6/19/2013 12:03:13 PM

What is weird about that?

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6/19/2013 12:11:17 PM

I mean, I know it's totally normal, but it seems odd that one should wake up simultaneously with an erection and with the urge to piss (which are two incompatible things.) It's especially strange since I never wake up with a boner unless I have to urinate.

6/19/2013 12:17:00 PM

There are piss boners and there are sex boners. How long have you been a dude?

6/19/2013 12:21:32 PM

Boners make sex possible, but they make pissing much more difficult

Therefore, getting a boner when you see a beautiful naked woman makes sense...but getting one when you have to piss makes very little sense

That's the way I've always seen it, anyway

(shrug)

6/19/2013 12:24:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdA-8SYoA-o

6/19/2013 12:31:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-NXv5Tma0

7/21/2013 1:51:40 PM

https://vimeo.com/71919803

8/8/2013 12:58:14 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df03_j9MuOg

8/8/2013 1:36:06 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWKgfQ1BSWA

8/9/2013 4:45:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNJHxnLEG1M

9/3/2013 5:26:18 PM

I think its safe to say that no one is watching any of these videos btw

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9/3/2013 5:34:23 PM

I watched that last one... WTF THAT MADE ME CRINGE

She is a disgusting woman... can't believe people like that exist. Sidebar had a lot of her other videos, which I et are just as depraved.

And you get a boner from it? That's even more disgusting than her.

I wonder if there are weirdos who actually followed her commands and jerked off... Did you do it God?

(For those who want to watch it... It is sfw with regards to picture, but the words are vile)

9/4/2013 2:03:55 AM

I've seen videos like that on DailyMotion before, rips from WankItNow (from the same people who brought you DownBlouseLoving)...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrc3e3_mercedes-making-her-brother-jerk-off-in-front-of-her-channelnine_redband
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpcqzb_huge-titted-slut-instructs-u-how-to-jerk-off_redband
(obvi NSFW)

9/4/2013 5:57:35 AM

http://imgur.com/a/ZcI3t

9/17/2013 8:27:29 PM

9/20/2013 9:11:58 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwkyIVsPdIA

9/21/2013 11:20:04 PM

http://vimeo.com/71538460

9/28/2013 2:35:47 PM

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10/4/2013 12:10:43 AM

nice shoe dick

10/4/2013 1:54:49 AM

This one definitely belongs in here, not in the fitness models thread

10/4/2013 8:41:39 PM