It refuses to work at all unless I really really like a lady.

So I have to be vulnerable and give these broads a chance to get into my head and ruin my life if I ever want my dick to start working again?

Not cool.

Well, it's cool when she's awesome. Not cool the 99% of other times.

12/13/2013 4:30:52 AM

So you can't piss unless you're in love?

12/13/2013 6:12:26 AM

Have you tried men yet?

12/13/2013 6:14:54 AM

I CAN PISS

THAT'S ABOUT IT, THOUGH

Not even morning wood

12/13/2013 6:26:43 AM

No? you guys have never gone through periods where an erection just isn't going to happen? Not even morning wood?

I'm not alone you self conscious cocksuckers.

HAVEN'T MASTURBATED IN MONTHS.

[Edited on December 13, 2013 at 9:01 AM. Reason : ]

12/13/2013 9:00:53 AM

I mean I can go 3 or 4 days nowadays without busting one out but by that point it starts getting to me. If it was months I suppose I would consider it broken as well.

12/13/2013 9:10:42 AM

12/13/2013 9:12:54 AM

Seems to be a lot of penis problems on tww lately.

12/13/2013 9:14:25 AM

if you aren't bipolar i'd seriously consider talking to your doctor about changing to an antidepressant less catered towards anti-seizure applications and more catered towards serotonin reuptake

also getting old sucks

12/13/2013 9:14:50 AM

I have this problem sometimes too. I partially blame my medication

12/13/2013 9:15:21 AM

^^^ How about your vagina?

12/13/2013 9:16:51 AM

Quote :

"CHOP IT OFF"

12/13/2013 9:35:18 AM

I appreciate your concern about my vagina, shoot. It is doing quite well.

12/13/2013 10:02:31 AM

is that thing worth trying to jam my completely flaccid cock up there?

12/13/2013 10:08:36 AM

12/13/2013 10:10:05 AM

Mine? I dunno. Husband says the pregnancy has made it extra warm, wet, and snug, but you've only only got about 3 months left before a 7-8 pound parasite forces its way out making it a little undesirable for the next couple months.

12/13/2013 10:11:26 AM

Well parasite may be a little harsh

12/13/2013 10:16:37 AM

7-8 lbs freeloader

12/13/2013 10:17:42 AM

I'm sure it is a cute parasite, but seriously. It is in my body taking my nutrients and sucking my energy.

12/13/2013 10:20:47 AM

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"So I have to be vulnerable and give these broads a chance to get into my head and ruin my life if I ever want my dick to start working again?"

Some guys aren't able to have one night stands because of that, but I think it's more of a mental thing about wanting to be invested in someone before you fuck them. Can be a physical thing, and if so, trying it ends up in terrible sex.

But no morning wood, no anything? That's harsh. Good luck dude.

12/13/2013 10:24:26 AM

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"you guys have never gone through periods where an erection just isn't going to happen?"

yeah, its happened before but only on a few occassions. stop masturbating so much, especially if you plan on going out.

12/13/2013 10:40:10 AM

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"HAVEN'T MASTURBATED IN MONTHS"

12/13/2013 10:42:35 AM

lol

12/13/2013 10:44:30 AM

You need to cut back. Dont touch your junk for a year and then try again.

12/13/2013 10:45:19 AM

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"you guys have never gone through periods where an erection just isn't going to happen?"

Yes, many times.

-for maybe 15 minutes post-coitus
-while watching videos like 2 girls 1 cup, or the Al Qaeda beheading videos

Umm...that's probably about it.

12/13/2013 10:56:41 AM

^^ me? I legit haven't masturbated in months so I can't really cut back

^ LOL

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"Some guys aren't able to have one night stands because of that, but I think it's more of a mental thing about wanting to be invested in someone before you fuck them. Can be a physical thing, and if so, trying it ends up in terrible sex. But no morning wood, no anything? That's harsh. Good luck dude."

The weird part is I never had this problem until about 6 months ago. Maybe I'm growing up to be a real boy

[Edited on December 13, 2013 at 11:01 AM. Reason : ]

12/13/2013 10:59:51 AM

low t

12/13/2013 11:01:29 AM

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"It refuses to work at all unless I really really like a lady."

this has happened to me

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"HAVEN'T MASTURBATED IN MONTHS."

but this makes me think your shit's fucked up

12/13/2013 11:07:13 AM

Eat more greens and celery.

12/13/2013 11:09:41 AM

this is going to require a holistic approach:

trade your Miata + cash for my Z06, eat a bunch of steak and, like, raw tuna...buy a bunch of Megadeth and early Metallica albums, start studying Muay Thai or Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and start rubbing the androgen on its skin.

12/13/2013 11:11:08 AM

At least it's not staying open all day.

12/13/2013 11:12:08 AM

Maybe you are going through "reverse puberty"?

There are like, 6 known cases around the world.

Congrats on being so unique and rare.

You are a gem!

12/13/2013 11:13:52 AM

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"trade your Miata + cash for my Z06,"

I have an s2k now

12/13/2013 11:18:00 AM

apparently flaccid dick conversations aren't cool after lunch

12/13/2013 2:54:14 PM

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"you guys have never gone through periods where an erection just isn't going to happen? "

Yes. It's called staying up all night drinking and blowing lines.

12/13/2013 2:58:00 PM

what about viagra or cialis?

12/13/2013 2:58:50 PM

Real talk.

Those "Stiff Nights" capsules they sell at gas stations actually work. Try that shit.

Seriously.

12/13/2013 3:02:46 PM

Oh man, unless there's no other way I could get things working with someone I actually care about, I MAY take one of those - fuck that shit otherwise.

Quote :

"Yes. It's called staying up all night drinking and blowing lines."

hahahaha

[Edited on December 13, 2013 at 3:07 PM. Reason : ]

12/13/2013 3:07:25 PM

So you're saying your penis is revolting... I thought that was the general consensus.

12/13/2013 3:19:59 PM

^^ if you're having dick problems i feel bad for ya son
i got 99 problems but my dick ain't one

12/13/2013 3:44:52 PM

For the past few years my wang has been losing its mojo every fall. No morning wood or anything. It comes back in the spring big time though.

The only explanation I've found is that it's a symptom of seasonal affective disorder. I tried light therapy (basically turn on a sunlamp in the morning for about half an hour). It seems to be working, although it's still not like it is when it's warm.

You said you've had this problem for six months so your problem must be different. You getting old son

12/13/2013 4:34:18 PM

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"You getting old son"

Waaaaaat?? He just went through puberty last year!!!

12/13/2013 5:46:23 PM

Ehh, I'm 34. Mine's still, like, weapons grade. I don't think it's just age.

12/13/2013 6:04:08 PM

did somebody say levitra

12/13/2013 7:42:20 PM