now i may mimic his movements while gesturing with my hands (inside of my office with the door closed, so no one thinks I'm crazy, of course) .

2/10/2015 10:26:55 AM

oh, neat, another thread where emce tells us he makes more money

i was worried we wouldn't get one this month

2/10/2015 10:29:44 AM

you post about raises too much - i think there is a back story here involving corruption

2/10/2015 10:31:47 AM

Hell yeah. Make it rain on dem hoes!




(how often do promotions typically come at your place? Like, from _____ Engineer I to ______ Engineer II, etc?)

2/10/2015 10:36:13 AM

black guilt

[Edited on February 10, 2015 at 10:38 AM. Reason : jkjk, disregard females- acquire currency ]

2/10/2015 10:38:11 AM

Congrats man. Hard work payz off

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2/10/2015 10:48:06 AM

What happened in 2011?

message_search.aspx?type=topic&searchstring=raise&username=EMCE

2/10/2015 10:49:36 AM

Promotions, id say
1 to 2 : about 5 years
2 to 3: about 4 -6 years
3 to 4: about every 5-7
some people never leave level 4
level 5 and 6 is getting into director level, fellows, and senior staff. most never get there.

all this is dependent on what you do, and how you do it. promotions are supposed to be merit based, and not based on years of service.

2/10/2015 10:50:08 AM

^^ page 2 of the 2010 thread

2/10/2015 10:52:30 AM

Congrats.

2/10/2015 10:57:47 AM

My promotions are based on keeping a healthy body weight. Fitness is hella important in the emailing people world.

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2/10/2015 11:02:19 AM

Thanks guys!

2/10/2015 11:15:13 AM

I, too, got a raise!

#reparations #ThxObama #BlackHistoryMonth

2/10/2015 4:10:19 PM

^ congrats!

2/10/2015 4:58:57 PM

You should celebrate your raise with some foie gras

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2/10/2015 5:00:35 PM

i got a small raise today! w00t. bout time, it has been TOO long

2/18/2015 4:17:27 PM

congrats man!

2/18/2015 4:39:13 PM

We don't get our raises until April.

2/20/2015 8:34:44 PM

Congrats to all with recent raises

I'll be bumping up to GS-13 in mid-June

2/20/2015 11:13:10 PM

I, too, also forget to flush the toilet at work.




er, sorry, I thought this thread was about something else.

2/20/2015 11:34:55 PM

I'll find out my raise/bonus situation on Tuesday. Overfunded bonuses ftw!

2/22/2015 11:22:01 AM

holy shit, I posted that last reply yesterday.

The thread was barely down page 1 of chit-chat.

TWW is dead.

2/23/2015 4:48:51 PM

Promotion to the next salary grade, 14% raise and a 20% increased bonus.

hhhhhnnnnggg

2/25/2015 3:39:16 PM

Nice! congrats man

2/25/2015 4:09:02 PM

Promotion to Manager and a $15,000 raise. Woot Woot!

4/1/2015 11:05:49 AM

37% raise & sales incentives

but hear me out

this is a unique promotion opportunity to make increased mix market sales

4/1/2015 11:06:44 AM

Congrats!

4/1/2015 11:07:32 AM

1% raise!

4/1/2015 11:12:09 AM

April fools!!!!

4/1/2015 12:43:49 PM

is this like the 3% inflation stuff... or got a new job with 10+ percent...
either is fun... congrats man !!!

4/1/2015 3:09:30 PM

Thanks! This was the raise I was hoping for last year. Such a relief to finally get it. I gots mouths to feed.

4/1/2015 4:54:13 PM

[Edited on April 1, 2015 at 5:27 PM. Reason : egg hunt time = no tricks]

4/1/2015 4:57:10 PM

YOUR WIFE GAVE ME a 69% RAISE LAST NIGHT

4/1/2015 6:35:15 PM

$$$ and more RSUs

6/24/2015 7:50:43 PM

I, too, got a raise (promotion) this biweek

6/24/2015 7:53:47 PM

I'm never getting another raise

6/24/2015 8:22:23 PM

lol,

coworker found the boss' paystub...from 10 years ago. In salary alone, 600% more than I make now. I can't imagine what it is now. Yet the company has no money for raises (except for management)

6/27/2015 9:21:11 AM

So is EMCE the 1% yet?

6/27/2015 11:40:31 AM

6/27/2015 11:42:32 AM