So I've been having some "loose stools" (read: explosive diarrhea) occasionally lately due to a new medicine I'm titriting. (this is to be expected, apparently)

Yesterday for lunch I had a salad with mixed greens at approximately 12:30pm. At 2:30pm the 'rhea hit, and I noticed upon inspection that it was mostly undigested salad greens.

Isn't this a SUPER fast turnaround time for poo? According to experiments I've done in the past, I used to be on a 16-24 hour cycle.

3/26/2015 12:40:47 PM

Duh. Pick out the undigested mixed greens and eat them again.

3/26/2015 12:53:37 PM

fuck it.... imma beat to this thread anyway

3/26/2015 12:58:46 PM

I used to know a girl in high school named Rhea. True story.

3/26/2015 12:59:24 PM

the medication fucking up your bile?

3/26/2015 1:06:26 PM

I think you need to read the top comment here: http://goo.gl/ubo5T7

3/26/2015 1:22:55 PM

Several weeks ago, for days, I had a turnaround time of about 10 minutes.

Wasn't pleasant at all. Doctor gave me cipro and metronidazol and it seemed to help.

3/26/2015 1:42:29 PM

Not if those greens caught the 12:30 express, which it sounds like they did. Choo Chooooooooooooo

3/26/2015 2:16:26 PM

3/26/2015 2:21:30 PM

I've always wondered about the turnaround time for food in my system, but have never been quite curious enough to do the research (either academic or empirical)

3/26/2015 2:31:50 PM

Inspecting your own diarrhea and other money-saving tips.

3/26/2015 3:05:15 PM

Call Ryan Harrow, he knows all about them bubble guts and I hear he's not doing anything right now

[Edited on March 26, 2015 at 3:35 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on March 26, 2015 at 3:36 PM. Reason : .]

3/26/2015 3:33:40 PM

^^^You can do it easily by eating some corn and keeping watch

3/26/2015 3:45:47 PM

Eat raw beets with a meal. Your stool will be red and you'll know exactly how long it took to cycle. Haha.

3/26/2015 6:29:17 PM

Can you get measles from eating your grandmother's diarrhea?

3/26/2015 6:30:23 PM

3/26/2015 6:37:57 PM

this thread makes me feel weird

3/26/2015 10:00:15 PM

In your pants?

3/26/2015 10:41:31 PM

^^I'm sorry. I even considered that before posting.

I love you.

3/26/2015 11:25:10 PM

This forum is so full of sociopaths talking to themselves lol. It's weird to watch. I couldn't imagine taking the time to log out of one username so that I could log in as a different one to talk to myself just to perpetuate, for people I don't know mind you, that it's a completely different person. Sooooooo fucking crazy.

[Edited on March 26, 2015 at 11:31 PM. Reason : Not to mention the ones that pick a random fb acct. I thought I was off. ]

3/26/2015 11:29:44 PM

every time i eat i blow ass, not sure what food it is, i usually just flush it and move along

3/27/2015 12:00:18 AM

eat more cheese.

3/27/2015 12:18:48 AM

I just had fresh durian. What am I going to smell like in the morning.

3/27/2015 12:24:57 AM

circle circle dot dot

3/27/2015 12:38:33 AM

^^can I check? Just throwin it out there

3/27/2015 12:53:05 AM

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"This forum is so full of sociopaths talking to themselves lol. It's weird to watch. I couldn't imagine taking the time to log out of one username so that I could log in as a different one to talk to myself just to perpetuate, for people I don't know mind you, that it's a completely different person. Sooooooo fucking crazy"

So who's the aliases in here?

3/27/2015 10:10:38 AM

^asks the alias.

3/27/2015 10:13:13 AM

you think i'm an alias? i can assure you i am not. i've been suggesting for years that the mods should call out the aliases, i think it'd be pretty funny, i'm not sure why they won't.

3/27/2015 10:15:40 AM

I think everyone is an alias. This whole site is fake. Just part of my truman show-esque life.

3/27/2015 10:38:02 AM

So after a night of pounding Natty Daddy, I had my typical pre-breakfast diro but luckily I was able to control the flow, meaning most of the backsplash hit my ass crack instead of scattering shit water droplets upon random locations on my butt cheeks. That's the worst when you're wiping your ass and you get some shit water on your damn wrist or something thanks to dat ass.

3/27/2015 10:52:47 AM

Quote :

"This forum is so full of sociopaths talking to themselves lol. It's weird to watch. I couldn't imagine taking the time to log out of one username so that I could log in as a different one to talk to myself just to perpetuate, for people I don't know mind you, that it's a completely different person. Sooooooo fucking crazy."

are you talking about me? there are several people on TWW that have met me in all my glory and can indeed confirm that I am not an alias.

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"typical pre-breakfast diro"

I love this so much. Must remember to incorporate "diro" into vernacular.

3/27/2015 12:17:02 PM

I guarantee that slappy1 is not an alias

I'm an alias though

4/3/2015 9:33:38 AM

Shit. I had a diarrhea after lunch too yesterday.

4/3/2015 10:23:15 AM

Randys Pizza =

4/5/2015 12:43:44 PM

Randy's pizza is fine.

4/5/2015 9:04:47 PM

omg is sappy NOT an alias OMG REALLY I BELIEVE IT

4/5/2015 10:03:09 PM

Shit. Another one.

4/6/2015 11:41:03 AM