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JCASHFAN
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1/18/2017 2:51:04 PM

Klatypus
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does it require intelligence to live with you?

what would you say is the IQ cutoff for applicants?

1/18/2017 2:52:05 PM

JCASHFAN
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5.

1/18/2017 2:53:26 PM

ShinAntonio
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We need details.

1/18/2017 3:08:33 PM

JCASHFAN
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Overall, he isn't a horrible roommate, the second worst I've had, but I have been lucky. But he just does and says dumb shit ... like running his car out of gas in front of his office, but instead of owning it and just putting gas into it, he blamed it on the cold (40*) weather, then he called AAA, then he claimed that they pumped gas into his car "so hard it shook" and that cleaned out the clogged fuel injectors. No you dipshit, you ran out of gas.

He also got fired last week from his job as a realtor for getting into one too many arguments with contractors about how the marble in each house wasn't exactly the same color.

1/18/2017 3:21:46 PM

TreeTwista10
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1/18/2017 3:36:49 PM

TKE-Teg
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I had to explain to my roommate last weekend that Febreze is not a disinfectant spray. I discovered this by asking him what was sprayed all over the floor of the bathroom after he used it. "Oh I accidentally dribbled outside of the bowl so I sprayed it". I then pointed out that Febreze is an air freshener. My roommate is 31 years old.

I've had spray air freshener in that bathroom since before he started living with me, over 2 years ago. God knows what else he's done with that stuff.

1/18/2017 3:39:43 PM

jbrick83
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Who still has roommates?

1/18/2017 4:19:21 PM

TKE-Teg
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People that aren't married and like money.

1/18/2017 4:36:14 PM

Crede
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My roommates sleep all the fucking time and sometimes just throw up WHEREVER and don't clean it up








cuz they are cats, heyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/18/2017 4:46:54 PM

Klatypus
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my room mates don't clean, don't do their dishes and like to do laundry after midnight (and it always wakes me up)

baby steps

1/18/2017 5:03:11 PM

jbrick83
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^^^ If you want to save money, get a tenant.

[Edited on January 18, 2017 at 5:03 PM. Reason : .]

1/18/2017 5:03:29 PM

Klatypus
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^some of us are barely making over $30,000 and do not own property, let alone have money to eat something other than chicken and rice.

[Edited on January 18, 2017 at 5:31 PM. Reason : .]

1/18/2017 5:06:09 PM

JCASHFAN
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I've moved 12 times since graduating college, buying doesn't make sense to me and I don't like throwing away money on a single bedroom. *shrug*

The roommate also wants everyone to think he is smart, so he has to make comments about literally everything, but 9/10 times he's so wildly off the mark that you're not even sure where to start responding. Like the time he gave LunaK advice about training for a triathlon. Motherfucker, you're always whining about how injured you are from ultimate frisbee, do you really think you have worthwhile advice for an Ironman?

1/18/2017 5:32:39 PM

Crede
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I can understand the financial side of having a roommate in a property you live in and own, I just would feel sad at the lack of freedom.

1/18/2017 5:50:07 PM

EMCE
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eh, I've moved 11 times since graduating college. Currently, I live in one of the most expensive cities in the country, and I just cannot justify buying a house right now. I mean geez, we are looking at $600K minimum for a 3 bedroom/2bath house in a shitty neighborhood.

1/18/2017 5:50:51 PM

JCASHFAN
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^^ I enjoy the freedom of not having a mortgage.

1/18/2017 11:39:30 PM

Wickerman
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I will have room mates till I get married. My room mates are great, they are respectful and and are fun to go out with.

1/19/2017 12:08:39 AM

BubbleBobble
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Quote :
"ROOM

MATES

ARE

GREAT"

1/19/2017 12:13:32 AM

GREEN JAY
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My husband doesn't pick up his socks

1/19/2017 10:21:34 PM

NCSUStinger
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^^ please tell me you have moved out of mom and dad's by now

1/20/2017 3:16:27 PM

Str8BacardiL
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I want to hear more about this guy getting fired.

1/21/2017 9:02:43 AM

NCSUStinger
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my 3 roommates are the worst

I share a bedroom with one, and she wants to spend an hour in the bathroom, take up most of the dresser and closet space, but she does do all the cooking

I have another one that's 16 and expects me to pay for all her expenses, keep her car running pay for all her food, etc

Then the other one is 7 and she wants to buy her everything in sight.

I don't even get rent from any of them, this seems like a shitty agreement to me

1/21/2017 9:31:47 AM

BubbleBobble
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^is the 16 year old hot

jk

1/21/2017 3:00:55 PM

justinh524
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You have a 16 year old daughter? JESUS

1/21/2017 3:53:32 PM

jakis
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^

1/21/2017 4:34:07 PM

NCSUStinger
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Yep, we are already doing college prep shit,
But she will probably go to state

1/23/2017 5:20:19 PM

justinh524
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So you already had a child when you decided to cheat students out of the chance to go to basketball games? Wow.

1/23/2017 8:02:06 PM

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Yea she used to sit on stinger's shoulders while he was perched in the choicest seats in the building.

It didn't matter how many hours you waited. Stinger [and his friends] always had better tickets than you.

1/23/2017 8:14:03 PM

ShawnaC123
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Damn Tori is old af.

[Edited on January 23, 2017 at 10:53 PM. Reason : I, too, have three roomies. They follow me to the bathroom every time and beg for food constantly.]

1/23/2017 10:51:50 PM

NCSUStinger
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Section 104, row A

The good old days, and I didn't exactly cheat, I mean if I had Student Conduct would have been able to punish me, right?

1/24/2017 4:45:41 PM

synapse
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^ sometimes you had to slum it behind the baskets though right (in the first row)

1/24/2017 4:49:52 PM

NCSUStinger
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Yeah I know, it was terrible

1/24/2017 4:53:06 PM

sawahash
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Thank God I don't have to deal with roommates anymore.
I mean I guess technically a significant other is a roommate, but it's so much easier to live with a SO than a roommate. If you get angry with your SO you get it out in the open and fight then figure everything else...if you get mad at a roommate you hold it in until you eventually blow up at each other and stop talking and the friendship is ruined.

1/25/2017 9:25:16 AM

Klatypus
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that's why you don't room with friends

much easier to fuss at people you found on CL

1/25/2017 9:42:18 AM

Doss2k
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Until they kill you in your sleep!

1/25/2017 10:33:44 AM

Klatypus
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i have had a number of sketch ass people come interview, plenty of weirdos and homeless people with no job, but some of the best room mates Ive had came from CL.

the worst of CL was when I had a recovering heroin addict, which I did not know until after he moved in, he relapsed while living with us.... and had a girl OD with no pulse in our house

my record is still ZERO irreversible fatalities in my house out of the 28 room mates I've had

[Edited on January 25, 2017 at 2:42 PM. Reason : .]

1/25/2017 2:34:07 PM

Smath74
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^hey i'm looking for a roommate if you ever do have an irreversible fatality...

1/25/2017 2:57:22 PM

ssclark
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/az-man-arrested-murder-twitter-threat-kill-roommate-article-1.2761096

And Klat never asked me to move in ... I'm pissed

1/26/2017 10:47:28 AM

Klatypus
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don't tell lies, I have welcomed every tww user that wanted to move in. It always worked out great

1/26/2017 12:06:40 PM

JCASHFAN
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Update: having moved out, the guy is actually a pretty awesome ex-roommate and I love the guy. He's still a dipshit sometimes, just a lovable one.

12/20/2018 7:08:47 PM

hey now
Indianapolis Jones
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Wonderful news. I'm happy for the both of you.

12/20/2018 8:27:52 PM

theDuke866
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^^



[Edited on December 20, 2018 at 10:19 PM. Reason : ]

12/20/2018 10:18:59 PM

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