Rank them here

2/25/2017 10:47:35 PM

1. Darling Nikki

2/25/2017 11:24:01 PM

I love Prince (and that song) more than the next guy, but how is Blister in the Sun not your #1?

I haven't checked AV Club in a while, but I don't think Darling Nikki is about masturbation...It just mentions it.

2/26/2017 1:05:41 AM

Long view

2/26/2017 1:52:44 AM

Every devo song

2/26/2017 6:04:47 AM

Bob Seger - Like a Rock

A song about a gay Iowa man's masturbation experience with other men in Iowa

2/26/2017 8:00:21 AM

Turning Japanese

That Divinyls song

2/26/2017 10:02:41 AM

Flagpole Sitta- Harvey Danger

2/26/2017 10:47:06 AM

Quote :

"I love Prince (and that song) more than the next guy, but how is Blister in the Sun not your #1?"

Well, because Darling Nikki is a billion times better than Blister in the Sun.

2/26/2017 8:53:42 PM

2/26/2017 11:11:22 PM

Quote :

"Well, because Darling Nikki is a billion times better than Blister in the Sun."

Quote :

"I don't think Darling Nikki is about masturbation...It just mentions it"

2/26/2017 11:23:05 PM

Nikki isn't real. She's a figment of the narrator's imagination. Just like The Time.

2/27/2017 1:30:16 AM

In my significantly biased opinion, I think I win.

2/27/2017 7:44:46 PM

At a Medium Pace- Adam Sandler

2/27/2017 9:20:05 PM

^^^ naw she was a hooker

2/27/2017 10:15:12 PM

2/28/2017 7:12:39 AM

Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington

3/1/2017 2:48:57 AM