Smooth as eggs

4/12/2017 9:41:48 PM

Until Saturday. Then you'll be itching. And it won't stop.

4/12/2017 9:42:14 PM

how you get in all dem wrinkles

4/12/2017 9:43:03 PM

I thought this was all a lie, then I found an egg, then I found out about EMCEs shaved balls, then I found no more eggs

4/12/2017 9:45:55 PM

he's got the eggs in his pants

4/12/2017 9:46:38 PM

Real men wax them.

4/12/2017 9:50:27 PM

4/12/2017 10:03:51 PM

does anyone else have trouble sleeping correctly sometimes? sometimes I'll wake up and my balls are in an uncomfortable position (e.g. between my legs)

I use a pillow between my laygs as much as possible, but I also toss around a lot, so sometimes I can't escape them being in a weird position

I swear I've never heard of any other guy complain about this

what's wrong w/ my bawls

4/12/2017 10:09:41 PM

^you shut your whore mouth

4/12/2017 10:10:38 PM

I thought I ruptured the scrotum earlier today but it was just an underwear malfunction

4/12/2017 10:12:20 PM

I'm uhh sorry i can't weigh in on the balls and sleeping situation.

4/12/2017 10:17:05 PM

4/13/2017 5:07:01 AM