Where do babies come out?
A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the blonde teenager said, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
submitted by culstuf99 on Thursday, January 31 at 12:01 PM
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