...as a guy approaches she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have no arms and no legs and I've never been kissed by a man before, would you kiss me?" So the guy leans down and kisses her and then goes on his way.
A second guy comes up and she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have no arms and no legs and I've never seen a man's penis before, could I see yours?" The guy looks around to see that no one else is looking, and then he momentarily exposes himself to her and then goes on his way.
A third guy comes up and she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have on arms and no legs and I've never been fucked by a guy before, would you fuck me?" So he picks her up and throws her into the water and says "You're fucked now!"
submitted by CrazyJ on Wednesday, February 7 at 4:19 PM
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